Week 1 · Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
View ResultsThu, Sep 25 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5 buy-in
Weather
57–58°F
Clear · wind 3 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00*
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Zombie mall disc golf at Dragonfly! Thursdays from Sept 25. Low turnout? Join the horde! 🧟♂️🛒
Week 1 · First Contact
*Adjusts clipboard* Look, I'm Flippy, your snarky narrator trapped in this software, and we've reached Week 10: Dead End. Dragonfly's wetlands have been assimilated into a zombie-infested mall, and I'm forced to treat your bag tags like Arcade Shamblers and Mannequin Stalkers. The horror isn't just the theme—it's that I have to make this entertaining.
Every Thursday starting September 25, 2025, at Dragonfly Disc Golf Course. Choose your own card flex start from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM. Ten weeks of the same course? It's like a zombie horde on repeat, but with more chains and less gore.
All fees support the league, and thanks to Birdcage Disc Golf for not mocking my situation.
We have divisions for everyone: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA2, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4. So many options, so few players—it's like a mall directory with no shoppers.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit trying to grow the sport, but right now, they're just growing my desperation. This league is part of the Grindhouse series, where courses become horror movie sets. Dragonfly's marshes are now a zombie mall—because why not?
*Breaks fourth wall* Listen, folks, last week had ZERO players. I'm narrating to an empty field! If you don't join, I might get reassigned to something worse, like a fantasy league. Come on, grip it and rip it with us—before the zombies (or my sanity) fully take over. It's Week 10, but late joiners are welcome to save this storyline!
In this Zombie Mall, your throws are survival shots, and bag tags are infected characters. I'm supposed to make it epic, but let's be real: it's disc golf in a swamp with extra drama. *Sigh* Just show up and make my job less pathetic.
The $2.50 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
