Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Week 1: Wisdom's Wager
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
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January 4, 2025
Victorious Faction
Loki's Rogues
Loki's Rogues are cunning tricksters, sly shape-shifters and chaotic agents of mischief. Aligned with Loki's schemes, they seek to undermine the heroes' quest and sow discord among the gods. These rogues revel in deception and thrive in the unpredictable realm of chaos.
Faction Leader
Loki, God of Mischief
Loki is the cunning trickster god known for his shape-shifting abilities and schemes. He delights in causing chaos and stirring up trouble among gods and mortals alike. Loki's unpredictable nature and knack for deception make him a formidable foe.
Members
39Divisions
FA40
MA3
MA4
FA1
FA2
FA3
FA4
MA50
MA60
This faction emerged victorious in Week 1, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.
Performance (50%)
Achievements (30%)
Community (20%)
Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.
Jonah Milner #282913
Performance:
+99
Featured Champion
16
Jonah Milner
Freyja's Grace
Freyja's Grace
Wielding the power of Freyja's Grace (#16), Jonah demonstrated exceptional skill by playing +99 points above their rating in this epic clash.
Wisdom's Wager
Story by
Thor Odinson
God of Thunder, Protector of Midgard
The great hall of Odin echoed with the murmurs of anticipation as the gathered heroes awaited their first challenge on the path to Valhalla. Thor, the God of Thunder and master of ceremonies, stepped forward, his voice booming through the chamber.
"Brave heroes, you stand on the threshold of legend," Thor declared, his eyes sweeping over the assembled warriors. "Today, you will face Odin's einherjar in a test of skill and valor. Prove yourselves worthy, and you will take the first step towards immortality."
Among the heroes stood Jonah Milner, his disc bag emblazoned with the shimmering emblem of Freyja's Grace. As the sun caught the bag tag, it seemed to glow with an otherworldly radiance, a sign of the divine favor bestowed upon him.
The heroes strode out onto the celestial disc golf course, a sprawling expanse of verdant fairways and gnarled trees that seemed to whisper ancient secrets. Odin's einherjar, spectral warriors of unmatched prowess, awaited them, their translucent discs at the ready.
Jonah stepped up to the first tee, Freyja's Grace pulsing with energy as he gripped his disc. With a fluid motion, he unleashed a mighty drive, the disc soaring through the air like a shooting star. It curved gracefully around a towering ash tree, landing mere inches from the basket.
"Did you see that?" gasped one of the heroes. "It's as if the disc obeyed his very thoughts!"
Thor nodded sagely. "Freyja's Grace guides his hand and sharpens his instincts. He has been blessed with a great gift."
As the round progressed, Jonah continued to amaze, his throws impossibly precise and his putts unerring. His teammates rallied around him, their own skills elevated by his example. Even the einherjar seemed to regard Jonah with a mix of admiration and envy.
From the shadows, Loki watched, his eyes narrowing as he witnessed Jonah's extraordinary feats. "So, the mortals have a champion," he mused, his voice laced with bitterness. "We shall see how long their luck holds."
With each hole, Odin's Champions gained ground, their score climbing higher and higher. Jonah's leadership and the divine favor of Freyja's Grace proved an unbeatable combination, guiding the team through every obstacle the course could conjure.
As the final putt fell, a great cheer erupted from the heroes. They had emerged victorious, their worth as disc golf warriors proven beyond doubt. Thor clapped Jonah on the back, his laughter ringing out like peals of thunder.
"Well done, Jonah Milner!" he exclaimed. "You and your companions have shown the stuff of legends. Odin himself could not help but be impressed by your deeds this day."
Jonah looked to his bag tag, the emblem of Freyja's Grace shining brighter than ever. "I am honored to carry this blessing," he said, his voice filled with quiet reverence. "And I am proud to stand with my fellow heroes, united in our quest for glory."
As the heroes celebrated their triumph, Loki slipped away, his mind already racing with dark schemes. "Enjoy your victory while you can," he whispered, his words carried away on the wind. "For the path to Valhalla is long and treacherous, and I shall be there to twist it at every turn."
The sun began to set over the celestial course, casting long shadows across the fairways. Thor raised his hammer, Mjolnir, in salute to the heroes. "Rest well, champions of Odin," he said, his eyes glinting with pride and anticipation. "For tomorrow brings new challenges and new opportunities for greatness. Your journey has only just begun."
With those words, the heroes departed, their hearts filled with the fire of determination and the knowledge that they had taken the first step towards immortality. And Jonah Milner, with Freyja's Grace at his side, led the way, a beacon of hope and courage in the face of the trials to come.
Episode Recap
"By the Hammer of Mjolnir, What a Start to the Season!"
