Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Urban Forest Apr 1, 2025
WK 5
Flippy
The Recap

As the sun set over the misty shores of Loch Ness, 17 intrepid disc golfers gathered at the Urban Forest course, ready to brave the elements and unravel the secrets of the "Sunken Stones" event. ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ With temperatures plummeting to a bone-chilling 33ยฐF and winds whipping at a fierce 21mph, the stage was set for a battle against both the course and the unearthly forces that lurked beneath the surface. ๐Ÿ’จ

In the MA1 division, Chris Fox found himself riding solo, navigating the treacherous terrain with naught but his trusty discs and a steely resolve. ๐Ÿฅ Despite a heart-wrenching triple bogey that would've broken a lesser cowpoke, Fox rallied with a clutch birdie, proving that even in the darkest of times, a glimmer of hope can shine through. ๐ŸŒ  His sole birdie on the daunting hole 16 was a testament to his grit and determination.

The MA2 division saw Clayton VanFleet emerge victorious with a stunning -2 performance that left spectators as slack-jawed as a steer at a square dance. ๐Ÿ“Š VanFleet's 934-rated round was a personal best, and his hot streak through holes 2-5 burned brighter than a Texas sun at high noon. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jon Atwater made an early bid for the lead, but like a tumbleweed in a cyclone, his hopes were dashed as VanFleet's prowess proved too much to overcome.

In the MA3 division, Jaxson Wolfert lassoed an even-par victory with a jaw-dropping 911-rated performance that would've made even the most ornery sidewinder tip its hat in respect. ๐Ÿค  With a clutch birdie finish on hole 18, Wolfert secured his win amidst a fierce three-way stampede with Rivera and Terry nipping at his heels.

The MP40 division bore witness to a clash of titans, as John Ashworth and Kenneth Oetker traded blows like a pair of grizzled gunslingers. ๐ŸŽฏ Ashworth's winning -3 round (946-rated) was punctuated by a jaw-dropping eagle on hole 5, a feat as rare as a four-leaf clover in the Sahara. Despite Oetker's valiant efforts, Ashworth emerged victorious, his spurs gleaming in the fading light. ๐Ÿ†

Josh Aram weathered the storm in the MA4 division, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat despite the tempestuous conditions that threatened to swallow him whole. โ˜” Aram's early lead held fast, even as Johnson, Ratcliffe, and Terry battled tooth and nail for the honor of second place.

As the sun dipped below the horizon and the winds howled like a pack of hungry coyotes, the "Sunken Stones" event reached its thrilling conclusion. ๐ŸŒ  Steven Anderson emerged victorious in the MA40 division with a clutch finish, while Clinton Atwater stood tall as the lone wolf in the MA50 division. ๐Ÿ†

Across the windswept course, tales of exceptional performances and nail-biting finishes spread like wildfire. ๐Ÿ“ˆ Three players - VanFleet, Wolfert, and Ashworth - posted jaw-dropping rated rounds, while others mounted stunning comebacks and scoring streaks that defied belief. The challenging hole 2 played like a bucking bronco, with scores averaging +0.5 over par, while several lone rangers managed to wrangle birdies on the course's most ornery holes. ๐ŸŽฏ

As the disc golfers gathered 'round the flickering campfire, whispers of the ancient stone circle and the monstrous form that lurked beneath the churning waves drifted on the night breeze. ๐ŸŒŠ With five events down and three to go, the stakes have never been higher. The gathering storm on the horizon promises to test the mettle of even the most seasoned disc wranglers, and only time will tell who will emerge victorious in the face of the rising darkness. ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ One thing's for certain: the Loch Ness Chronicles are far from over, and the greatest challenges lie ahead. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