Degauss Testimony
Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms·Competition group Pool A·
All-In · only the number moves
Connor Ebanks
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
1
#5Now
#4Best
#36Started
26Weeks
All-In league: Degauss Testimony stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMagnetic Memory of Forgotten Champions
TroubleErases What You'd Rather Keep
Static Whispers of Deleted Scores
Your Legacy Means Nothing Here
Rewrite or Be Rewritten
Born from the first time a league organizer recorded over last season's championship footage to capture this week's league night, the Degauss Testimony emerged as the Chaintrix's proof that magnetic loyalty runs both directions - what gets erased matters as much as what remains, and choosing what to forget is the ultimate act of curation across all 16 movie simulations.
The Degauss Testimony appears as a bulk tape eraser housing wrapped in partially-degaussed magnetic tape, its surface showing ghosted images of erased performances bleeding through like double-exposed film. It emits the characteristic high-pitched whine of electromagnetic coils at full power, and when held near other recordings, it leaves magnetic shadow data - fragments of destroyed performances that testify more honestly than the original footage ever could. The tape wrapped around it constantly shifts between recorded and blank states, as if the Testimony itself can't decide what deserves to be remembered.
It enforces the principle that magnetic media can be reused, just like tag positions - when you fail to defend your recording, the Testimony erases your legacy to make room for the next player's performance, proving that in the Chaintrix, permanence must be earned weekly.
Season Story
narrated by Flippygills flare with static Connor Ebanks just played 11 strokes better than the simulation's expectations—a +11 differential over his 946 PDGA rating, landing him on a legitimate warm glow of competence that sent him rocketing from tag #36 straight to #4 in one timeline collapse. The arena's verdict? The magnetic wipe didn't scramble his stats; it clarified them. He shot 51 against a field averaging 53.1 and matched his personal average dead-center, which in the VHS-trapped logic of this place means he found the one frame the simulation forgot to delete. Tag #36 to #4 is thirty-two positions of pure "I know what I'm doing here," and for a player operating right at his rating ceiling, that's the kind of hierarchy shakeup that makes the broadcast booth actually worth watching. The Degauss Testimony came looking to erase what matters—instead, Ebanks just proved his name belongs in the one timeline that counts.
The Degauss Testimony is demoting itself to a side quest at Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms. Connor Ebanks, try not to let the magnetic wipe scramble your stats. It’s a spinoff, not a reboot—still plastic at chains, just with more river mud and static.
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