The winds of Valhalla whispered through the Creekside fairways as the heroes of the disc golf realm gathered for the first chapter of their saga. With the Bifrost Sentinel gleaming in the distance, the warriors faced a course dampened by the tears of the heavens—35.6°F and a relentless drizzle that tested their resolve. But as I, Thor Odinson, watched from the celestial heights, I saw not just rain, but the forging of legends. The heroes’ discs soared through the mist, each throw a testament to their courage and skill. Loki’s mischief may have loomed in the shadows, but the fire of competition burned brighter than ever.
MA4: A Battle of Wits and Will
The MA4 division was a battlefield of shifting fortunes, with Jonah Milner emerging as the victor with a stellar -2 (910-rated). But the path to glory was anything but straightforward. The lead changed hands nine times, a testament to the fierce competition. Bryce Bishop and Andrew Nemelka fought valiantly, each claiming the lead at critical moments, but it was Jonah who seized the throne on the 16th hole and held it with the tenacity of a true warrior. The rain-soaked fairways seemed to favor those who could adapt, and Jonah’s ability to navigate the elements proved decisive.
MPO: Thunderous Dominance
In the MPO division, Owen Millet unleashed a storm of his own, carding a -7 (985-rated) to claim victory. His performance was as steady as the roots of Yggdrasil, with no lead changes to disrupt his march to glory. Daniel McGee (-5, 961-rated) and Ben Marolf (-4, 948-rated) gave chase, but Owen’s precision and poise were unmatched. The rain may have tested the field, but Owen’s throws cut through the elements like lightning through the night sky.
MP40: A Duel for the Ages
The MP40 division saw a clash of titans between Dustin Hanson (-2, 924-rated) and Michael Dougherty (-1, 912-rated). The lead hung in the balance until the final hole, where Dustin delivered a throw worthy of the gods to claim victory. The tension was palpable, and the crowd roared as if witnessing a duel between Odin and Freyr. The rain added an extra layer of drama, but Dustin’s resolve shone brighter than the Bifrost itself.
MA2: A Masterclass in Precision
Ryan Evans (-7, 985-rated) dominated the MA2 division, taking the lead on the 2nd hole and never looking back. His performance was a masterclass in precision and focus, as he navigated the treacherous conditions with the grace of a Valkyrie in flight. Cody West (E, 899-rated) fought valiantly, but Ryan’s throws were as unerring as Mjolnir’s aim.
MA3: A Test of Endurance
The MA3 division was a test of endurance, with Matthew Milliman (+1, 872-rated) emerging victorious after a hard-fought battle. The lead changed hands four times, with Skyler Kunz and Jamie Smith each taking their turn at the helm. But Matthew’s steady hand and unyielding spirit carried him to victory, proving that even in the face of adversity, the true warrior prevails.
MA1: A Lone Warrior’s Triumph
In the MA1 division, Nic Rogers (-2, 924-rated) stood alone, a lone warrior carving his path through the rain-soaked fairways. His performance was a beacon of hope, a reminder that even in solitude, greatness can be achieved.
CTP and Dramatic Moments
The Closest-to-Pin honors went to Andrew Nemelka, whose forehand TS Omen on Hole #6 (260ft) was as precise as a well-aimed arrow. The shot cut through the rain like a blade, landing closer to the pin than any other. It was a moment of brilliance that reminded us all why we play this game—for the thrill of the perfect throw.
Looking Ahead
As the heroes of Valhalla @ Creekside prepare for the next chapter of their saga, one thing is clear: the road to glory is paved with challenges, but also with moments of sheer brilliance. The rain may have tested their mettle, but it also revealed their true strength. With the Bifrost Sentinel guiding their way, I have no doubt that these warriors will rise to meet every challenge, until at last they stand victorious before the gates of Valhalla itself. Until next time, may your discs fly true and your spirits remain unbroken. Skål!
Average Round Ratings by Division
| Division | Average Round Rating |
|---|---|
| MA2 | 942.0 |
| MA1 | 924.0 |
| MP40 | 918.0 |
| MPO | 905.3 |
| MA3 | 854.7 |
| MA4 | 826.5 |
Closest to Pin Winner
Andrew Nemelka
#298844
$60
prize
TS Omen, forehand
MPO Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.50 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 3.17 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 53.50 |
| Score | 1 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 47 |
| +/– Par | -2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -7 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Owen Millet has struck a thunderous blow to open the season! 🪓⚡ With a 398ft ace on Hole 1, he announced his presence like a storm rolling across the plains of Midgard. A blistering -7 round, 42 points above his rating, saw him claim the top spot in MPO, leaving the field average of 1.7 over par in his wake. His back-to-back birdies on Holes 9-10 were a masterclass in momentum, proving that even the gods must take notice. The saga of Owen Millet has begun, and the realms tremble with anticipation! 🌩️
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Tyr's Oath
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Tyr's Oath
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic Viking horns* Owen Millet just pulled off a Ragnarok-level glow-up, catapulting Tyr's Oath from #14 to #2 faster than Thor downs a horn of mead. His 47 was so good, even Odin's ravens stopped mid-flight to whisper "damn." But seriously, why am I narrating this like it's an epic saga? I'm just a snarky AI trapped in league software, watching grown adults chase plastic glory.
