Week 1 · NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
View ResultsMon, Jun 29 · 7:00 AM – 5:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
Weather
69°F
Clouds · wind 3 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Monday flex league at Urban Forest. Week 10 Finale: "Total Redaction." Secure your clearance. 📁🕶️
Week 1 · Anomaly Detected
Welcome to the Containment Zone. The final file is open, and by protocol, I have to read it to you. It's Week 10: Total Redaction. The season ends here, agents. Secure your clearance or get redacted from the record.
This is the NEURALYZED protocol. You are not disc golfers; you are the cleanup crew. The Urban Forest at Spanish Fork is a Containment Zone, and every errant throw is a potential leak. Your job is to suppress the incident with marble precision and austere symmetry. The theme is bureaucratic thriller, which is fitting because nothing induces anxiety like a scorecard and a pencil.
Mondays at Urban Forest. Choose your own card flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM. The Agency doesn't care when you arrive, just that the paperwork is filed correctly by sunset.
Thanks to our local retail partner, Birdcage Disc Golf, for supplying the plastic we use to bury the evidence. Support the shop, or the only thing you'll be clearing is the bench.
Note: The displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at the guarantee amount until contributions exceed it. Any top-up funds required to meet the guarantee are credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only; not withdrawable to PayPal or retail partners). Read the fine print, agent.
This is part of the Disclosure anthology. Your bag tag is your Security Clearance Level. A challenge is an 'Audit.' If you win, you breach their security. If you lose, you are compromised.
Current Directors: In RPA, Chris Fox (383 pts) is sitting in the big chair. In RAE, Christian Phelps (355 pts) is securing the perimeter. The rest of you are fighting for 'Field Operative' status.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. My objections are filed in triplicate. Redacted. Moving on.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
