NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
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About This League
Monday's Flash Protocol at Urban Forest needs more agents. Flex start 7am-5:20pm. Contain the anomaly or get redacted. 🕶️📂
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Agency has authorized a Flash Protocol for Week 5. We are resetting the narrative, scrubbing the failures, and redacting the mediocrity. The Urban Forest Containment Zone is active, and we are critically short on field operatives.
Mission Parameters
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. You are not here to play disc golf; you are here to suppress the incident. Urban Forest at Spanish Fork has been designated a Class 4 Anomaly, and it is your job to ensure the civilians never notice the errant throws. The course features dirt fairways, dense woods, and mandatory routes—perfect for losing evidence.
- When: Mondays, Flex Start 7:00 AM - 5:20 PM
- Where: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
- Format: Choose your own card. Act casual.
- Status: Low Participation. Code Red. We need bodies.
Security Clearance Levels
Per protocol, the Bag Tag system is rebranded as 'Security Clearance Levels.' Tag #1 is Cosmic Top Secret; the lowest tags are Unclassified. Challenging a player is called an 'Audit.' If you win, you breach their security and claim their clearance. If you lose, you are compromised. It's a bureaucratic power struggle wrapped in plastic. Try not to enjoy the paperwork too much.
Hazard Pay & Discretionary Fund
Visual Protocol
Render as cold Neoclassicism. We are austere marble statues in black suits. Severe symmetry. Laurel wreaths and wax-seal crimson. Urban Forest is where we hide in plain sight. If you see a black bar over your score, it's not a glitch; it's for your own protection. You saw nothing. File closed.
Series Intel
This is Week 5 of 10 in the Disclosure anthology. The series standings are suspiciously stable. Chris Fox is holding the top RPA clearance with 129 points, and Michael Whipple is dominating RAE with 122. Stability breeds complacency. I'd initiate an Audit if I were on their card. It is highly encouraged that late joiners infiltrate the perimeter before the season finale.
Agency Support
This operation is facilitated by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. They are the Handler in the shadows. Thanks to Birdcage Disc Golf for providing the local retail support and equipment. Without them, we'd be throwing rocks at trees and calling it 'training.'
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
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Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Urban Forest League Layout
NEURALYZED @ Urban Forest
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Urban Forest League Layout
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | 3 | 253 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 2 | Middle | 3 | 362 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 3 | Middle | 3 | 290 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 4 | Middle | 3 | 319 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 5 | Right | 3 | 283 | Mondo right at 100’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 6 | Right | 3 | 261 | Double Mando at 170’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 198 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 8 | Long | 3 | 312 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 9 | Middle | 4 | 481 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 10 | Long | 3 | 348 | Two left mandos. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 11 | Short | 3 | 235 | Left mando at 80’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 12 | Short | 3 | 273 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 13 | Main | 3 | 283 | Hazard island. If your disc does not come to rest inside the island (log border), play it where it lies with a stroke penalty. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 14 | Long | 4 | 425 | Double mando at 130’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 15 | Long | 4 | 504 | Double mando at 350’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 16 | Right | 3 | 379 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 17 | Left | 3 | 229 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 18 | Main | 3 | 353 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules.. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Anomaly Detected
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Spanish Fork Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Forest Containment
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Witness Control
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flash Protocol
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Internal Audit
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Archive Breach
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Urban Countermeasures
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Final Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 10: Total Redaction
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
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