Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
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About This League
Mondays @ Creekside. Week 9: Redacted Saints. Protective Netting funded! Ace Pot $140. Join the ritual or be redacted. 👽🕯️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The bottom tier is being officially redacted from the seasonal record. Week 9 is here, and the archives are being sanitized.
The Cathedral
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. This week, we render the classic Grey alien as a Byzantine icon. Think gold-leaf grounds, halos, and the Visitor enthroned like a relic. You are Witness-Saints competing for security clearance through ritualized precision. If you miss, you face the Audit. The imagery is solemn, gilded, and eerie—much like the silence on hole 14 after you shank it into the creek.
Mission Accomplished: Protective Netting
Hazard Pay
The buy-in represents your hazard pay for entering the dangerous territory of Creekside Park. The funds go to the Slush Fund... or the prize pool, depending on how the audit goes.
The Jackpot
The current Ace Pot is $140.00. Per protocol, please note that a minimum guarantee is provided by ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), not the disc shop. If the pot looks 'stuck' at the guarantee amount, it's because contributions haven't exceeded it yet. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for registration use only.
Disclosure Status
This is Week 9 of 10 in the Disclosure series. The event is 'Redacted Saints.' The narrative suggests that the bottom tier of The Congregation is being officially redacted, their names struck from the seasonal record. The standings are shifting like tectonic plates—or at least like a poorly balanced stack of paperwork.
In RPA, Chris Fox has climbed to the top spot with 269 points, auditing Britain Best down to second. In RAE, Christian Phelps remains the Prime Witness with 268 points, holding off Christopher Hamby and Peter Haws. These are your current high-clearance agents. Everyone else is under investigation.
Mission Timeline
- Day: Monday
- Location: Creekside Park
- Format: Flex Start
- Tee Times: 7:00 AM to 7:00 PM
Choose your own card. Pick your start time. Just ensure you file your report (scorecard) before the deadline, or the Agency will not be pleased.
ElevateUT Disc Golf
This league is facilitated by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. They are the Handlers ensuring the course—the Cathedral—remains a sanctuary for plastic flight rather than a debris field. Support the mission, play the game.
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Creekside Park
Creekside DGC - Main 18
OB Right Sidewalk and Beyond.
Mando Right of Pole
Double Mandatory.
Island Hole. Missed Island Proceeds to Drop Zone.
Mando Right of Pole
OB Left of Staked Line Left of Fairway
Mando LEFT of base of Mando Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando.
Double Mandatory
Mando LEFT of mando pole by road.
Mando Left of Pole
Double Mandatory
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Schedule
Week 1: Murray Holladay Descent
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Creekside Consecration
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: The Holladay Signal
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Creek Bed Scripture
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Midterm Audit
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Silent Murray
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Creekside Miracles
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Holladay Heretics
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Redacted Saints
Course: Creekside Park
Week 10: Final Ascension
Course: Creekside Park
League
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