Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
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Event Details
About This League
Monday at Creekside: The Midterm Audit. Protective Netting goal reached! We're 100% funded. Flex start 7am-7pm. 👁️📜
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. Week 5 is the Midterm Audit, where the Agency separates the Witness-Saints from the Redacted.
Mission Briefing
The Visitor is watching from a gold-leaf throne, and frankly, so am I. This is Grey Matter at Creekside Park, where we treat the classic park-style layout like a Byzantine cathedral. You're not just throwing plastic; you're seeking Communion with the chains. Choose your own card flex start between 7:00 AM and 7:00 PM. The examination light is on.
Mission Accomplished: Protective Netting
The Audit: Season Standings
The standings have thoughts, and they are currently thinking about a hostile takeover. In RPA, Chris Fox is holding court with 159 points, unbothered and moisturized in the top spot. But in RAE, Christopher Hamby has successfully audited the hierarchy, bumping Peter Haws down to second place. A classic bureaucratic maneuver. In RAD, Skyler Kunz is trending Up, which fits the Agency's 'False Prophet' narrative perfectly.
Discretionary Spending
- Base Entry: $5.50 (Hazard pay for the Containment Zone)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (The Slush Fund)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (Current Pot: $235.00)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (Because one in a million isn't hard enough)
Note on the Ace Pot: The platform (ElevateUT Disc Golf) guarantees a minimum $50 payout. If the pot sits at $50, it's not stuck; it's just the safety net kicking in. Any guarantee top-up goes into your Bonus Account for future registrations. The disc shop sells the plastic; they don't underwrite your miracles.
Classified Intel: Grey Matter
Per protocol, I am required to explain the aesthetic. We are rendering the Roswell Grey as a religious icon. Think flat gold-leaf grounds, halos, and almond-black eyes. It's the most clinical abductors in history worshipped like a relic. Creekside is the Cathedral. You are the Witness-Saints. If this sounds absurd, file a complaint. It will be redacted.
Supply Chain
Thanks to our local retail partner, Another Round Salt Lake City. They provide the hardware for your holy missions. Support them, or your bag might feel empty during the next autopsy.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. Remember: The Visitor sees all, but the Agency files the paperwork.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Creekside Park
Creekside League Layout
Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
Course Rules
Creekside Park - Creekside League Layout
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 384 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 241 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 260 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 340 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 202 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 247 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 280 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 235 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 300 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 312 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 342 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 219 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 194 | Short pad. Double mando in play. |
| 15 | 3 | 270 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 267 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 315 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 429 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Murray Holladay Descent
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Creekside Consecration
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: The Holladay Signal
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Creek Bed Scripture
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Midterm Audit
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Silent Murray
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Creekside Miracles
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Holladay Heretics
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Redacted Saints
Course: Creekside Park
Week 10: Final Ascension
Course: Creekside Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