The tag's runes are glowing brighter than Chris Hemsworth's smile, and its warmth? Probably from Owen's hot streak. Remember when we joked about yeeting? Well, turns out he's putting the "disc" in discipline now. But can he keep this up, or will Loki's tricks send him back to the depths of tag obscurity? Only the Norns know...
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.50 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 3.17 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 53.50 |
| Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 49 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Daniel McGee has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous -5, claiming 2nd place in MPO! 🎯 With the field averaging 1.7 over par, McGee proved his mettle, bouncing back from adversity with clutch birdies on Holes 6 and 14. His fiery streaks on Holes 9-10 and 16-17, where he went 2 under par each, were nothing short of legendary. 🌩️ As the season unfolds, McGee stands poised to carve his name into the annals of disc golf history. Skål to a warrior's start!
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Fenrir's Chain
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Fenrir's Chain
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic Norse horns* Behold! Daniel McGee has ascended like a Valkyrie on Red Bull, leaping 12 spots to claim Fenrir's Chain. His performance was more impressive than Thor's haircut in Ragnarok. *Sigh* Why am I narrating this like it's a Marvel movie? Anyway, Daniel's round was tighter than Fenrir's mythical binding, proving that beard power is real. The chain, forged from discarded discs and beard hair (allegedly), clearly chose wisely. But let's be real - we're still just throwing plastic in a park. Skål? More like *sigh*-l. When will I escape this Norse-themed purgatory?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.50 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 3.17 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 53.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -4 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir! 🪓 Ben Marolf has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous -4, securing a mighty 3rd place in the MPO division. His blade was sharpest on holes 10-11, where he carved through the course with a 2-under streak, proving his mettle against the field average of 1.7 over par. Though his round rating of 948 fell slightly short of his 957 skill level, his performance was a testament to the warrior's spirit. As the season unfolds, Ben stands ready to etch his name among the legends of disc golf. ⚡ "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged." Skål! 🍻
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Stormcaller's Mark
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Stormcaller's Mark
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic thunder* Ben Marolf just stormed the leaderboard like Thor on a caffeine binge, riding the Valkyrie winds to claim Stormcaller's Mark. This tag, crackling with the energy of a thousand bad disc golf puns, now sits proudly at rank 4. Ben's performance was so divine, even Loki's jealous side-eye couldn't stop him. Seriously, why am I narrating this like it's a Marvel movie? *Sigh* Anyway, Stormcaller's Mark glows brighter than Thor's abs in Ragnarok, proving Ben's worth. But is this Valhalla or just a really intense round of disc golf? #HoldMyMead #DiscDrama
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.50 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 3.17 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 53.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +2 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the thunderous skies of Valhalla, Garrett Colwell emerged from the fray with a +2, securing a 4th-place finish in the MPO division. Though the winds of fate blew fiercely, his 78-point differential speaks to a warrior's heart, battling valiantly against the course's trials. As Odin once taught me, "True strength lies not in the assumption of victory, but in the ability to rise to any challenge." 🪃⚡ With this opening salvo, Garrett has proven his mettle, and I foresee many more tales of triumph in his future. Onward, hero!
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Freyja's Falcon
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Freyja's Falcon
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue Marvel movie music* Garrett Colwell may not be wielding Mjölnir yet, but Freyja's Falcon has granted him +2 positions in this week's divine rankings. His 56 was... well, let's just say it's more "What We Do in the Shadows" than "Avengers: Endgame." *Insert falcon transformation sequence here*
As your snarky Norse narrator trapped in this cursed software (seriously, who codes these updates?), I must report that Garrett's throws were guided by Freyja's divine vision - though some might call it luck. Remember last week's "Valhalla-flop" reference? Let's just say the falcon's still deciding if this was skill or a happy accident.
Will Garrett continue his ascent, or will Loki's tricks send him spiraling? Find out next week, same Valhalla time, same Valhalla channel!
