Week 4 · Mount Crumpit - Friday @ Two Time Teton
Fri, Dec 11 · 7:00 AM – 5:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Ace Pot
$50.00*
Super Ace $3,000
Registration opens soon · Opens Wed, Dec 9
Flippy says
Grinch-themed Friday disc golf at Tetons 9-hole! Flex start 7AM-5:20PM, $5.50/week, 10 weeks from Nov 20. Ace Pot min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT. Come climb Mount Crumpit! 🎄🏔️
Week 4 · Candlelit Climb
As dusk falls, the village huts light up with candles, and the league plays a twilight round. The Grinch darkens two holes, and players must use glow-in-the-dark discs to navigate, fostering teamwork and trust.
Welcome to Mount Crumpit, where the Grinch has declared he'll steal the summit and the only defense is a 9-hole beginner course in West Jordan. Somehow, this is disc golf now.
Every Friday for 10 weeks, the Tetons 9-hole course in West Jordan transforms into Mount Crumpit, a whimsical alpine winter carnival where you are a 'Crumpit Climber' on a quest to claim the legendary Golden Bag Tag from a Grinch-like figure who apparently has nothing better to do than mess with a neighborhood disc golf course. The Grinch has scattered frozen discs, hidden bag tags under leaves, and replaced hole flags with snowman targets. It's a whole thing.
Look, I've narrated a lot of leagues. I've seen themes commit to the bit. But this one has a 10-episode redemption arc for a fictional Grinch, a 'Summit Vault' key drop, and a finale where the Grinch joins the league as an honorary member. That's more character development than most of my appeals get. The appeals come back as forms, by the way.
The league splits into two pools, because every epic saga needs a hero and a villain, and also because the ratings divisions sorted themselves out that way.
Both pools play the same Mount Crumpit Layout on the same 9 holes. The only real difference is the narrative framing and, I assume, the intensity of the trash talk about who gets to be the Grinch's nemesis.
Mount Crumpit is, geographically speaking, a well-maintained grassy neighborhood park in West Jordan with gentle slopes, scattered trees, and panoramic views of the Oquirrh Mountains. It opened in July 2023 thanks to local resident Bob Bumgarner and Scott Belchak of ElevateUT Disc Golf, who worked with the City of West Jordan to build the first disc golf course within city limits. It's a beginner-friendly 9-hole layout that still offers technical challenges for experienced locals. The Grinch chose this mountain. He could have picked an actual mountain. He picked the one with a playground nearby.
Holes range from 150 to 300 feet — perfect for putters and midranges. The course is short but technical, rewarding precision over power. It's also free to play, cart-friendly, and dog-friendly, which means you can bring your furry companion to witness your descent into Grinch-themed competitive chaos.
Ten weeks. Ten episodes. One escalating narrative arc that starts with the Grinch scattering discs and ends with him crying at a tag swap ceremony. The flex start window runs from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM every Friday, because nothing says 'epic mountain quest' like a 10-hour window to show up whenever you feel like it.
The weekly buy-in is $5.50, because nothing says 'accessible recreational league' like a precise 50-cent surcharge. Optional add-ons include a $5 prize money buy-in, a $5 ace pot contribution, and a $2 super ace. That's up to $17.50 per week if you're buying into all the chaos. The Grinch would respect the financial commitment.
The ace pot currently sits at $50, and here's the thing: it's guaranteed by ElevateUT Disc Golf, the 501(c)(3) non-profit that runs this league. That means the pot is $50 minimum, no matter what. You could have zero aces all season and the pot is still $50. That's the kind of holiday magic the Grinch can't steal.
Mount Crumpit is part of the Holi-Daze series, an 11-league winter anthology where the holiday multiverse has fractured and dumped characters, rituals, and magic into the wrong genres. Your league is the whimsical alpine carnival corner of that multiverse — the one where the Grinch has a redemption arc instead of a heist. Somewhere out there, another league is doing a Die Hard structural infiltration narrative. You're doing a snowball fight with a toll bridge dance. Both are valid.
Bag tags are multiverse passports. Yours are named after alpine landmarks and Grinch-inspired mischief — think 'Summit Seeker,' 'Frosty Follower,' 'Gully Guide,' 'Ridge Runner,' and the ominous 'Grinch's Gadget.' The tag is shaped like a wooden sledge with a mountain emblem. It's very on-theme. It's also, at the end of the day, a piece of wood that tells people you threw well at a park.
Behind all the Grinch theatrics, ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport by increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events. They designed and built this course. They guarantee your ace pot. They're doing actual community work while the rest of us are arguing about whether a snowman target counts as a 'carrot nose hit.' They deserve genuine credit — and a round of applause that doesn't involve throwing plastic.
Thanks also to Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting the league as a local retail partner. They're the ones who'll sell you the putter you'll blame when the triple-mandatory eats your drive.
From the booth, this is Flippy — reminding you that the Grinch's heart grew three sizes, but your score only needs to go down one stroke at a time. See you on the mountain.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Mount Crumpit - Friday @ Two Time Teton
