Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
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Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays @ River Bottoms. Week 6: Clock Ticks Loud. Three timelines, one chance to save the rating. Flex start 7am-11:40am or shotgun noon. ⏱️💨
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*static hiss* Welcome back to the simulation. Week 6: 'Clock Ticks Loud.' The timer is running, Lola. Can you make the save before the TD disqualifies your partner?
The Setup
We are doing a slapstick movie parody! Roll Lola Roll — "Three timelines. One way to keep moving." (Run Lola Run, 1998). Lola has 20 minutes to replace her boyfriend's lost entry fee before the TD disqualifies him. She tears across Berlin—dodging cyclists, bank guards, and a cranky vendor who only sells putters—playing out three versions of the sprint. In each, the right roll changes the next corner. The last run ends on a...
Timeline Logistics
- When: Tuesdays, Feb 10 - Apr 7, 2026
- Where: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
- Start: Flex starts 7:00 AM - 11:40 AM OR Shotgun at 12:00 PM
- Current Week: 6 of 9 - 'Clock Ticks Loud'
Admission to the Simulation
The Jackpot
Current Ace Pot: $447.45. That is a significant chunk of simulation currency. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 pot, but we are well past that. The guarantee is inactive—this is all player-contributed glory. If you hit it, the simulation pays out.
Chaintrix Standings
The survival board is updating. In RAD, Eric Pearson (403 pts) has overtaken Craig Bennett to claim the Final Timeline. In FPO, Katie Tews (16 pts) is sprinting ahead of Kati Chachere. In RPA, Brian Hansen (469 pts) is an unstoppable force. The simulation respects consistency.
System Architecture
Brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport and building better venues. They built the arena; you're just running in it.
Partners in Crime
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City, our local retail partner. They have the plastic you need to survive the timeline.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...active until next Tuesday. Make it cinematic.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
ElevateUT: Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms (Flex Start)
Course Rules
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
General Notes
Play to all of the Yellow baskets. White stakes play as OB (except hole 13, which plays as Hazard).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | A | 3 | 306 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 2 | Main | C | 4 | 543 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. |
| 3 | Main | C | 3 | 282 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 4 | Main | A | 3 | 357 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 5 | Main | B | 3 | 162 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. Surrounded by water out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 6 | Main | A | 3 | 380 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. PLAYERS CAN ELECT TO TAKE A STROKE PENALTY AND PROCEED TO THE DROP ZONE (SHORT PAD). FOR OB SHOTS: Players can elect to play their OB shot from where it was last in bounds or proceed to the Drop Zone (Short Pad). This includes shots that never crossed back in-bounds from shots over the river. Normal OB Rules apply. White stakes play as out of bounds, NOT the water or the fence. Path and beyond out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 7 | Main | B | 4 | 589 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Mandatory left of the mando pole. If mandatory is missed, play from the dropzone by the mandatory. |
| 8 | Main | B | 3 | 375 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 9 | Main | C | 3 | 405 | All Pools - Long Pad to Yellow Basket. Triple Mandatory. If out of bounds off the tee, normal OB rules apply. If mandatory missed, proceed to the Drop Zone (short pad). If mandatory is missed from the short pad, your next shot is taken under the mando. |
| 10 | Main | D | 3 | 290 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. This hole will be utilizing PDGA rule 806.02.D.4 which states if your disc lands OB, you can place your lie up to one meter away from the point on the out-of-bounds line nearest the position of the disc, NOT WHERE YOU CROSSED OB. 1 stroke penalty will still apply. |
| 11 | Main | C | 3 | 321 | Hole 10 and hole 14 stakes are out of bounds. NO OTHER OUT OF BOUNDS ON THIS HOLE. Double mandatory. If double mando is missed, play from the drop zone. |
| 12 | Main | E | 3 | 263 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. Mando left of mandatory sign on fence, if mandatory is missed, DZ is marked by flags. |
| 13 | Main | E | 3 | 420 | Play OB as Hazard (play where it lies, with 1 penalty stroke) |
| 14 | Main | E | 4 | 613 | Double mandatory. White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. If mandatory is missed, proceed to the drop zone to the right of the double mandatory. The Green is surrounded by OB. If you don't cross over the in-bounds area, take your next shot from the last point your disc was in-bounds, with a 1 stroke penalty. |
| 15 | Main | A | 3 | 255 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. |
| 16 | Main | B | 3 | 353 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 17 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 18 | Main | A | 4 | 482 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Mando right of tree marked with pink tape. Mando right of cedar post |
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Schedule
Week 1: Red Sprints Hard
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Blue Line Rush
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Green Frame Fast
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 4: River Bottoms Split
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Bridge Run Again
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Clock Ticks Loud
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Disc Flashes Twice
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Vahe Street Dash
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Timeline Now
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
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Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.