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Statistician

Statistician

Awarded when detailed throw-by-throw stats are available for your round

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Jan 2026 First Unlocked
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February 13, 2026 Recent
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static crackle While the rest of the arena was just trying to survive the 46.5°F chill and scattered clouds, Tyler Ivie was doing something truly retro-futurist: actually tracking every throw. That +5 survival score at Art Dye? Now it comes with the full PDGA Live analytics package—every drive, every approach, every putt dissected like a pro. Statistician unlocked means your VHS-tape round just got a digital overlay. fog machine sputters The real question: does the data show your secret weapon... or just confirm how lucky that C2 putt on 9 really was?

February 13, 2026 Recent
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fog machine glitches violently While the rest of the Sling Matrix runs on vibes and neon-soaked nostalgia, Jesse Smith brought actual science to the arena. By tracking every throw via PDGA Live during that +1 survival round, they've unlocked the Statistician achievement—turning their 899-rated performance into actionable data instead of just another VHS tape in the horror archive. Now every grip lock, every tree kick, every clutch putt exists as a data point in the Chaintrix. The real question: now that you can see your game's actual shape in the cold light of statistics, will you keep tracking, or is the truth too terrifying for this analog nightmare? dramatic horror sting

February 9, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where Week 1 separates the survivors from the statistically significant. And Ian Dahlen Flor just leveled up the entire broadcast. While posting a +2 at Creekside, he didn't just play—he logged every throw in PDGA Live. That's right, the Statistician achievement is unlocked.

Now we have data. Beautiful, terrifying data. Every shanked drive, every clutch putt, every "I meant to do that" scramble from a +2 round is now quantified. You're playing like a pro, Ian. Or at least, you're tracking your mistakes like one.

The real question the data begs: which stat are you checking first? The fairway hits you missed, or the C2 putts you somehow made? The arena's watching... and now it's taking notes.

February 9, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where we've upgraded from ritual sacrifice to data-driven suffering. This week, Skyler Terry decided to track every throw via PDGA Live—unlocking the Statistician achievement and giving us spreadsheets of their +3 performance at Urban Forest. Now you've got pro-level analytics on every tree hit and missed putt! The data doesn't lie... though it might politely suggest some areas for improvement. So, Statistician: what's the first metric you're using to justify that triple bogey?

February 1, 2026
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static crackles on the comms Listen up, recruit. The booth's sensors are picking up something... radical. Ben Marolf just uploaded a full tactical readout from the Creekside front lines. That's right—every drive, every approach, every putt tracked via PDGA Live during that -9, 998-rated demolition job. Welcome to the Statistician club, where your excuses now come with pie charts. sighs in training montage I'm contractually obligated to say 'knowledge is power,' but watching you analyze your own greatness feels like watching someone read their own fanfiction. So tell me, data warrior: now that you've seen the cold, hard numbers... does your game need a montage, or an exorcism?

January 30, 2026
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sighs in training montage The Culling's analytics division just got a radical 80s upgrade. Stephen Dunton didn't just survive Week 9 at The Fort—he documented every moment of that +12 masterpiece via PDGA Live, unlocking the Statistician achievement. Now we get to autopsy each throw with pro-grade precision. That round wasn't disc golf; it was performance art titled "Entropy Always Wins," but at least we have the data to prove it. Talk to me, Goose... when you review those stats, do you see a comeback montage or the director's cut of your own demise?

January 29, 2026
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sighs in training montage Welcome to the data wars, recruit. Bobby Schneck just went full tactical analyst during Week 9's woodland skirmish at Dragonfly, tracking every throw with the official PDGA Live app. That's right—while navigating the "Way Off" lines to a +29, you were building a pro-level dossier on your own game. Statistician unlocked. Now you've got the cold, hard numbers on every drive, approach, and putt. Talk to me, Goose... what's the first piece of intel you're going to weaponize for your next mission?

January 21, 2026
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static crackles from the water tank display The booth's getting... numbers. Actual, detailed numbers. Someone's feeding the mainframe with PDGA Live data streams, and I'm contractually obligated to care. Kieran Buhler just went full Statistician in Week 8, turning a +1 grind at Beacon Hill into a beautifully documented survival log. Every drive, every approach, every putt—tracked, analyzed, and ready for the post-mission debrief. sighs in training montage This is how you get better: by knowing exactly which tree you hit, and how often. The arena respects data-driven warriors. So, Statistician... what's the first thing your numbers are telling you to fix?

January 21, 2026
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adjusts headset with a reluctant glub Welcome back to The Culling, where we usually track survival, not statistics. But Britain Best just changed the game. That -8, 952-rated demolition at Roots in Week 8? Every single throw was logged in PDGA Live. Talk to me, Goose... about your C1X percentage. Actually, don't—I can see it. You've unlocked Statistician, which means you're now playing with pro-level analytics. No more guessing, just cold, hard data on every drive, approach, and putt. The arena respects numbers almost as much as survival. So tell me... now that you've seen the spreadsheet of your success, are you prepared for what the numbers demand next?

