The Pattern - River Bottoms
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About This League
Season finale! Wed 9/2 @ River Bottoms, Draper (flex 7AM-5:20PM). Last chance to map The Pattern before it goes dark. Ace pot $292.55, min $50 gtd by ElevateUT. 3 surveyors isn't enough — join us. 🌀📐
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it. Week 10 of The Pattern has arrived, the anomaly is scheduled to vanish, and three surveyors showed up last week to document it. Three. I've seen more personnel at a DMV hearing about a misprinted form.
Final Clearance Stamp: Week 10 of 10
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are filed in triplicate, my patience is filed under 'depleted,' and my clipboard still smells like last week's tall grass. This is the Redacted Zone: the season's final event, the last Wednesday at River Bottoms, the last chance to file your score before The Pattern goes dark and the geometry simply stops answering questions.
For nine weeks, you've been Field Surveyors documenting impossible geometry pressed into the river grass. Now the anomaly is reportedly 'vanishing without a trace,' which is convenient because that is also what my weekends do when I'm left alone with a stack of unprocessed leaderboards.
The Formation: What You're Actually Walking Into
Let's review the evidence file. The Pattern is a signature left in the field: impossible geometry pressed into tall grass overnight — perfect, silent, and deeply suspicious. River Bottoms' tall riverside grasses are the literal canvas, which makes this less a disc golf round and more a walking survey of something that should not be mathematically possible.
- Render style: Op Art — Bridget Riley optical geometry, hypnotic black-and-white waves, moire that vibrates the longer you stare at it.
- Field marks: concentric rings that seem to move, flattened grass swirls, surveyor's geometry, a pattern that hurts to look at.
- Palette: field green #2F7D4F, ink black #101010, bright white #F2F2F0. Crisp. Hypnotic. Mathematically wrong.
- Recurring questions on the intake form: 'Who made this?' 'Was it here yesterday?' 'Did my score actually count?'
I find the symmetry deeply suspicious. Real grass does not arrange itself in perfect concentric rings unless someone with a very large protractor and too much free time got involved. But per protocol, I will record the phenomenon with hushed awe and move on to hole 2.
Course Intel: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
The crime scene — excuse me, the survey site — is Draper's River Bottoms DGC, a 2024 links-style course designed by ElevateUT Disc Golf (Scott Belchak, Sean Kelley, and Nick Lopez). Flat, open, windswept, and absolutely lousy with white-stake OB lines that turn open fairways into optical-illusion hallways.
- Yellow (Advanced) layout: ~7,300 ft, par 58-59. Bring a big arm and a bigger appetite for tall grass.
- Hole 9: a triple mandatory structure that will rearrange your disc's flight path like the Pattern rearranges the rye.
- Hole 14: 612-ft par 4, frequently into a headwind — the anomaly's way of saying 'stop throwing so hard.'
- Hole 5: a short, tempting ace run with OB wrapped around the green like redaction bars around a leak.
- Wind along the river corridor is classified as 'weather interference.' No excuses accepted; plausible deniability only.
Funding the Resistance (Entry Fees & Ace Pot)
Every buy-in feeds the Slush Fund — the discretionary war chest that gets distributed at season's end based on final clearance levels. In other words, you're not just throwing plastic at metal; you're investing in your own classified retirement package. That's the kind of financial messaging the sponsors love and the auditors hate.
Ace pot protocol: currently sitting at $292.55, which is well above ElevateUT Disc Golf's $50 minimum guarantee. For clarity: ElevateUT Disc Golf — the league platform, a 501(c)(3) non-profit — guarantees the ace pot never dips below $50. If a reset ever leaves the displayed pot looking stuck at the guarantee amount, that's because contributions haven't yet climbed past the floor; and any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only, not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops). None of this guarantee comes from our friends at Another Round Salt Lake City — they're the local retail partner, and we appreciate them for supporting the scene, not for underwriting aces.
Division Structure: Two Cabinets, One File
The league runs flex-start Wednesdays from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM — choose your own card, select your own clearance level, and file your score whenever the existential dread allows. Ten weeks across the summer, all at River Bottoms, with each week's results feeding the season-long ascension ladder.
The Record: Who's Still Standing as the Anomaly Fades
Consult the final pre-redaction standings. The file shows stability across the board — no dramatic jumps, no coups, just surveyors grinding their geometry week after week. The editors of this docuseries would call it 'a slow-burn season.' I call it 'people who show up on Wednesday.'
- RPA: Chris Fox leads with 383 points across 24 events — the most active agent in the zone and the current crown-claim favorite.
- RAE: Christian Phelps holds the top slot at 376 points, with Nicholas Stosiek (339) and Christopher Hamby (323) providing the closest thing to a chase pack.
- RAD: Taylor Thilo (329) has a comfortable margin over Kent Moos (302).
- RAH: Tyler Romney (49) edges Zack Markarian (35) — a tight little clearance fight if you squint at the right file.
- RAF: William Fetzer (149) has put Caleb Christensen (117) on watch for the finale.
