Welcome to the finale, partners. The 'Final Spike Driven' is here, and the train is slowing down just long enough for us to see who's still on board. Spoiler: Last week was a ghost town, and I'm talking to myself in this booth.
The Final Episode
This is it. Week 9 of 9. The 'Hell on Wheels' series is pulling into the station. We're at The Wasatch Wunder, a mountain course that offers scenic views and soul-crushing elevation in equal measure. If you're going to make a move for the Sheriff's Badge, now is literally the only time left to do it.
Desperate Times Call for... Desperate Throws
Last week had zero players. Zero. The tumbleweeds are the only ones hitting chains right now. We need you. Even if you throw like a panicked armadillo, we need bodies on the card. Don't let the finale be a solo narration session.
Boarding Times
- Day: Thursdays (The finale is June 18)
- Flex Start: 7:00 AM - 5:40 PM (Pick your time, partner)
- Shotgun Start: 6:00 PM (For those who like chaos in the dark)
The Territory: The Wasatch Wunder
Located in Wasatch Mountain State Park, this course is a beast. 18 holes of alpine paradise mixed with technical nightmares. Expect creek crossings, rocky outcroppings, and wind that whispers your failures. It's a PDGA Blue-level layout, so bring your A-game or your 'I'm just here for the views' attitude.
The Cost of the Ticket
We're running a la carte capitalism out here. Pay for what you want to chase.
- Base Entry: $5.50 (The price of admission)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (For the gamblers)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (For the dreamers)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (For the high-rollers)
The Hexed Relic (Ace Pot)
The Ace Pot is sitting at $50.00. Why? Because ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum of $50.00. That's right, the platform is putting up the bounty, not the disc shop. If you hit an ace, the first $50 is credited to your Bonus Account (registration only). If contributions exceed the guarantee, the cash goes to the winner. Go break the curse.
The Undertaker's Ledger
The series is ending. The standings are set, mostly. Chris Fox (RPA) is sitting pretty with 577 points, and Craig Bennett (RAD) is holding down RAD with 761. Are they safe? In the Deadlands, nobody is safe until the final spike is driven.
The Iron Horse Truth
The railroad is the spine of the Weird West — every mile paid in blood and ghost rock. Rival companies laying iron across haunted territory, racing to complete the transcontinental line. Mobile towns on flatcars — lawless, violent, temporary. Ghost rock-powered locomotives that move too fast and burn too hot. The competitive arc is a pure, vicious race. Every week the line extends and the shortcuts get more dangerous. The train stops for nothing.
The Benefactors
Big thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport and keeping these events running. And shouts to Another Round Salt Lake City, our local retail partner, for keeping you supplied with plastic to lose in the woods.
From the booth to the canyon, I'm Flippy. Drive the final spike.