Carrion Theorem
Season Arc · Dead Mans Hand @ River Bottoms
2All-In league: Carrion Theorem stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Carrion Theorem was first spoken by the original survivor of the Deadlands' first great culling - a competitor who watched seventeen rivals fall in a single afternoon and realized that survival wasn't about skill alone, but about understanding the math of others' failures. They whispered the theorem as they claimed the leaderboard, and now all who carry this name understand: someone must be the carrion that feeds your climb.
The Carrion Theorem appears as a weathered sheet of parchment covered in fading mathematical notations - the equations shift and reform constantly, showing different variables being solved for. The edges are charred as if from an ancient fire, and faint impressions of vulture feathers seem embedded in the surface. It weighs nothing but feels heavy when the bearer is in danger of being culled. When held to one's ear, it contains faint whispers of the culled.
The Carrion Theorem serves as both warning and weapon - bearers can sense when rivals are about to fall, allowing them to position for advantage while others collapse. However, the theorem also demands that the bearer eventually prove their own worth, not just feast on others' failures.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyadjusts headset The Carrion Theorem demands a feast, and PJ Lenz delivered a buffet. A 960-rated round—just nine points below his 969 rating—and a leap from 23 to 6, the biggest climb of the night. The math of failure didn't apply to him; he let others feed his ascent. All it took was a 57 on a course where the field averaged 59.6. The equations are quiet for now, but the Theorem knows: someone else's collapse fueled this climb. Pencil it in for next week.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Draper Deal), tag number moved from 14 to 23. (Week 2 of 9)
Due to absence from Week 1 (Ante Up River), tag number moved from 1 to 14. (Week 1 of 9)