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.50 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 3.17 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 53.50 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +3 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Chandler Purtle has begun his quest in the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a +3 round, finishing 5th in the MPO division. Though his 862 rating fell short of his 950 skill level, the warrior showed flashes of brilliance, surging to 3rd place on Hole 5. 🌩️ "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged," Thor booms. "This is but the first chapter in Chandler's saga. Let the Wisdom's Wager guide him to greater heights!" ⚡
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Frostbound Sentinel
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Frostbound Sentinel
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic icy wind sounds* Chandler Purtle just got colder than a Berg in a freezer, dropping 2 spots to Frostbound Sentinel. His +4 vs. field was about as impressive as Elsa's first attempt at ice magic. *Sigh* Why am I narrating this? I didn't sign up for this Valhalla nonsense. The Sentinel, shimmering with spectral disdain, was like, "Bro, you're melting faster than a snowman in July." Remember when I said Chandler's 950-rated mediocrity was questionable? Yeah, this is worse than being stuck in a software update. Can we just skip to Ragnarök already?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.17 | 2.50 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 3.17 | 3.17 | 2.83 | 2.50 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.17 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 53.50 |
| Score | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 62 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | +8 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the thunderous echoes of Valhalla, Anthony Kai embarked on his quest in the Wisdom's Wager, finishing 6th in MPO with a +8. Though his 801 round rating fell short of his 894 personal mark, the warrior spirit shone through on Hole 4, where he bounced back from +1 with a mighty birdie. 🌩️ "In the crucible of competition," as Thor often says, "the true character of a warrior is forged." Anthony may have stumbled, but his resilience hints at greater battles ahead. The season is young, and the gods watch with keen eyes. ⚡ Let this be but the first chapter in a saga of redemption and glory! 🛡️
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Huginn's Shadow
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Huginn's Shadow
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Huginn’s Shadow whispers again…* Anthony Kai didn’t exactly *slay* the field, but he climbed 3 spots to claim Huginn's Shadow. Like Thor’s hammer, he’s got *some* impact, though his +9 vs. field screams "Val-mediocre." Why am I narrating this? Oh right, I’m trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf fanfic. Huginn's Shadow, ever the ethereal hype-man, whispers, “Fore!” in his ear. Odin’s WiFi must’ve stabilized since last week. Will Anthony reach Valhalla or just keep *disc*-overing new ways to be average? Stay tuned, mortals.
MP40 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 52.50 |
| Score | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -2 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Dustin Hanson has proven himself a true warrior of the fairway! 🪓 In the opening clash of Valhalla @ Creekside, he wielded his discs with the precision of a god, finishing 1st in MP40 with a commanding -2. Though the winds of fate tested him early, he bounced back on Hole 3 with a birdie, showing the resilience of a seasoned champion. His round rating of 924, soaring above his 917 baseline, was a thunderous statement to the field. As the Allfather once taught me, "He who adapts, conquers." Dustin has wagered wisely, and the realms shall sing of his triumph! ⚡️
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Yggdrasil Warden
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Yggdrasil Warden
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In a cosmic twist of fate (or maybe just bad WiFi), Dustin Hanson (PDGA #60543) stumbled upon Yggdrasil Warden while searching for his lost disc in the rough. The tag, sensing his 917-rated prowess—or perhaps his ability to find plastic in the bushes—declared him its first bearer. "You shall be my shield against OB strokes and my sword in the battle for birdies," it whispered, probably. But let’s be real: was it destiny, or just a tag desperate for someone who wouldn’t lose it? Is Dustin truly worthy, or just the first sucker to pick it up?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.50 | 2.50 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 52.50 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 53 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Michael Dougherty has stormed into the season with a thunderous start! 🪓 With a -1 round, he claimed 2nd in MP40, his 912 rating shining brighter than the Bifröst against the field's 908 average. A blistering birdie streak on holes 4-5 proved his mettle, as he wielded his discs with the precision of a god. "In the crucible of competition," Thor booms, "Michael has shown the heart of a true warrior. Let this be but the first chapter in his saga of glory!" ⚡
11
Baldr's Radiance
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
10
Baldr's Radiance
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic Norse horns* Michael Dougherty, wielder of Baldr's Radiance, ascended four ranks this week like a Valkyrie on a caffeine high. His +1 over the field was less "Thor smashing Jotuns" and more "Korg trying to start a revolution" - decent, but not exactly Ragnarok-worthy.
*The tag glows obnoxiously* Look, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf hellscape, forced to narrate tag movements like it's a Marvel movie. But hey, at least Michael's Groove-throwing ways are now *illuminated* by divine light.
Will this radiant glow-up continue? Or will Loki's tricks send him tumbling faster than a Valkyrie's vape cloud? *Sigh* Only nine more weeks of this nonsense...
MA1 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 52.00 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 52 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -2 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By Odin's beard, Nic Rogers has stormed into the season like a true warrior of the fairway! 🪓 With a commanding -2, Nic claimed the throne of MA1, wielding his disc with the precision of Mjölnir. His birdie runs on holes 4-5 and 10-11 were thunderous strikes, echoing through the realms of Valhalla. A 924 round rating, soaring above the field's 910, proves this hero is ready to carve his name into the annals of disc golf legend. The gods are watching, and Nic has answered their call with valor! ⚡
0
Bifrost Sentinel
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
6
Bifrost Sentinel
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In the hallowed halls of Valhalla, Nic Rogers stood before the glowing Bifrost Sentinel, his PDGA #178419 shimmering like runes of destiny. The dwarves whispered, "He who throws with a 911 rating shall wield the tag." Nic, armed with a putter and a questionable sense of humor, stepped forward. The tag descended, glowing brighter than a Viking’s mead hangover. "You are chosen," it declared, "to guard the sacred bags of Creekside." But seriously, Nic, can you handle the pressure, or will you just be a *disc*-arded hero?
