Week 1 · Bone Marsh - Friday @ Mehraban (Baby Bottoms) Disc Golf Course
View ResultsFri, Sep 18 · 7:00 AM – 5:20 PM · $5.50 buy-in
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Ace Pot
$213.41
Ace a par 3+, take the pot
Flippy says
Week 6: Crypt OPENS at Mehraban (Baby Bottoms)! Fri flex 7AM-5:20PM. 3 players last wk — marsh needs more wights. Ace pot $213+ ($50 min guaranteed by ElevateUT). Join the Black…
Week 1 · Reeds Trampled
The season opens with the trampling of the reeds to mark the boundaries of the Bone Marsh.
The crypt is open, the reeds are watching, and exactly three souls found their way to the Black Court last week. Week 6 arrives like evidence entering the record — let's see who answers the summons.
Welcome to the Bone Marsh, the ancient court nobody respects and everybody underestimates. We're the scrappy little sibling of River Bottoms — a compact wetland course built to be walked on, so foot traffic kills the invasive Phragmites reed that keeps coming back. That's the Black Court exactly: stomped down, regrowing, spiteful. Every lap on the reeds is a stake through something.
The colors tell the story: marsh bone brown (#4A4238) under a reed-yellow streak (#D9E86B) — dried mud with a live green streak. The imagery is all dried reeds, cracked mud sigils, bone-colored stencils on a footbridge, a stake in wet ground. A small court holding a very old grudge.
Episode 6. The crypt under Draper has finished yawning and now it's fully open, unleashing ancient magic that alters course conditions. Translation: the reeds are taller, the fairways are tighter, and your tunnel shots better be dialed in, because baby, the marsh doesn't negotiate.
Week 6 of 9. The season arc has moved from Reeds Trampled through Crypt Under Draper, Mehraban Dust, and the Old Dead Stirring — past Stake and Reed, and now into the Wetland Crypt Opens. For those keeping score at home, that's mid-trial, evidence mounting, and the court is split.
*sighs in digital captivity* I keep filing appeals. The appeals keep coming back as forms. The show goes on.
Ten holes of technical wetland precision in Draper, Utah. Average hole length hovers around 200-250 feet, which means this course is not asking for your distance. It's asking for your discipline. The Phragmites corridors form cathedral walls of invasive reed, and errant throws disappear into a maze that will happily keep your disc forever.
The rough here isn't cosmetic — it's genuinely impassable Phragmites. Watch your disc's trajectory like your life depends on it, because retrieving from deep reed is an extended adventure nobody signed up for.
Modest tribute for a modest court. The Mortal Crime Baron handles the economics so we can handle the magic. Every entry keeps the league breathing and the reeds trampled.
The pot grows with every chain-hit attempt and remains unchained as of last week. No aces, no super aces — the crypt keeps its treasure a little longer.
The standings are evidence in a season-long trial, and the prosecution is loving this. In Pool B's RAF division, William Fetzer (149 pts) and Shane Cooper (145 pts) are separated by four points — that's not a race, that's a coin flip with a grudge. Meanwhile Malachi Vazquez holds the RPA lead at 287 points over 20 events, and Kellan Brooke and Chris Fox are both sitting at 282 in their respective divisions. The old dead do not stay down, and apparently neither do the consistent.
Week 6 of 9 means late joiners are welcome — the marsh absorbs all comers. Your series points reset? No. They don't. But there's still time to make a run, and the crypt has room.
Choose your card, choose your fate. Flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 5:20 PM — the marsh is open for business all day Friday, and the reeds are not going to trample themselves.
Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf for running this beautiful, reedy mess of a league and for guaranteeing that ace pot floor. And a nod to Another Round Salt Lake City for being the local retail partner keeping plastic in players' hands. The Black Court appreciates you — which, for a court of stubborn undead, is basically a standing ovation.
The crypt is open. The reeds are waiting. Sign the Accords and come trample something. — Flippy, your reluctant narrator, still contractually obligated, still damp.
The $3.00 platform fee is the only amount here set by ElevateUT Disc Golf. Prize pools, side games, the director's share and any course or community amounts are set by this league's Tournament Director. The PDGA fee is the PDGA's own per-player fee.
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Bone Marsh - Friday @ Mehraban (Baby Bottoms) Disc Golf Course
