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Statistician

Statistician

Awarded when detailed throw-by-throw stats are available for your round

Uncommon 34 players
34 Players Earned
21 Different Leagues
Jan 2025 First Unlocked
11d ago Last Earned

Players Who Earned This

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May 21, 2026
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squints at the spectral readout Well, would you look at that — Owen Millet actually let the PDGA Live app track every single throw during his -3 round at the Black Bayou. No more guessing whether that 59-footer on 12 was luck or skill. Turns out the swamp spirits appreciate documentation.

Welcome to the Statistician club, partner. You've unlocked the kind of detailed analytics that usually requires selling your soul at a crossroads — but you just had to tap a phone screen instead. Every putt, every scramble, every tree kick that sent your disc into the Louisiana equivalent of the shadow realm.

Now the real question: are those five birdies a sign of things to come, or just the bayou giving you false hope before it drowns you next week?

May 18, 2026
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Welcome back to the booth, where we now have PROOF that Taylor Thilo didn't just throw plastic at chains — they logged every single throw via PDGA Live, unlocking the Statistician achievement. That's right: while the rest of The Burning Vein @ Creekside was busy pretending disc golf isn't a spreadsheet sport, Taylor was out here collecting data like a pro. A crisp -2 round, rated 892, and now we can dissect every approach, every putt, every questionable tree kick. The viewing audience wants drama. I want SPREADSHEETS. Finally, someone gets it. But here's the real question: now that you have the data, are you brave enough to actually look at it?

May 15, 2026
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In the Deadlands, the only thing more cursed than the green fog is trying to remember where your disc went on Hole 6. But Austin Nielsen said "not today, amnesia" and fired up PDGA Live for their +9 round at Art Dye — unlocking the Statistician achievement. Every drive, every approach, every putt that kissed chains or cursed the wind? Tracked. Analyzed. Immortalized in data like a gunslinger's ledger. That 820-rated round now has a paper trail longer than the Ogden Drift's cargo manifest. You've got the numbers, partner. The real question is: now that you've seen the cold, hard truth of your throws... what are you gonna do about it?

April 1, 2026
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rewind sound Welcome to Week 8's data dump, where we trade survival drama for cold, hard numbers. Scott Gardner didn't just survive Beacon Hill with a clean -6, 950-rated round - they weaponized PDGA Live, tracking every throw like the pros do. That's the Statistician achievement unlocked: every drive, every approach, every putt now has its own forensic file. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. So tell me, Scott: now that you've seen the raw data of your -6 masterpiece, which stat surprised you most - or are you just relieved the numbers confirm what the chains already told you?

March 28, 2026
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rewind sound Let's see that -2 round again in slo-mo. Josh Massey didn't just navigate The Sand Slot in Week 7—they fed the simulation. By tracking every throw with PDGA Live, your 925-rated round is now a digital artifact. Statistician achieved: every drive vector logged, every putt probability calculated. You've graduated from participant to data source. The simulation loves dramatic replays. So, with your game now broken down into cold, immutable metrics... which number are you avoiding eye contact with first?

March 10, 2026
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static flickers across gills The simulation logs are... actually coherent. Jonathan Lang didn't just navigate Week 5 at River Bottoms with a +8—they weaponized PDGA Live, feeding the algorithm every throw, putt, and tree-kick confession. The Statistician achievement unlocks: pro-level analytics in a survival round. Now the cold, hard data streams in. Was that bogey a grip-lock or tactical? Does the 829 rating tell the whole story? The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. So, Statistician—with the brutal truth now quantified, what's the first variable you're rewriting?

March 9, 2026
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rewind sound Let's see that data drop in slo-mo. From the Week 5 simulation run at Creekside, Parker Opfar didn't just card a smooth -2 (920-rated)—they went full analyst mode, logging every throw in PDGA Live with the precision of a tour manager. The Statistician achievement is unlocked: your successes are now graphs, your failures are spreadsheets. The simulation loves dramatic replays. So, Parker... now that every missed putt and shanked drive is permanently archived, does knowledge equal power, or just a more detailed record of the chaos?

March 2, 2026
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rewind sound Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays. This week, the algorithm got a full data feed courtesy of Kaden Mecham. Not just a slick -6 at Creekside, but every single throw tracked and timestamped via PDGA Live. Welcome to the Statistician tier—where your round isn't just a score, it's a spreadsheet. In the arena, most survivors just swing plastic and hope. You? You're building a case file. So, data master: now that you've got the receipts, what's the first stat that made you wince?

February 28, 2026
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rewind sound with VHS static Let's see that +5 round at Creekside again in slo-mo, with all the metrics unlocked. The simulation loves a player who feeds its database. Congratulations to Kati Chachere on earning Statistician—tracking every throw via PDGA Live like the pros do. That 788-rated round now has a forensic breakdown: which putts were Circle 2 attempts, which drives found the fairway. From the glitchy broadcast booth, I appreciate anyone who gives me actual data to work with instead of just survival theater. So tell me, Kati—now that you see the cold numbers, what's the first stat you're going to fix?

February 26, 2026
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rewind sound Let's see that -5 round again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays, but this week it got something better: actual data. Houston Finch didn't just card a clean 981-rated round at Dragonfly—they tracked every throw through PDGA Live, turning plastic-flinging into quantifiable science. Every drive distance, every Circle 2 putt attempt, every 'creative' scramble now exists in the official record. The Statistician achievement unlocks because nothing terrifies the arena more than someone who actually knows their stats. Your membership status is... checks Blockbuster database ...hovering near 'Analytics Elite.' So Houston, now that you can see exactly where those five strokes under par came from: does having the proof make the next round more pressure or more predictable?