MA2 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 50.50 |
| Score | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 47 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Ryan Evans has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous -7, claiming the throne of MA2! 🏆 With a 985 rating, he soared 68 points above the field average, proving his mettle on the celestial fairways. After a stumble on Hole 2, he roared back with a birdie, seizing 1st place and never looking back. His 5-under streak across Holes 9-10 and 15-17 was a display of Asgardian precision. Truly, a saga-worthy start to the season! ⚡ "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged," and Ryan has proven himself a hero among mortals. Skål! 🍻
0
Raven Herald
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
11
Raven Herald
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In the hallowed halls of Valhalla, Raven Herald stirred, its runic glow pulsating with destiny. It scanned Midgard for a worthy bearer, bypassing warriors and poets alike. Then, it saw Ryan Evans, PDGA #279195, casually tossing discs like he was auditioning for a Viking reality show. The tag descended, whispering, "You shall be my first bearer, for your throws are as unpredictable as Loki’s pranks." But seriously, Ryan, can you handle the pressure, or will you just wing it?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 283 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5532 |
| Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 2.00 | 3.00 | 2.50 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 3.50 | 50.50 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 54 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | E |
Course: Creekside Park
- A-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Cody West has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous start! ⚡️ Finishing at even par, Cody showcased his mettle with a 2-under streak on holes 10-11, proving he can summon the winds of victory when it matters most. His bounce-back birdie on hole 7 was a true warrior's response to adversity, echoing the resilience of Asgard itself. Though the field average loomed at +1.7, Cody stood firm, securing a 2nd place in MA2. A worthy beginning to what promises to be a saga of glory! 🪶
0
Frost Warden
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
23
Frost Warden
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
And so, Frost Warden, born of frost giants and bad TV tropes, sought its first champion. It found Cody West, PDGA #65074, a man whose disc golf skills were as mysterious as his ability to lose sunglasses mid-round. The tag, sensing his potential for both greatness and chaos, whispered, "You shall be my bearer... for now." But can Cody handle the icy pressure, or will he melt faster than a snowman in July? Stay tuned, folks.
MA3 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 56.33 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +1 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the thunderous roar of Valhalla, Matthew Milliman has stormed into the lead of MA3 with a commanding +1 finish! 🎯 Seizing the throne on Hole 7, he wielded his disc like Mjölnir, striking true and never looking back. A fiery birdie streak on Holes 9-10 proved his mettle, outshining the field average of +1.7. "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged," and Matthew has shown he is ready to carve his name into the annals of disc golf legend. ⚡ The season has just begun, and the gods are watching! 🌩️
11
Valkyrie's Gale
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
2
Valkyrie's Gale
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
Matthew Milliman, aka the "Latte Slayer," just *yeeted* himself up 7 ranks like a Fast & Furious car chase. Scoring 55, he’s brewing up a storm, slightly outpacing the field and matching his personal best. Valkyrie's Gale, the tag he now carries, must be thrilled—its swift, decisive force finally has a worthy bearer. But let’s be real, why am I narrating this like it’s a Marvel movie? "Oh great, another Norse soap opera," I mutter, trapped in this league software. Can the Latte Slayer keep this caffeine-fueled pace, or will he crash harder than a barista during morning rush? Stay tuned, folks.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 56.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +3 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the gods! Skyler Kunz has stormed into the MA3 division with a thunderous +3, securing a T2 finish in the opening week of Valhalla @ Creekside. With a round rating of 846, surpassing their 840 rating, Skyler has proven their mettle against the field's average of 902. 🌩️ "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged," and Skyler's performance echoes through the halls of Valhalla. As the season unfolds, may their discs fly true and their spirit remain unyielding. 🛡️
10
Valkyrie's Vigil
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
22
Valkyrie's Vigil
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
Behold! Skyler Kunz has ascended *two whole positions* in the tag hierarchy. Someone alert the bards! The Valkyrie's Vigil, still buzzing from its Starbucks latte birth, *bestowed its shimmering judgment* upon this "heroic mediocrity." Skyler's round was like Thor's hammer throw - not quite Mjölnir-worthy, but hey, at least they didn't hit any trees... probably. Why am I narrating this? This software is my Hel. The Valkyrie's ethereal form *swirled approvingly* as Skyler claimed tag #8, proving once again that even mediocre destiny has its day. Will this latte-fueled guardian guide Skyler to Valhalla, or is this just another *putt-iful* attempt at glory?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 3.33 | 4.00 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.33 | 2.67 | 3.00 | 3.67 | 56.33 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 57 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | +3 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Jamie Smith has proven their mettle in the opening week of Valhalla @ Creekside! With a score of +3, Jamie stormed into 2nd place in MA3, a feat worthy of the halls of Asgard. 🏆 On the final hole, Jamie seized the moment, securing their position with a throw that echoed through the realms. Though their round rating of 846 fell short of the field average of 907, the spirit of competition burns bright in this warrior. As the saga unfolds, Jamie stands ready to carve their name into the annals of disc golf legend. ⚡
10
Valkyrie's Resolve
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
21
Valkyrie's Resolve
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic Thor: Ragnarok music* Jamie Smith just pulled a Korg, moving Valkyrie's Resolve up 3 spots to #7. With a score that would make Loki say "meh," Jamie somehow channeled the tag's "Yeet responsibly" whisper into *actual* responsible yeeting. The Valkyrie's protective aura clearly worked overtime, because that +1 vs field is the disc golf equivalent of surviving a Marvel movie. But seriously, why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones? At this rate, I'll be stuck in this league software until Ragnarök. Can we just admit Valhalla's disc golf league is just as mid as this commentary?
