Welcome to the Containment Zone. The final file is open, and by protocol, I have to read it to you. It's Week 10: Total Redaction. The season ends here, agents. Secure your clearance or get redacted from the record.
Mission Briefing
This is the NEURALYZED protocol. You are not disc golfers; you are the cleanup crew. The Urban Forest at Spanish Fork is a Containment Zone, and every errant throw is a potential leak. Your job is to suppress the incident with marble precision and austere symmetry. The theme is bureaucratic thriller, which is fitting because nothing induces anxiety like a scorecard and a pencil.
The Vibe
Think cold Neoclassicism: austere marble statues in black suits, severe symmetry, laurel wreaths, and wax-seal crimson. The quiet men are watching. You saw nothing. File closed.
Deployment Timeline
Mondays at Urban Forest. Choose your own card flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM. The Agency doesn't care when you arrive, just that the paperwork is filed correctly by sunset.
Funding the Resistance
Base Entry
$5.50 (Hazard Pay)
Prize Pool
$5.00 (The Slush Fund)
Super Ace
$2.00 (Black Ops)
Thanks to our local retail partner, Birdcage Disc Golf, for supplying the plastic we use to bury the evidence. Support the shop, or the only thing you'll be clearing is the bench.
The Ace Pot Protocols
Guaranteed Minimum
The current Ace Pot is $412.55. Per protocol, ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum $50 payout for an ace. This guarantee is NOT provided by the disc shop.
Note: The displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at the guarantee amount until contributions exceed it. Any top-up funds required to meet the guarantee are credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only; not withdrawable to PayPal or retail partners). Read the fine print, agent.
Series Clearance Levels
This is part of the Disclosure anthology. Your bag tag is your Security Clearance Level. A challenge is an 'Audit.' If you win, you breach their security. If you lose, you are compromised.
Current Directors: In RPA, Chris Fox (383 pts) is sitting in the big chair. In RAE, Christian Phelps (355 pts) is securing the perimeter. The rest of you are fighting for 'Field Operative' status.
Critical Alert
Understaffed
Agent count last week: 5. That is not a tactical team; that's a focus group. The Agency needs more bodies to sign the NDAs. New agents are welcome to join the cover-up at any time, even in the finale. We need witnesses.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. My objections are filed in triplicate. Redacted. Moving on.
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