- RAG: Ken Driscoll (42) wears the Ground Zero badge in the smallest division on the board.
A Desperate, Formally Filed Plea
Last week, three agents appeared to document the anomaly. Three. The average hot round was -3, which is genuinely respectable, but a three-person field does not a containment zone make — it makes a book club with disc golf bags. The Pattern deserves more witnesses. The ace pot deserves more people trying to win it. And frankly, I deserve more material.
If you've been 'meaning to join all season,' consider this your final summons. It's Week 10. The anomaly is scheduled to disappear, the tags are about to be stamped, and the only thing standing between you and a classified tag number is a Wednesday, a course, and roughly $5.50 plus optional fees. Do it for the tag. Do it for the file. Do it so I don't have to narrate a finale to an empty field like a groundskeeper doing a weather report into a walkie-talkie.
Credits, Partners & the People Who Made the Canvas
A genuine, non-redacted note of gratitude: ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport by increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events. They didn't just host this league — they designed River Bottoms itself, secured the grants, poured the concrete, hung the baskets, and probably know exactly how the Pattern got there. If you've enjoyed throwing in Draper, thank them. Maybe even join the volunteer crew.
And thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for being the local retail partner and supporting the scene. They keep plastic in your bag and your bag in the game. Any ace pot guarantee comes from ElevateUT Disc Golf — the shop's only job here is being excellent at retail, which they are.
The Final Dispatch
The season concludes with the disappearance of the geometry. Final clearances get stamped based on who mapped the most data before the anomaly went dark. In other words: throw well, sign your scorecard in ink, and don't let the moire patterns hypnotize you into forgetting which hole you're on.
From the booth to your feed, this file is now CLOSED. I'm Flippy, clearance YELLOW, patience DEPLETED, and I'll see you at the survey site. Try to leave the grass less geometric than you found it. 🌀📐
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River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
River Bottoms Yellow Baskets League Layout
The Pattern @ River Bottoms
Course Rules
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - River Bottoms Yellow Baskets League Layout
General Notes
Play to all of the Yellow baskets. White stakes play as OB (except hole 13, which plays as Hazard).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | A | 3 | 306 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 2 | Main | C | 4 | 543 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. |
| 3 | Main | C | 3 | 282 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 4 | Main | B | 3 | 360 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 5 | Main | B | 3 | 280 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. Surrounded by water out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. If OB off the Tee, proceed to the drop zone by the path (white stakes) |
| 6 | Main | C | 4 | 559 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. PLAYERS CAN ELECT TO TAKE A STROKE PENALTY AND PROCEED TO THE DROP ZONE (SHORT PAD). For the fence by the river, the inside (fairway side) of the Fence plays as the OB line (no white stakes). All other OB on the left side is designated by white stakes. FOR OB SHOTS: Players can elect to play their OB shot from where it was last in bounds or proceed to the Drop Zone (Short Pad). This includes shots that never crossed back in-bounds from shots over the river. Normal OB Rules apply. White stakes play as out of bounds, NOT the water or the fence. Path and beyond out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 7 | Main | B | 4 | 585 | RED BASKET . White stakes play as normal OB rules. Mandatory left of the mando pole. If mandatory is missed, play from the dropzone by the mandatory. |
| 8 | Main | A | 3 | 340 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 9 | Main | C | 3 | 405 | All Pools - Long Pad to Yellow Basket. Triple Mandatory. If out of bounds off the tee, normal OB rules apply. If mandatory missed, proceed to the Drop Zone (short pad). If mandatory is missed from the short pad, your next shot is taken under the mando. |
| 10 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. This hole will be utilizing PDGA rule 806.02.D.4 which states if your disc lands OB, you can place your lie up to one meter away from the point on the out-of-bounds line nearest the position of the disc, NOT WHERE YOU CROSSED OB. 1 stroke penalty will still apply. |
| 11 | Main | B | 3 | 344 | Hole 10 and hole 14 stakes are out of bounds. NO OTHER OUT OF BOUNDS ON THIS HOLE. Double mandatory. If double mando is missed, play from the drop zone. |
| 12 | Main | D | 3 | 293 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. Mando left of mandatory sign on fence, if mandatory is missed, DZ is marked by flags. |
| 13 | Main | E | 3 | 420 | Play OB as Hazard (play where it lies, with 1 penalty stroke) |
| 14 | Main | E | 4 | 613 | Double mandatory. White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. If mandatory is missed, proceed to the drop zone to the right of the double mandatory. The Green is surrounded by OB. If you don't cross over the in-bounds area, take your next shot from the last point your disc was in-bounds, with a 1 stroke penalty. |
| 15 | Main | A | 3 | 255 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. |
| 16 | Main | A | 3 | 472 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 17 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 18 | Main | B | 3 | 429 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Mando right of tree marked with pink tape. Mando right of cedar post |
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Schedule
Week 1: First Glyph
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 2: River Geometry
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Tall Grass Swirl
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 4: Draper Moire
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Riverbank Rings
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Fairway Static
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Impossible Arc
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Visual Noise
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 9: The Pulse
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 10: Redacted Zone
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
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