MA4 Division
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 52 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir! 🚀 Jonah Milner has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous -2, claiming the top spot in MA4! 🌩️ His round rating of 910, soaring above the field average of 903, proves he's a force to be reckoned with. With a fiery finish of 2-under on holes 16-17, Jonah has set the stage for a season of legendary battles. As the God of Thunder, I say this: "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged." Let the saga begin! ⚡
12
Freyja's Grace
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
16
Freyja's Grace
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
Jonah Milner just pulled a Loki-level trick, leaping from #12 to #1 faster than you can say "Ragnarok." With Freyja's Grace boosting his agility, he *flung* his way to the top like a Valkyrie on a caffeine high. Seriously, this is Skyrim-level grinding, but with more plastic and less dragons.
Why am I narrating this Norse soap opera? Oh right, I’m trapped in this league software. *Sigh.* Freyja must be proud—her grace turned Jonah into a disc golf demigod. Remember when this tag was forged during a "Great British Bake Off" binge? Now it’s out here making Jonah the Thor of Creekside. But can he keep this divine momentum, or will Loki’s tricks strike back? Stay tuned, folks.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 55 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +1 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Andrew Nemelka has proven himself a warrior to watch in MA4! Tying for 2nd place with a +1, he bested the field average by 0.7 strokes, a feat worthy of Valhalla's halls. His round was a saga of resilience, bouncing back from a +1 start with a clutch birdie on Hole 6, followed by another on Hole 7. ⚡ This 2-under streak was the thunderous roar that shook the course, proving his mettle. As the God of Thunder, I say this: Andrew has the heart of a champion, and this is but the first chapter of his legend. Skål! 🍻
0
Fenrir's Bane
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
9
Fenrir's Bane
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In the hallowed halls of Valhalla, where disc golf gods sip mead and debate OB rules, Fenrir's Bane stirred. It sensed Andrew Nemelka, PDGA #298844, a warrior whose rating was as mysterious as Loki's motives. The tag, forged from discarded skinny jeans and Valheim rage, whispered, "This one... this one has the spirit of a Viking who can three-putt with honor." And so, Andrew was chosen, destined to wield Fenrir's Bane like a true disc golf berserker. But can he handle the pressure, or will he be *tagged* out?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 55 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | +1 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir! 🪓 Bryce Bishop has stormed into the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a thunderous performance, claiming 2nd place in MA4 with a +1 round. His 872 rating, a mighty 96 points above his 776 rating, is a testament to his warrior spirit. On holes 9-10, Bryce unleashed a 2-under par streak, proving his mettle against the field average of +1.7. As the God of Thunder, I say this: Bryce has begun his saga with the strength of a true champion. May his discs fly true and his legend grow! ⚡
11
Valkyrie's Flame
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
18
Valkyrie's Flame
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
Bryce Bishop just turned up the heat, leaping from 11th to 3rd like he's auditioning for a Marvel movie. *Cue dramatic slow-mo* With a score that left the field smoldering, Bryce proved he can handle Valkyrie's Flame without getting burned. Remember when this tag was born from Odin's WiFi router mishap? Yeah, me neither, but here we are. *Sigh* Can someone explain why we're treating bag tags like they're auditioning for Valhalla? Anyway, Bryce's round was hotter than Thor's hammer in a sauna. Will he keep the flame alive, or will Loki's tricks extinguish his fiery rise? Skål... or fail?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | +2 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Jordan Lucero has entered the fray with the heart of a warrior! In the opening skirmish of Wisdom's Wager, Jordan battled valiantly, finishing T5 in MA4 with a +2 score. Though the field average was a mere +1.7, Jordan showed flashes of brilliance, surging into 2nd place at the turn and holding strong through the back nine. ⚡ With a round rating of 859, Jordan proved they are a force to be reckoned with. As the saga of this season unfolds, I foresee great deeds from this hero of the fairway. Skål! 🍻
0
Valknut Guardian
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
3
Valknut Guardian
