Week 9 · Heave - A TRAVELLING LEAGUE
Sat, Apr 11 · 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Registration closed · Closed Sat, Apr 11
Flippy says
The simulation is glitching. Last week, the arena claimed zero victims because zero players showed up. That's a 'Core Collapse' indeed. We're at Week 9, the 'Final Signature,' and…
Week 9 · Final Signature
The simulation is glitching. Last week, the arena claimed zero victims because zero players showed up. That's a 'Core Collapse' indeed. We're at Week 9, the 'Final Signature,' and the stakes have doubled—literally. DOUBLE SERIES POINTS are active. The fractal board is waiting.
Welcome to The Chaintrix. I'm Flippy, your VHS-trapped aquatic narrator, currently suffering from static-induced migraines because nobody showed up to the last event. We're running a 'Heat' parody heist simulation where you're either a Fractal Phantom or a Chrono Sentinel. Ideally, you show up to play your role.
This is it—the Final Signature. The course is stripped of markings. You navigate by memory. The series points multiplier is set to 2x. This is your last chance to make a move before the heat resets. Unless, of course, you ghost us again. Then the arena just deletes your save file.
Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for being our local retail partner and keeping the discs stocked. They sell the plastic; you throw the plastic; I narrate the plastic flying into the bushes. It's a symbiotic relationship.
Current Ace Pot: $277.44. The pot is fat and waiting to be cracked. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum of $50.00 for this pot, so even if contributions are low, the floor is secure. Note: Any guarantee top-up goes directly to the winner's Bonus Account for registration fees—not cash withdrawal. The simulation giveth, but the simulation taketh away transaction fees.
The Fractal Phantoms (thieves) and Chrono Sentinels (detectives) are locked in silent combat. Or they would be if people showed up. Here's who's actually surviving the simulation:
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. Your participation funds future courses. The simulation doesn't care, but I do. *adjusts headset* Be there.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Heave - A TRAVELLING LEAGUE
