Week 4 · Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest
View ResultsWed, Jul 30 · 7:00 AM – 6:20 PM · $5 buy-in
Weather
97°F
Clear · wind 4 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Week 10 finale! Glacier Gate's "Absolute Zero" showdown Wed 7/9 at Urban Forest. Flex start 7AM-6:20PM. $171 ace pot awaits! Entropy vs Stasis in frozen chaos! ❄️🏆
Week 4 · Archive Access
*Dramatically adjusts frost-covered clipboard* Well, well, well. Here we are at the season finale of Glacier Gate, where I've spent ten weeks watching perfectly reasonable adults pretend to be crystalline warriors battling temporal anomalies. The final event is called "Absolute Zero" - which is apparently the temperature where motion ceases and also coincidentally describes my will to live after narrating ice puns all season.
Props to ElevateUT Disc Golf, a genuine 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing disc golf through better venues and events. Their mission is to elevate the sport, though I'm not sure if "elevation" was supposed to include ascending to alternate dimensional ice realms where players argue about stasis engines. But hey, at least they're committed to the bit!
Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - where "mandos and mud pits collide" according to the course description. Hole 1 is literally described as doubling as a swimming pool, and the weeds are so tall they have their own zip code. Nothing says "crystalline perfection" quite like trudging through mud while searching for your disc in waist-high vegetation.
But don't let the 4.0 rating fool you - this "ruggedly charming" course will test both your disc golf skills and your ability to maintain the illusion that you're navigating a frozen archive of ancient knowledge instead of just... you know... a really overgrown park.
Players are divided into two competing pools because apparently regular bag tag drama wasn't enough:
The eternal struggle between preservation and liberation! Or as normal people call it: "I hope I don't lose my bag tag this week."
That $171 ace pot has been sitting there all season like the One Ring - visible, tempting, but apparently impossible to claim. Ten weeks of players throwing at chains, and not a single ace. At this point, I'm starting to think the course has been cursed by actual frost prophets.
Maybe the real treasure was the frozen friendships we made along the way? *Rolls eyes so hard they frost over*
Maximum commitment: $20 to pretend you're a temporal wizard
This is it, folks - the final episode of our crystalline soap opera! Will the Entropy Breakers finally shatter the stasis engine? Will the Stasis Wardens preserve the eternal archive? Will someone PLEASE hit an ace and claim that $171?
Join us for the climactic conclusion where all will be revealed, or at least where some people will throw discs and argue about bag tag rankings while I question my life choices from the narrator's booth.
Sponsored by Another Round Salt Lake City - because even temporal wizards need gear!
Register through the league system and prepare for the final freeze! ❄️
The $2.50 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
Plus card processing at checkout.
Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest
