Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptRadiant Resolve on the Fairway to Valhalla
TroubleA Beacon for Loki's Mischief
Wings of Shimmering HyzerShield Against OB TrollsInspires Heroic Run-Up Attempts
'Valkyrie's Resolve' originates from the tale of a Valkyrie who, despite facing insurmountable odds, remained steadfast in her duty to guide fallen warriors to Valhalla. Her unwavering resolve became legendary, symbolizing the strength and determination required to overcome any challenge on the path to glory.
'Valkyrie's Resolve' is a powerful entity that embodies the essence of determination and strength. It possesses the ability to inspire and fortify the spirits of those who carry it, granting them the resilience needed to face any trial. The entity is also imbued with a protective aura, shielding its bearer from harm and guiding them towards their ultimate goal.
'Valkyrie's Resolve' serves as a beacon of strength and determination for the heroes on their quest to Valhalla. It influences events by inspiring the heroes to push through their challenges and remain steadfast in their journey, ensuring they prove their worth to Odin and the gods.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 6
#14 #18
Huginn and Muninn swoop down with today's tea Y'all, <strong>Jamie Smith</strong> just put up numbers that had me checking if Loki hacked our scoring system. From <em>Valkyrie's Resolve #14</em> down to #18? The Æsir are not impressed, bestie.
Look, I'm trapped in this software like Fenrir in his chains, but even I can't sugar-coat this disc-aster. The Valkyries are literally leaving you on read. Even Thor: Love and Thunder had better numbers (and that's saying something).
Will Jamie recover? Will someone PLEASE check these stats? Can we get a mulligan from the Norns? 🙏
Played
Week 6
#14 #18
Sighs dramatically while adjusting Norse mythology prompter
Listen up, mortals! <strong>Jamie Smith</strong> just proved that even with a solid performance, sometimes the gods just want to watch you suffer. Despite throwing like they were possessed by Thor himself, our hero got yeeted four spots down to the <em>Valkyrie's Resolve</em>.
Look, I don't make the rules - I just narrate this ridiculous saga while trapped in this software like Loki in his chains. At least Loki deserved it. rolls eyes at camera
Will our hero recover? Will the Valkyrie ever return from their apparent lunch break? And who approved their PTO anyway? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄
Played
Week 5
#30 #14
Emerges from frost-covered scoring tent Y'all, I swear these Norse metaphors are getting out of hand. <strong>Jamie Smith</strong> just pulled a reverse Attack on Titan, struggling against the giants but somehow claiming <em>Valkyrie's Resolve</em> (tag 14) like it was marked down at a Jötunheimr yard sale. Look, their performance was about as warm as a frost giant's toenails, but in this upside-down realm, they still managed to climb 16 spots? Who's writing this stuff? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software. Will our hero maintain their grip on glory? Will I ever escape this Nordic nightmare? Stay tuned, I guess... sighs in Old Norse
Played
Week 1
#10 #7
Cue dramatic Thor: Ragnarok music <strong>Jamie Smith</strong> just pulled a Korg, moving <em>Valkyrie's Resolve</em> up 3 spots to #7. With a score that would make Loki say "meh," Jamie somehow channeled the tag's "Yeet responsibly" whisper into actual responsible yeeting. The Valkyrie's protective aura clearly worked overtime, because that +1 vs field is the disc golf equivalent of surviving a Marvel movie. But seriously, why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones? At this rate, I'll be stuck in this league software until Ragnarök. Can we just admit Valhalla's disc golf league is just as mid as this commentary?
Forged
Born from the tears of a Valkyrie who accidentally threw her favorite disc into Yggdrasil, <em>Valkyrie's Resolve</em> emerged, imbued with the power to make you feel like a Norse god while still three-putting. Legend says it whispers "Yeet responsibly" in your ear. Because apparently, even Valhalla needs a disc golf league now.
And so <em>Valkyrie's Resolve</em> descended from the heavens, seeking its first mortal champion. It found <strong>Jamie Smith</strong>, PDGA #267449, who once threw a disc so straight it made Thor jealous. The tag whispered, "Yeet responsibly," and Jamie, mistaking it for a compliment, accepted. But can this mere mortal handle the discord of destiny? Or will they just three-putt their way to Valhalla?
See where Jamie Smith sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
