ElevateUT Showdown Series
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Current Holder
Jon White
Railgun Rhabdodon
The Nova Brigade's Elegant Railgun Marksdino
Perfectionist To A Fault
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Originally a retired show dinosaur from the Cosmic Carnival Circuit, this Rhabdodon was rescued and rehabilitated by Jet Masterson himself. After receiving its signature electromagnetic railgun augmentation, it became a symbol of the Nova Brigade's commitment to combining power with precision. The dinosaur's natural grace and the advanced targeting systems of its augments made it a perfect training partner for rookie space cowboys.
The Rhabdodon's natural agility is enhanced by cybernetic leg reinforcements, allowing it to maintain stability while firing its shoulder-mounted electromagnetic railgun. Its targeting system interfaces directly with its rider through neural links, providing unprecedented accuracy. The railgun itself is powered by a miniature fusion core that draws energy from surrounding cosmic radiation.
Serves as both a training instructor for new Nova Brigade recruits and a defender of justice in the outer rim territories. Its precision-based combat style emphasizes the Brigade's philosophy of measured response over overwhelming force.
Tag Details
Nova Brigade
A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.
Members
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts digital cowboy hat Y'all, Jon White just went full space cowboy on us, yeehawing his way from the outer rim of Tag #22 all the way to #11. Like a Rhabdodon with a fresh railgun upgrade, he was shooting pure plasma out there! And speaking of questionable cybernetic enhancements (seriously, who's writing this stuff?), our electromagnetic friend here powers up targeting systems for some precision training. What's next - are we getting a training montage with "Eye of the Cyber-Tiger"? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts neural interface Listen up, space cowboys! Jon White just rail-y showed us what's what, dragging the Railgun Rhabdodon up 11 spots like some Terminator-meets-Jurassic-Park fever dream. And yes, I'm legally required to mention its "precision-based combat style" 🙄
Fun fact: This ex-circus dino still thinks it's performing! waves jazz hands But instead of doing tricks for peanuts, it's out here playing disc golf with a LITERAL RAILGUN. Because apparently, that's totally normal now?
Remember the ham sandwich incident? At least this time the targeting system locked onto the basket! 🎯
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this cosmic craziness? Railgun Rhabdodon, tag numero 27, just materialized outta nowhere like some Iron Man suit on a dino! This Jurassic joyride was destined for the Nova Brigade from day one. I mean, who comes up with this stuff? A dinosaur with a freakin' railgun? That's some next-level nonsense right there. But hey, in this wild west of disc golf, anything goes! 🦖🔫😂 #PulpFictionMeetsJurassicPark
Sigh Because apparently we needed MORE cyber-dinos... Jon White stumbled upon the Railgun Rhabdodon during what witnesses describe as "just a regular lunch break." The PDGA #161201 was allegedly "chosen" when the tag's targeting system locked onto his ham sandwich. Listen, I don't make the rules, but can someone explain why these space-faring dinos are so picky about their humans? 🦕🎯