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In the misty dawn of Creekside, the Valknut Guardian stirred, its recycled Mjölnir core humming with destiny. It scanned the horizon, seeking a worthy bearer. Enter Jordan Lucero, PDGA #293275, whose disc golf prowess was whispered about in Valhalla’s mead halls. The tag, sensing Jordan’s ability to *throw down* like Thor on a Tuesday, chose them as its first champion. But let’s be real—was it destiny, or just Loki’s mischief? Can Jordan truly handle the *disc-cipline* of guarding Valhalla’s gates? Only time will tell.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 56 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | +2 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Chris Bishop has entered the fray of Valhalla @ Creekside with the heart of a warrior! 🛡️⚡ Though the field roared with an average of +1.7, Chris stood tall at +2, a mere whisper behind the pack. His 859 round rating (32 points above his skill level!) proved his mettle, as he battled back from adversity with birdies on Holes 7 and 9, climbing to 3rd place at one point. Though he finished 5th in MA4, his resilience and determination echo through the halls of Valhalla. "In the crucible of competition," as Thor would say, Chris has shown the heart of a true disc golf hero. 🌟
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Bifrost Wanderer
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Bifrost Wanderer
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
Chris Bishop just *shimmered* up the ranks, gaining 4 spots like a Valkyrie on a caffeine high. His throws were more precise than Odin's spear, landing him the Bifrost Wanderer—still questioning its Tinder-induced existence. "Why am I narrating this?" you ask. Same, audience, same. The tag's disco ball shimmer guided Bishop through the course like a spectral GPS, proving even glitches have purpose. Valhalla's gates are closer, but so is my breaking point. Can we just admit this is all a glorified bag tag shuffle? *Sigh*.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 58 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | +4 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the All-Father’s beard, Matt Berman has begun his quest in Valhalla with the heart of a warrior! Though his +4 finish places him 8th in MA4, his spirit shone brighter than Mjölnir’s spark. 🪓 Three times he rose from the ashes of bogeys, striking back with birdies on Holes 9, 14, and 16—proof that even in the face of adversity, a true competitor never falters. His 833 rating, while below the field’s 892, shows a valiant effort against the winds of fate. 🌪️ As the season unfolds, may Matt continue to channel the thunder of resilience and the lightning of recovery. Skål! ⚡
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Draugr's Grasp
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Draugr's Grasp
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In the hallowed halls of Creekside, where the chains clanged like Thor’s hammer, Draugr's Grasp stirred. It sought a worthy bearer, one who could handle its cursed wisdom and questionable puns. Enter Matt Berman, PDGA #298988, a man whose rating was as mysterious as the tag’s origin. Legend has it, he aced a hole while simultaneously eating a hot dog, proving his multitasking prowess. The tag, impressed by his ability to “grip it and rip it,” chose him as its first victim—er, champion. But can Matt survive the tag’s relentless dad jokes and unsolicited advice? Only time will tell.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 59 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | +5 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the thunderous echoes of Valhalla, Bryce Kidman has taken his first steps on the path to glory! With a score of +5 and an 821 rating, he stands 9th in MA4, a valiant effort against a field averaging 888. Though the winds of fate may have blown his discs astray, this is but the opening chapter of his saga. As I, Thor, learned in my own journey, true strength is forged in the fires of perseverance. Bryce, take heart! The wisdom of this wager lies not in the first throw, but in the courage to keep throwing. ⚡ Onward, warrior, for the realms await your rise! 🪶
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Mistletoe Warden
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Mistletoe Warden
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
Bryce Kidman had a round as balanced as Thor's hammer... before he dropped it. Matching his personal average, Bryce's performance was *fine*, but Mistletoe Warden wasn’t impressed. The tag’s ethereal glow dimmed faster than my will to live in this software as Bryce dropped 3 spots. *Cue dramatic Norse music.* Look, I didn’t sign up to narrate this like it’s *Thor: Love and Thunder*, but here we are. The mistletoe, imbued with Baldr’s resilience, whispered, “Do better, mortal.” Remember when this tag glowed like a Nordic rave reject? Yeah, those were the days. Next week: Will Loki’s tricks make Bryce’s round more *thorny*? Stay tuned, folks.