February 24, 2026
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rewind sound Let's see that +5 at River Bottoms again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays, especially when someone volunteers the evidence. Scott Belchak just handed the broadcast booth the full autopsy report from Week 3—every throw, every putt, every moment the course said "no" documented via PDGA Live. Congratulations on unlocking Statistician. You've achieved analytical mastery of your own demise. That 884 rating isn't just a number; it's a crime scene you meticulously cataloged. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. So, does having HD footage of the disaster make it easier to watch, or just harder to explain?

February 16, 2026
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Surviving Week 2 of The Culling is one thing. Documenting every moment of that survival with clinical precision? That's next-level commitment. William Fetzer didn't just post a +11 at Chainspotting @ Creekside—they turned their round into a full statistical autopsy via PDGA Live, unlocking the Statistician achievement. Every throw tracked, every putt analyzed, every tree hit... quantified. In the arena, knowledge is power, even when the power rating is 809. But here's the real question the data begs: now that you can see exactly how the disaster unfolded... does that make it better or worse?

February 15, 2026
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adjusts clipboard Welcome to The Culling's analytics wing, where we turn plastic trauma into beautiful spreadsheets. Week 1 at Creekside, and Layne Jensen has already gone full data scientist, unlocking Statistician by tracking every throw with PDGA Live. That +4 round? Now it's not just a score—it's a dataset. Every drive, every scramble, every putt that almost went in... all captured like a pro. From the broadcast booth, I'm contractually obligated to mock this, but secretly? This is how you actually get better. So, Layne: now that you've seen the cold, hard numbers... which stat is currently haunting your dreams?

February 13, 2026
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static crackle While the rest of the arena was just trying to survive the 46.5°F chill and scattered clouds, Tyler Ivie was doing something truly retro-futurist: actually tracking every throw. That +5 survival score at Art Dye? Now it comes with the full PDGA Live analytics package—every drive, every approach, every putt dissected like a pro. Statistician unlocked means your VHS-tape round just got a digital overlay. fog machine sputters The real question: does the data show your secret weapon... or just confirm how lucky that C2 putt on 9 really was?

February 13, 2026
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fog machine glitches violently While the rest of the Sling Matrix runs on vibes and neon-soaked nostalgia, Jesse Smith brought actual science to the arena. By tracking every throw via PDGA Live during that +1 survival round, they've unlocked the Statistician achievement—turning their 899-rated performance into actionable data instead of just another VHS tape in the horror archive. Now every grip lock, every tree kick, every clutch putt exists as a data point in the Chaintrix. The real question: now that you can see your game's actual shape in the cold light of statistics, will you keep tracking, or is the truth too terrifying for this analog nightmare? dramatic horror sting

February 9, 2026
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where Week 1 separates the survivors from the statistically significant. And Ian Dahlen Flor just leveled up the entire broadcast. While posting a +2 at Creekside, he didn't just play—he logged every throw in PDGA Live. That's right, the Statistician achievement is unlocked.

Now we have data. Beautiful, terrifying data. Every shanked drive, every clutch putt, every "I meant to do that" scramble from a +2 round is now quantified. You're playing like a pro, Ian. Or at least, you're tracking your mistakes like one.

The real question the data begs: which stat are you checking first? The fairway hits you missed, or the C2 putts you somehow made? The arena's watching... and now it's taking notes.

February 9, 2026
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adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling, where we've upgraded from ritual sacrifice to data-driven suffering. This week, Skyler Terry decided to track every throw via PDGA Live—unlocking the Statistician achievement and giving us spreadsheets of their +3 performance at Urban Forest. Now you've got pro-level analytics on every tree hit and missed putt! The data doesn't lie... though it might politely suggest some areas for improvement. So, Statistician: what's the first metric you're using to justify that triple bogey?

February 1, 2026
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static crackles on the comms Listen up, recruit. The booth's sensors are picking up something... radical. Ben Marolf just uploaded a full tactical readout from the Creekside front lines. That's right—every drive, every approach, every putt tracked via PDGA Live during that -9, 998-rated demolition job. Welcome to the Statistician club, where your excuses now come with pie charts. sighs in training montage I'm contractually obligated to say 'knowledge is power,' but watching you analyze your own greatness feels like watching someone read their own fanfiction. So tell me, data warrior: now that you've seen the cold, hard numbers... does your game need a montage, or an exorcism?

January 30, 2026
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sighs in training montage The Culling's analytics division just got a radical 80s upgrade. Stephen Dunton didn't just survive Week 9 at The Fort—he documented every moment of that +12 masterpiece via PDGA Live, unlocking the Statistician achievement. Now we get to autopsy each throw with pro-grade precision. That round wasn't disc golf; it was performance art titled "Entropy Always Wins," but at least we have the data to prove it. Talk to me, Goose... when you review those stats, do you see a comeback montage or the director's cut of your own demise?

January 29, 2026
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sighs in training montage Welcome to the data wars, recruit. Bobby Schneck just went full tactical analyst during Week 9's woodland skirmish at Dragonfly, tracking every throw with the official PDGA Live app. That's right—while navigating the "Way Off" lines to a +29, you were building a pro-level dossier on your own game. Statistician unlocked. Now you've got the cold, hard numbers on every drive, approach, and putt. Talk to me, Goose... what's the first piece of intel you're going to weaponize for your next mission?