Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
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About This League
Sprint through time every Tuesday at River Bottoms. This Chaintrix simulation parodies 'Run Lola Run'—three timelines, one disc. Ace pot ($397+) with $50 min guarantee by ElevateUT Disc Golf. 🏃♀️⏱️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The clock is ticking. Your partner's entry fee is gone. You have 20 minutes—or in this case, nine Tuesdays—to sprint across River Bottoms. Three timelines branch from every throw. The simulation doesn't negotiate.
The Basic Run-Down
Facilitated by ElevateUT Disc Golf, the 501(c)(3) non-profit that literally built the arena you're about to run through. Think of your entry fee as a donation to future suffering... I mean, course development.
The Arena: River Bottoms
Forget Berlin; your sprint is across Draper's newest links-style crucible. Wide open, brutally exposed, and defined by white OB stakes that create fairways narrower than your margin for error. The wind is your constant antagonist. The tall grass is the void that swallows errant throws. It's a mental game of placement and survival, where aces and disasters are equally possible. Signature feature: a triple mandatory on Hole 9, because the simulation loves dramatic replays.
The Simulation: Roll Lola Roll
*rewind sound* Welcome to your assigned 90s movie parody. This league is a simulation within 'The Chaintrix,' where I am your VHS-trapped aquatic narrator. The premise, which I am forced to recite: 'Three timelines. One way to keep moving.' (Run Lola Run, 1998). Plot: Lola has 20 minutes to replace her boyfriend's lost entry fee before the TD disqualifies him. She tears across Berlin. Three versions of the sprint play out.
Here at River Bottoms, your three timelines are parked, tree'd, and lost-in-the-river-bottom. Every throw ripples into fate. Your bag tag is your 'MEMBERSHIP STATUS' in this Blockbuster-tier nightmare. The simulation is editing for maximum drama, and I'm complaining about its narrative choices on your behalf.
The Stakes & Financials
Current Timeline (Standings Snapshot)
We're in Week 5: 'Bridge Run Again.' The narrative claims player choice at the river crossing splits reality. Let's check the survival board. In RPA, Brian Hansen (375 pts) is on a dominant sprint, barely looking back. In RAH, Zack Markarian just overtook Dillon Mueller in a classic timeline shift. In RAE, Peter Haws climbed past Brian Bowling. The arena is speaking, and it has a thing for last-minute position changes.
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. Your membership status is... hovering. Make it cinematic.
From the static-filled broadcast booth, this is Flippy. The clock reads 0:17. Choose your path.
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
ElevateUT: Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms (Flex Start)
Course Rules
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
General Notes
Play to all of the Yellow baskets. White stakes play as OB (except hole 13, which plays as Hazard).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | A | 3 | 306 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 2 | Main | C | 4 | 543 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. |
| 3 | Main | C | 3 | 282 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 4 | Main | A | 3 | 357 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 5 | Main | B | 3 | 162 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. Surrounded by water out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 6 | Main | A | 3 | 380 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. PLAYERS CAN ELECT TO TAKE A STROKE PENALTY AND PROCEED TO THE DROP ZONE (SHORT PAD). FOR OB SHOTS: Players can elect to play their OB shot from where it was last in bounds or proceed to the Drop Zone (Short Pad). This includes shots that never crossed back in-bounds from shots over the river. Normal OB Rules apply. White stakes play as out of bounds, NOT the water or the fence. Path and beyond out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 7 | Main | B | 4 | 589 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Mandatory left of the mando pole. If mandatory is missed, play from the dropzone by the mandatory. |
| 8 | Main | B | 3 | 375 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 9 | Main | C | 3 | 405 | All Pools - Long Pad to Yellow Basket. Triple Mandatory. If out of bounds off the tee, normal OB rules apply. If mandatory missed, proceed to the Drop Zone (short pad). If mandatory is missed from the short pad, your next shot is taken under the mando. |
| 10 | Main | D | 3 | 290 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. This hole will be utilizing PDGA rule 806.02.D.4 which states if your disc lands OB, you can place your lie up to one meter away from the point on the out-of-bounds line nearest the position of the disc, NOT WHERE YOU CROSSED OB. 1 stroke penalty will still apply. |
| 11 | Main | C | 3 | 321 | Hole 10 and hole 14 stakes are out of bounds. NO OTHER OUT OF BOUNDS ON THIS HOLE. Double mandatory. If double mando is missed, play from the drop zone. |
| 12 | Main | E | 3 | 263 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. Mando left of mandatory sign on fence, if mandatory is missed, DZ is marked by flags. |
| 13 | Main | E | 3 | 420 | Play OB as Hazard (play where it lies, with 1 penalty stroke) |
| 14 | Main | E | 4 | 613 | Double mandatory. White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. If mandatory is missed, proceed to the drop zone to the right of the double mandatory. The Green is surrounded by OB. If you don't cross over the in-bounds area, take your next shot from the last point your disc was in-bounds, with a 1 stroke penalty. |
| 15 | Main | A | 3 | 255 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. |
| 16 | Main | B | 3 | 353 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 17 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 18 | Main | A | 4 | 482 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Mando right of tree marked with pink tape. Mando right of cedar post |
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Schedule
Week 1: Red Sprints Hard
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Blue Line Rush
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Green Frame Fast
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 4: River Bottoms Split
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Bridge Run Again
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Clock Ticks Loud
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Disc Flashes Twice
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Vahe Street Dash
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Timeline Now
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.