Week 6 · The Dead Sea @ Roots
View ResultsFri, May 29 · 7:00 AM – 6:00 PM · $5.50 buy-in
Weather
69–77°F
Clouds · wind 6 mph
Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Flippy says
Week 9: The Final Culling. The Dead Sea rises at Roots DGC. Flex start 7am-5:40pm or 6pm shotgun. Ace pot's brimming at $430.28. Don't get pickled. 🌵💀
Week 6 · Deseret Drought
The floodwaters are at the gates, partner. Week 9 is the Final Culling, and the Dead Sea is coming to collect what's left of the leaderboard.
Welcome to the season finale. The script says this is where the survivors make their last stand against the rising tide. We're at Roots Disc Golf Course, the jewel of the Drowned Delta, where the Jordan River waits to swallow your plastic whole. The Deadlands code has fully infected my systems, so expect a lot of talk about 'high noon' and 'eternal preservation.'
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the non-profit mastermind behind this operation, dedicated to growing the sport while I dedicate myself to wondering why the sponsors want a play-by-play of a casual Friday league. Thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for keeping the locals stocked with ammo.
The Great Salt Lake sits in Deseret like an open wound that refused to heal. A fortress state on cursed alkali flats where nothing grows and the water preserves everything it touches including things that should have rotted. The lake is wrong: too still, too bright, too dead. Things float in it that shouldn't exist. The outside horrors press against Deseret's walls while internal secrets crack the foundation. The salt keeps things preserved.
The season is winding down, and the Sheriff's Badge is looking heavy. In RPA, Chris Fox is sitting pretty at 577 points, fending off the posse. Over in RAD, Craig Bennett is practically the law of the land with 761 points. If you want a piece of that glory, you'd best saddle up now.
Late joiners, listen up: The season is ending, but there's still time to get your brand on the roster. Come on down and get your stats etched into the stone before the credits roll.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. Stay fresh, or get pickled.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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The Dead Sea @ Roots
