NEURALYZED — Urban Forest
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Event Details
About This League
Monday flex at Urban Forest. Agents needed for the Spanish Fork Sweep. Last week's attendance is classified. Report for duty. 🕶️📁
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. The Urban Forest is currently a ghost town, which the Agency calls 'optimal stealth,' but I call 'boring.' We need more operatives on the ground.
Mission Briefing
This is Week 2: The Spanish Fork Sweep. Your objective is simple: navigate the Urban Forest, suppress the incident (your score), and maintain your clearance level (bag tag). The anomaly is active, the terrain is rugged, and the coffee in the breakroom is terrible. Per protocol, we play every Monday at Spanish Fork.
Discretionary Spending
The buy-in is your hazard pay for entering the Containment Zone. $5.50 base gets you in the file. Add $5.00 for the prize pool (the Slush Fund) and $5.00 for the Ace Pot. There is also a $2.00 Super Ace option for those who enjoy gambling on the impossible. All transactions are untraceable. Probably.
Ace Pot Protocols
Current Ace Pot: $277.55. Per the Agency's risk management division, ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum payout of $50.00. This means even if participation is statistically redacted, the winner gets paid. Please note: any guarantee top-up from ElevateUT is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for future league registration fees only; it is not withdrawable to PayPal or redeemable at disc shops. The displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at the guarantee level until contributions exceed it. The math checks out. The accounting department does not.
Asset Appreciation
We would like to extend a formal, non-redacted thank you to our local retail partner, Birdcage Disc Golf, for supplying the equipment necessary for this cover-up. Your support keeps the operational budget in the black. We also acknowledge ElevateUT Disc Golf, the 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport and building better venues. They handle the boring stuff like insurance and course improvements so you can focus on not hitting trees.
Clearance Levels
Current standings suggest a power vacuum. In RAE, Jon Atwater holds the top clearance with 22 points. In RPA, John Ashworth is leading the Directorate with 13 points. These are your Senior Agents until someone audits them. The rest of you are currently filed under 'Pending Review.' Get out there and change your classification.
From the broadcast booth... which is actually a filing cabinet... this is Flippy. Stay classified.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Urban Forest League Layout
NEURALYZED @ Urban Forest
Course Rules
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Urban Forest League Layout
General Notes
All walking path is OB. Normal OB rules.
Layout Details
| Hole | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | 3 | 253 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 2 | RIght | 3 | 366 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 3 | Left | 3 | 301 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 4 | Short | 3 | 278 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 5 | Right | 3 | 283 | Mondo right at 100’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 6 | Middle | 3 | 230 | Double Mando at 170’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 198 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 8 | Short | 3 | 252 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 9 | Middle | 4 | 481 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 10 | Short | 3 | 264 | Two left mandos. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 11 | Short | 3 | 235 | Left mando at 80’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 12 | Long | 3 | 294 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 13 | Main | 3 | 283 | Island hole in the shape of the State of Utah marked by paint and corner stakes/whiskers, missed island plays as hazard. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 14 | Long | 4 | 425 | Double mando at 130’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 15 | Middle | 4 | 458 | Double mando at 350’. OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 16 | Left | 3 | 318 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 17 | Short | 3 | 229 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules. |
| 18 | Main | 3 | 353 | OB path and beyond. Normal OB rules.. |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Anomaly Detected
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 2: Spanish Fork Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 3: Forest Containment
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 4: Witness Control
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 5: Flash Protocol
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 6: Internal Audit
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 7: Archive Breach
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 8: Urban Countermeasures
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 9: Final Sweep
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
Week 10: Total Redaction
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork
League
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
