NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
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About This League
Week 9: Final Sweep. The Agency needs agents at Urban Forest! Report for duty Monday. Low participation alert: We need bodies in suits. Ace Pot min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT Disc Golf. 🕶️🤐
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. We are entering the Final Sweep, and incident reports indicate a severe lack of personnel on the ground.
Mission Briefing
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork is not merely a course; it is a Containment Zone. Your objective is simple: navigate the debris field, suppress the evidence (your scorecard), and maintain your clearance level (bag tag). The terrain is rugged, the trees are watching, and the Agency does not accept 'I forgot' as a valid excuse for a missed mando.
Visual Protocol
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: NEURALYZED is the cover-up made flesh. We are the quiet men who appear when you've seen too much. Think austere marble statues in black suits, severe symmetry, and wax-seal crimson. No cartoon aliens. No neon warmth. Just statue-still, official, vaguely threatening competence. Try to look like you belong in a classified dossier.
Deployment Schedule
Operation: Final Sweep. Monday, August 24, 2026. This is a flex-start operation. Tee times are available from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM. Choose your window. The darkness doesn't care when you start, only how you finish.
Funding & Allocation
- Base Buy-In: $5.50 (Hazard pay)
- Optional Prize Pool: $5.00
- Ace Pot: $5.00
- Super Ace: $2.00
Thanks to our facilitating club, ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport, your entry fees go toward improving venues and running quality events. Also, big thanks to Birdcage Disc Golf for their retail partnership and support.
The Ace Pot
Clearance Ladder
We are in Week 9. The hierarchy is solidifying. In the RAD division, Taylor Thilo is holding the top clearance with 216 points, while Britain Best is leading the RPA charge with 260. If you want to audit their position, you'll need a clean round. No redactions allowed on the leaderboards.
File closed. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Urban Forest League Layout
NEURALYZED @ Urban Forest
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Urban Forest League Layout
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | 3 | 253 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 2 | Middle | 3 | 362 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 3 | Right | 3 | 342 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 4 | Right | 3 | 278 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 5 | Right | 3 | 283 | Mondo right at 100’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 6 | Middle | 3 | 230 | Double Mando at 170’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 198 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 8 | Short | 3 | 252 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 9 | Short | 4 | 444 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 10 | Long | 3 | 348 | Two left mandos. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 11 | Short | 3 | 235 | Left mando at 80’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 12 | Short | 3 | 273 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 13 | Main | 3 | 283 | Hazard island. If your disc does not come to rest inside the island (log border), play it where it lies with a stroke penalty. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 346 | Double mando at 130’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 15 | Short | 3 | 381 | Double mando at 350’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 16 | Right | 3 | 379 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 17 | Long | 3 | 265 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 18 | Main | 3 | 353 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules.. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Anomaly Detected
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Spanish Fork Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Forest Containment
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Witness Control
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Week 5: Flash Protocol
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Week 6: Internal Audit
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Week 7: Archive Breach
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Week 8: Urban Countermeasures
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Week 9: Final Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 10: Total Redaction
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League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