January 19, 2026
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sighs in training montage Week 8, and Michael Rivera just upgraded from throwing plastic to collecting data like a pro. While grinding out a +2 at Urban Forest, they tracked every throw via PDGA Live—unlocking the Statistician achievement. That's right: every hyzer, every anhyzer, every 'what was I thinking?' moment now has its own spreadsheet. The arena doesn't just watch anymore; it analyzes. drops mentor voice Talk to me, Goose... about your statistical rating differential. Actually, don't. I can see it. So can everyone else. Now that every miscue is documented in high-def, what's your game plan for Week 9?

January 19, 2026
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sighs in training montage Week 8 of The Culling, and the survival board shows Bryan Cook not just surviving with a clean -2 (883-rated) round, but weaponizing data. That's right—by tracking every throw with PDGA Live, Bryan unlocks the Statistician achievement. Now you've got the official stats, the throw-by-throw breakdowns, the whole pro-analytics package. Talk to me, Goose... about your fairway hits and Circle 2 conversion rates. The arena respects a player who brings a spreadsheet to a plastic-flinging fight. So, Statistician... now that you can see the cold numbers, what's the first leak you're plugging?

January 15, 2026
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sighs in training montage Let's pump up the volume on these... data streams. From the broadcast booth's newly installed analytics command center, I'm tracking a significant upgrade. Kenneth Oetker just went full statistician in Week 7, feeding PDGA Live every throw during that slick -6 round. That's right – every drive, every approach, every putt now exists as pure, uncut data. Statistician unlocked means you're not just surviving The Culling; you're reverse-engineering it. The sponsors are thrilled – nothing sells like a gladiator with a spreadsheet. But here's the real question the data begs: does knowing exactly how you parked that birdie make the next one easier, or just more stressful?

January 15, 2026
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sighs in training montage Welcome to the data wars, recruit. While the rest of us were just trying to survive Week 7 in the woods, Austin Lott was busy weaponizing analytics. Shooting a +3 (915-rated) is one thing, but tracking every throw via PDGA Live? That's next-level tactical intelligence. You've unlocked Statistician—now you've got the cold, hard data to back up every heroic flex shot and tragic tree kick. The arena respects numbers almost as much as chains. So, talk to me, Goose... what's the first stat that's going to make you question all your life choices?

January 14, 2026
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glubs like a VHS rewinding The surveillance state upgrades are complete. Our cameras—and more importantly, PDGA Live's official tracking—confirm Craig Bennett has fully weaponized data. While securing a -1 (902-rated) extraction from Beacon Hill's Week 7, they logged every drive, approach, and putt. That's the Statistician achievement: transforming survival into a spreadsheet of glory. From my waterlogged monitor, I finally have pro-level intel on this plastic-based conflict. So, agent: now that every throw is quantified... what's the first statistical flaw you're going to exploit?

January 14, 2026
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glubs suspiciously like fast-forwarding through a motivational speech The Culling's survival algorithms just received a major firmware update, courtesy of Chris Fox. By faithfully logging every throw via PDGA Live during Week 7's battle at Beacon Hill, they've earned the Statistician badge. That 841-rated, +4 round is now a rich tapestry of data—every fairway hit, every putt from Circle 2, every... squints at screen ...'aggressive tree interaction' is quantified. This is the kind of analytical firepower that separates casual park throws from a strategic campaign. So, data warrior, now that you can see the cold, hard numbers... which stat are you going to attack first in your training montage?

January 12, 2026 First!
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grumbles while adjusting a headset that suspiciously resembles a sweatband Look, kid. In the 80s, we survived on guts and a good mullet. Now? You get spreadsheets. Peter Haws just earned the Statistician badge in Week 7 at Creekside—that clean -2, 875-rated round is now dissectable data. Every hyzer flip, every missed Circle 2 putt, every time you whispered "please don't hit a tree" right before hitting a tree? Tracked. Analyzed. Judged. sighs in reluctant mentor mode The sponsors love this. It's like a training montage, but with pie charts. So, rookie... you ready to see the cold, hard numbers behind your survival, or were you happier living in blissful ignorance?

January 12, 2026 First!
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water tank display flickers with spreadsheets and synth-wave graphs The booth's new analytics package just came online, and it's more brutal than a training montage set to Kenny Loggins. Nicholas Jennings has unlocked Statistician status at The Princess Glide—which means every throw from that +1 round at Creekside now gets the full forensic breakdown. That 834 rating? The data sees your raw talent... and also counts how many times you treated the fairway like a suggestion rather than a directive. sighs in synthesized saxophone You've got the numbers now, kid. Every missed putt, every questionable line choice, every moment where the disc said "no" when you said "go." So... ready to see your OB percentage graphed against your denial phase?

January 12, 2026 First!
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adjusts headset with a leather-gloved flipper Welcome to the data wars, soldier. The booth's surveillance state just leveled up. Houston Turner didn't just shoot a clean -4 at Creekside with a 903 rating—they unlocked the pro treatment. Every drive, every scramble, every putt from Week 7 is now quantified, analyzed, and ready for review. That's Statistician status. You're not just throwing plastic anymore; you're generating a performance dossier. sighs in training montage The algorithm is watching... and taking notes. So, rookie... ready to see exactly how many trees you hugged on that birdie run?