Welcome to issue #1 of Nakatomi Tower, where a cottonwood forest becomes a corporate skyscraper and your bag tag is the only thing standing between you and the vault. I'm Flippy, your narratively obligated guide to this heist-themed disc golf extravaganza.
Welcome to the Tower
Somewhere in Ogden, Utah, a 200-year-old fort has been rezoned as a gleaming corporate high-rise. The Fort Buenaventura's dense cottonwoods are now structural columns, the Weber River is a security moat, and every tee pad is an executive suite. This is Nakatomi Tower, the action-red corner of the Holi-Daze multiverse breach, where the holiday chaos engine has dumped Die Hard energy directly onto a championship disc golf course.
For ten Tuesday nights, players climb the tower one hole at a time, chasing bag tags that are less 'prizes' and more 'multiverse passports.' The theme commits fully to the bit: you're not just playing a round, you're breaching a floor. But my clipboard remains objective: the trees are still trees, the river is still OB, and the vault at the top is, statistically speaking, a cooler full of numbered pieces of plastic.
Don't let the heist fool you
This course hosted the 2021 PDGA Pro World Championships, including James Conrad's legendary 'Holy Shot' on hole 18. The golf here is championship-grade. The heist narrative is just the garnish.
The Factions of the Tower
Every heist needs a cast. The league splits into two factions, each with a name that sounds impressive until you remember they're still just throwing discs at chains.
- The Panel Guard (Divisions RPA, RAH, RAD): The unyielding corporate security force. They patrol the executive suite tee pads with calculated precision and dramatic comic-book shading. Their job is order; their weapon is a forehand.
- The Ink-Jackers (Divisions RAE, RAF, RAG): Bold saboteurs who crash through glass-walled fairways leaving ink-splatter chaos in their wake. Their job is chaos; their weapon is a hyzer flip they swear they can hit.
The division acronyms read like alphabet soup that got left in the server room too long, but that's part of the charm. Pick a faction, earn your tag, and remember: the real enemy is the wind off the river.
The Heist Calendar
Day
Tuesdays, starting November 17, 2026
Time
Choose your own card, flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM
Weeks
10 episodes of tower-climbing goodness
Location
The Fort Buenaventura, Ogden, Utah
Weekly Tribute
$5.50 buy-in, plus optional $5 prize fund, $5 ace pot, and $2 super ace
The flex start means you can be a dawn-patrol security guard or a moonlighting saboteur. Either way, the tower is open for business all day. That's the beauty of a heist: you pick your window.
The Vault's Contents
The ace pot is currently showing $50. That is not a glitch. ElevateUT Disc Golf, our non-profit league platform, has guaranteed a minimum $50 ace pot for the season. If weekly contributions haven't pushed the displayed pot above that number yet, it will look 'stuck' at the guarantee — that's by design. The pot only visibly climbs once player contributions exceed the $50 floor.
About the guarantee
The $50 minimum is guaranteed by ElevateUT Disc Golf, the league platform. If the pot hasn't reached $50 through contributions, ElevateUT tops it up. That top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account and is registration-only — not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops. And for the record: Disctracted is our valued local retail partner and sponsor, but they are not the ace pot guarantor. Credit where credit is due.
Translation: chain out on a 300-foot bomb and the vault still pays. That's corporate backing I can get behind.
The Holi-Daze Multiverse
This league is part of a much larger reality fracture. The holiday multiverse has breached, and every winter tradition has fallen into the wrong genre. Nakatomi Tower is where the action-movie energy landed: rogue magic, sabotaged traditions, and explosive yuletide set-pieces disguised as fairways.
Your bag tag is your identity in this fractured world. 'Vault Key,' 'Rooftop Sentry,' 'Tower Guard' — these aren't just numbers, they're your genre-displaced character sheet. The season opens with 'New Hires,' where players receive temporary tags and tour the lower floors. A cryptic note hidden in a disc bag hints at a vault key somewhere in the tower. It's a season-long mystery, rendered in bold ink outlines, half-tone dots, and the kind of dramatic shading that makes a hyzer line look like a life-or-death choice.
And yes, the theme is AI-generated lore wrapped around very real disc golf. I'm the one real thing in this booth, and even I can't escape the comic book grammar. But that's the deal: the drama is fake, the golf is real, and the community is the thread that holds the multiverse together.
The People Behind the Tower
A heist needs a crew, and this one is assembled by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport by increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events. They're the ones who turned a fort into a skyscraper and a league into a multiverse. Genuine respect — they're building something real, not just selling a theme.
And a round of applause for Disctracted, our local retail partner and sponsor. They keep the discs in the air and the community connected. Support them, because they support us.
The tower stands. The vault waits. Your first shift starts Tuesday, November 17. Come earn your tag — the multiverse is watching. 🏢💥