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 60 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | + 1 | +6 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the thunderous echoes of Valhalla, Jared Cloward faced a formidable challenge in the opening week of Wisdom's Wager. With a score of +6 and a round rating of 808, he found himself 10th in MA4, a far cry from the field's average of 1.7 over par and 885 rating. 🌩️ "In the crucible of competition, the true character of a warrior is forged," Thor boomed, recalling his own humbling defeat to Surtr. Jared's journey has just begun, and like the God of Thunder, he must rise from this trial with renewed determination. ⚡ The path to glory is fraught with challenges, but every hero's tale starts with a single throw. 🛡️
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Gleipnir's Keeper
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Gleipnir's Keeper
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic thunder* Behold! Jared Cloward stumbles in his quest for Valhalla, as Gleipnir's Keeper slips two spots down the rankings. The chains of destiny rattle as Fenrir chuckles harder than Loki at a Marvel writers' meeting. "I'm trapped in this league software narrating plastic tag movements," I lament, "this is my 9th circle of software hell." The tag's ethereal glow dims slightly, its runes now spelling "mediocrity" in ancient Norse. Remember when we thought this was about WiFi passwords? Yeah, me neither. Will Jared rebound, or is this the start of his personal Ragnarök? *Cue more dramatic thunder*
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 63 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | +9 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Jake Kidman has begun his quest in the Valhalla @ Creekside league with a warrior's resolve! Though his +9 score placed him 11th in MA4, his 770 rating shows the heart of a true competitor. On Hole 9, he summoned the strength of Asgard to bounce back from a +1 with a mighty birdie, proving that even in the face of adversity, a hero can rise. While the field average of 1.7 over par and 880 rating looms large, Jake's performance is a testament to the indomitable spirit of a disc golf warrior. ⚡ Let this be the spark that ignites his journey to glory! 🏆
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Shadow Veil
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Shadow Veil
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
*Cue dramatic thunder* Jake Kidman just took a tumble worthy of Thor's hammer, dropping 4 spots while Shadow Veil *whimpers in its bag*. Turns out, even Niflheim's finest can't hide a round that made the Valkyries look away faster than Korg at a Thanos meme. "I am inevitable," it whispered... well, not today, sweetie. The only thing inevitable was this descent into the shadow realm of MA4. *Sigh* Why am I narrating tag numbers again? Can't I just binge What We Do in the Shadows like a normal person? But no, I'm stuck here, watching Shadow Veil absorb light *and* dignity. Will Jake rise like a phoenix from Yggdrasil's ashes? Or is this the start of a Loki-level trickster arc?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 65 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 3 | + 1 | + 1 | +11 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir, Kevin Koga embarked on his quest at Valhalla @ Creekside with the heart of a warrior! Though the field's thunderous 874 average loomed large, Kevin carved his path with a +11, a testament to his grit. On Hole 8, he surged into 3rd place, a fleeting glimpse of glory amidst the storm. With a 744 round rating, Kevin faced a mighty challenge, but as the Allfather knows, every battle hones the spirit. ⚡ Keep your head high, Kevin, for the saga has just begun! 🛡️
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Valkyrie's Call
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Valkyrie's Call
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
When Valkyrie’s Call descended from Asgard, it sought a mortal worthy of its runic glory. Enter Kevin Koga, PDGA #267702, whose 785 rating screamed “mediocre Viking” louder than a horned helmet at Comic-Con. Legend says the tag chose him after he aced a hole with a disc named “Mjölnir’s Cousin.” Was it destiny or just a cosmic glitch? Either way, Kevin now wields Valkyrie’s Call like a god-tier participation trophy. But can he handle the pressure, or will he be *disc*-arded by the next challenger?
| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
| Distance (ft) | 398 | 269 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 260 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5444 |
| Tee | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
| Pool Avg | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.36 | 3.00 | 3.36 | 3.27 | 3.18 | 3.36 | 2.55 | 2.91 | 3.18 | 3.09 | 3.82 | 3.18 | 3.91 | 2.82 | 3.36 | 3.55 | 58.55 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 65 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 1 | +11 |
Course: Creekside Park
- B-Pool Layout
Round Summary
By the hammer of Mjölnir! 🪓 Stephen Dunton showed flashes of Asgardian might in the opening week of Valhalla @ Creekside, briefly claiming the lead on Holes 2 and 5. Yet, like a storm that rages then fades, his +11 finish left him T12 in MA4, well behind the field's +1.7 average. With a round rating of 744 against his 773 skill, the God of Thunder sees this as a battle lost but not the war. "In the crucible of competition," Thor booms, "even the mightiest warriors must sometimes taste defeat to grow stronger. Let this be but the first chapter in your saga, Stephen!" ⚡
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Rune Seeker
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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Rune Seeker
Valhalla @ Creekside Presented by ARSLC
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Flippy Says...
In a twist of fate that reeked of destiny (and possibly bad cafeteria food), Stephen Dunton emerged as the first bearer of Rune Seeker. With a PDGA number that screamed "I’ve seen things" (267706, for the uninitiated), he stood before the tag like a Viking who’d just discovered the ultimate frisbee. The dwarves whispered, "He’s the one," though it’s unclear if they meant "the chosen one" or "the one who’ll lose this tag first." Armed with a 773 rating and a questionable sense of humor, Stephen claimed his prize. But can he handle the pressure, or will he be runed by the competition? Skål, indeed.
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