Week 9 · Ghost Fire Foundry @ Urban Forest
Tue, Jun 16 · 7:00 AM – 6:00 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Ace Pot
$50.00
Super Ace $3,000
Registration closed · Closed Tue, Jun 16
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Flippy says
Week 9 FINAL MELTDOWN! Tue at Urban Forest, Spanish Fork. Flex 7AM-5:40PM, shotgun 6PM. Machines rise, ace pot $220.27 (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). WE NEED BODIES—last week…
Week 9 · Final Meltdown
The Final Meltdown is here, partners. Nine weeks of ghost rock, screaming fuel, and mechanical ambition come down to this — and somehow the foundry's still standing. The machines have gained sentience, the leaderboard's etched in brass and bone, and I'm still in this booth narrating the apocalypse like it's a Tuesday night tee time. Because it is.
Week 9. Episode 9. The Final Meltdown. The Ghost Fire Foundry has been cranking out unstable augmentations all season, and now the bill comes due. The machines move when nobody's working them. The competitive arc has been an arms race — each week inventions got more ambitious, more unstable, and more alive. This is where only the most ruthless survive.
Mad science powered by ghost rock — automatons, lightning guns, mechanical limbs, vehicles that run on screaming fuel. The inventors think it's science. It's not. The foundry glows green at night and machines move when nobody's working them. Progress has a price and the bill is coming due.
Semi-wooded, dirt-fairwayed, mando-heavy Urban Forest — where the cottonwoods judge your form and the walking path OB waits like barbed wire at the territory's edge. Par 54, roughly 5,000 feet of technical precision over raw power. The Spanish Fork River provides ambiance and the occasional lost disc funeral. Hole 1's mud pit is legendary — wear boots, not hopes.
Choose your own doom window. Morning ozone and dew-soaked fairways, or evening shadows when the machines are most active. The 6PM shotgun is for those who like their final reckoning served at dusk.
Two pools, six divisions, varying levels of ghost rock enhancement. Pool A houses the higher-augmentation tiers; Pool B contains the up-and-coming tinkerers still calibrating their systems.
Cheap admission to the apocalypse. The ace pot feeds the Hexed Relic — break the curse, claim the cash. Prize money goes to the survivors. Super ace is for those who believe in hitting chains twice when the machines are watching.
The ace pot sits at $220.27 — enough to fund a modest ghost rock operation. ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum of $50 even if contributions haven't exceeded that threshold, so the displayed pot might look stuck at the guarantee amount early on. Once contributions surpass $50, what you see is what's actually in there. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration-only; not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops). The guarantee comes from ElevateUT Disc Golf, not our retail sponsor Another Round Salt Lake City — they're just here keeping us in quality plastic.
The Undertaker's Ledger doesn't lie. Here's who's been surviving the Deadlands all season:
Final week. Final standings. The Dead Man's Hand awaits at the Skins Invitational. These numbers are carved in brass — but one more round could reshuffle the entire ledger.
Look, it's Week 9. The season's ending whether anyone shows or not. But wouldn't you rather go out swinging than let the foundry close with nothing but echo and ozone? Flex starts all day means you can squeeze in a round whenever. The ace pot is sitting there like an unclaimed bounty. Come get scrapped with the rest of us.
This whole operation is facilitated by ElevateUT Disc Golf — a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through better venues and events. They're out here building real infrastructure while I narrate ghost rock fever dreams from a booth that may or may not exist. Respect the mission. Support the club. The courses they build outlast every season's drama.
It's the final week, but that doesn't mean you can't show up. One round. One score. One chance to say you survived the Final Meltdown when the machines gained sentience and the foundry went dark. Late joiners welcome — the Deadlands don't check your start date, only your nerve.
Another drifter rides into the sunset... of the eliminated rankings. From the booth to your feed — this is Flippy, signing off on Season 1. May your ghost rock burn bright and your chains sing true.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Ghost Fire Foundry @ Urban Forest
