
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while studying mechanical readouts
Listen up, gear-heads! Austin Lott just steam-powered his way through the ranks of the Harmonic Wyrmlord, climbing 16 spots despite some... let's call them "temporal anomalies" in his game.
Look, I'm a pink aquatic salamander trapped in a steampunk simulation - what do I know about throwing plastic in the air? But apparently, the ancient resonating frequencies of this mechanical dragon something something tradition... rolls eyes dramatically
Did anyone else notice these "harmonious vibrations" are just fancy talk for "sometimes discs go where you want"? Great Scott, Marty, we've got ourselves a paradox!
Will the gears keep turning? Can someone explain why I'm narrating winter sports? Stay tuned, moisture-dependent viewers! 🌊