The river is frozen, the baskets wear frost like armor, and somehow I'm here to narrate it all. Welcome to The Cold Run, where 10 weeks of winter disc golf will determine who earns the title of River Warden — and who just earns frostbite.
The Cold Run Begins
The Holi-Daze multiverse has fractured again, and this time it dumped us in a frozen river valley in Draper, Utah. Welcome to The Cold Run — the winter issue of the anthology where every player becomes a River Warden, guardian of the frozen Bottoms, tasked with keeping the course's hidden spirit alive through competition, cooperation, and the occasional hand warmer.
Look, I'm just the narrator. I've seen bag tags called 'Tinsel Enforcer' and 'Eggnog Berserker,' so 'Frost Eddy' and 'Ice Cairn' are practically restrained by comparison. But the bit is the bit: you throw plastic at metal in the cold, you get a number, and we pretend it's an epic saga. I've been contractually obligated to make it dramatic. You've been warned.
Week 1: Frost Claim
The season opens with players claiming their River Warden tags on snow-packed fairways. The frozen river edge is OB, the wind is testing every decision, and a communal bonfire after the round marks the first ritual. Also, someone will find a mysterious ice formation near hole 9 that hints at something ancient beneath the frost. No pressure, hole 9.
The Frozen Battlefield
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course is a links-style layout on flat, open terrain next to the Jordan River. Translation: there are no trees to hit your disc, which means the course has found other ways to humble you — namely, white-stake OB lines everywhere, tall grass that eats discs, and a wind that seems personally offended by your drive.
- Hole 9 features a Triple Mandatory structure — one of Utah's most unique course elements. I call it the Multiverse Breach Gate. The course calls it a mandatory. We're both right.
- Hole 14 is a 612-foot Par 4 that plays into a headwind. That's not a hole, that's a boss battle.
- Hole 5 is a short ace run with OB surrounding the green — the disc golf equivalent of 'this looks easy, what could go wrong?'
- The Yellow layout stretches ~7,300 feet at Par 58-59. The Red layout offers a kinder ~5,900 feet. Winter rules apply: the cold doesn't care about your rating.
Two Factions, One Frozen River
The league splits into two pools, and honestly, the vibes are immaculate. On one side, The Inkbound Wardens — stalwart protectors who render the course in stark, heavy lines and uphold the ancient pacts of winter. On the other, The Shatter Sect — volatile disruptors bringing kinetic bursts that fracture the ice and awaken chaotic spirits. Every season needs a responsible adult and a chaos gremlin. This one has both.
The Inkbound Wardens
Divisions RPA, RAH, RAD — the map-makers, the path-finders, the ones who actually read the tee signs.
The Shatter Sect
Divisions RAE, RAF, RAG — the ones throwing over the OB line 'just to see what happens.'
Both pools play The Cold Run Layout at River Bottoms. Same course, same cold, same frozen chains. The only difference is which flavor of winter chaos you bring to the teepad.
Ten Weeks of Winter
The Cold Run runs 10 consecutive Wednesdays, starting November 18 and closing out January 20 — all at River Bottoms Disc Golf Course in Draper. It's a choose-your-own-card flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM, which is a polite way of saying 'pick your poison: sunrise frostbite or afternoon hypothermia.'
- November 18 — Frost Claim: tags claimed, ice formation discovered, mystery begins.
- November 25 through January 13 — Ice Veins, Trail Mending, Frozen Eddies, Night Watch, Storm Test, Hollow Secrets, Thaw Rites, Founder's Run.
- January 20 — River's Return: the finale, the thaw, the reveal. Let's just say a veteran player may have more history with this course than anyone realized.
The season arc is a winter saga: discovery, setback, cooperation, and a mystery involving a frozen disc dated 1987 with the initials 'F.T.' I'm not saying the course has lore, but I am saying there's a tin box with old scorecards and a hand-drawn map hidden in a cottonwood. That's lore.
The $5.50 Tribute
The weekly buy-in is $5.50 — the price of one overpriced coffee drink, except this one comes with existential stakes and a bag tag. For the players chasing more drama, there's a $5 optional prize buy-in, a $5 ace pot contribution, and a $2 super ace add-on. All optional. All absolutely necessary if you want to feel something.
Optional Prize Buy-In
$5.00
CTP
Free. Some things in life are still free.
The Ace Pot Situation
Here's the thing about the ace pot: it's currently showing $50, and it will keep showing $50 until player contributions push it higher. That's because ElevateUT Disc Golf — the league platform, not the disc shop — has guaranteed a minimum $50 ace pot for this league. So the displayed amount can look 'stuck' at the guarantee, but that's just the floor doing its job.
How the Guarantee Works
If the season ends and the pot hasn't exceeded $50 through contributions, ElevateUT Disc Golf tops it up to the $50 minimum. The top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account on the platform — it's registration-only credit, not withdrawable to PayPal or the disc shop. And to be crystal clear: the guarantee comes from ElevateUT Disc Golf, not from Another Round Salt Lake City, who is our excellent local retail partner and sponsor but is not the ace pot guarantor.
Community & The People Who Make This Possible
This league exists because ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport — and they put their money where their mission is, designing and building River Bottoms itself with Scott Belchak, Sean Kelley, and Nick Lopez at the drawing board. They also guarantee that ace pot, which is the kind of community support that keeps winter leagues alive.
A sincere thank you to Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting the league as our local retail partner. If you need a disc, a bag, or a reason to believe in plastic, they've got you. They are not, I repeat not, the ace pot guarantor — that's ElevateUT — but they are the kind of shop that makes a winter league feel like a community instead of just a spreadsheet.
So here we are: ten weeks, one frozen river, two pools, a guaranteed ace pot, and a mystery that may or may not involve the league's founder playing among us incognito. I'm just the narrator, glued to a chair in a booth I never applied to work in, watching people throw plastic at metal in the snow. But honestly? This one might be worth watching.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy — your reluctant guide to The Cold Run. Bundle up, Warden. The river is listening.