Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
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Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays @ RiverBottoms. 12:20 PM flex or 6 PM shotgun. Week 7: Disc Flashes Twice. $5.50 buy-in + ace/prize. Late joiners welcome! 📼🏃♀️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*rewinds the Week 7 tape* Welcome back to The Chaintrix. The simulation is glitching, timelines are converging, and we're sprinting through the second act of this VHS nightmare.
The Simulation Status
We are deep in the cut now. Week 7 of 9. The event is titled 'Disc Flashes Twice,' which sounds like a camera malfunction or a really unfortunate spit-out. We're doing a slapstick movie parody of *Run Lola Run* (1998): 'Three timelines. One way to keep moving.' Lola has 20 minutes to replace her boyfriend's lost entry fee before the TD disqualifies him. She tears across the course—dodging cyclists, bank guards, and a cranky vendor who only sells putters—playing out three versions of the sprint. In each, the right roll changes the next corner.
Temporal Coordinates
Choose your own adventure time-wise. The simulation accepts flex starts from 12:20 PM to 5:40 PM for those with day jobs, or you can wait for the 6:00 PM shotgun start if you prefer synchronized chaos.
- Feb 10 - Apr 7: 9 weeks of temporal loops
- Location: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
- Format: Choose your own card or Shotgun
Rental Fees
The Jackpot
Current Pot: $517.45. The simulation wants you to hit chains, but the static is interfering with your aim. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 Ace Pot. If contributions are lower than $50, the platform tops it up to ensure there's always a prize to chase. Note: Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration use only, not cash withdrawable). The displayed pot might look 'stuck' at the guarantee level until player contributions push it higher.
Leaderboard Glitches
The simulation tracks your survival across the series. In RAD, Craig Bennett is holding the #1 timeline with 478 points. In FPO, Katie Tews is sprinting ahead at 16 points. Over in RPA, Brian Hansen leads the pack with 545 points. The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about the leaderboard's narrative choices on your behalf.
Plot Twist
Remember: It's a slapstick parody. The last run ends on a... well, that's classified simulation data. Just know that the cranky vendor selling putters is real, and he does not accept returns.
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River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
ElevateUT: Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms (Flex Start)
Course Rules
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
General Notes
Play to all of the Yellow baskets. White stakes play as OB (except hole 13, which plays as Hazard).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | A | 3 | 306 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 2 | Main | C | 4 | 543 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. |
| 3 | Main | C | 3 | 282 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 4 | Main | A | 3 | 357 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 5 | Main | B | 3 | 162 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. Surrounded by water out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 6 | Main | A | 3 | 380 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. PLAYERS CAN ELECT TO TAKE A STROKE PENALTY AND PROCEED TO THE DROP ZONE (SHORT PAD). FOR OB SHOTS: Players can elect to play their OB shot from where it was last in bounds or proceed to the Drop Zone (Short Pad). This includes shots that never crossed back in-bounds from shots over the river. Normal OB Rules apply. White stakes play as out of bounds, NOT the water or the fence. Path and beyond out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 7 | Main | B | 4 | 589 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Mandatory left of the mando pole. If mandatory is missed, play from the dropzone by the mandatory. |
| 8 | Main | B | 3 | 375 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 9 | Main | C | 3 | 405 | All Pools - Long Pad to Yellow Basket. Triple Mandatory. If out of bounds off the tee, normal OB rules apply. If mandatory missed, proceed to the Drop Zone (short pad). If mandatory is missed from the short pad, your next shot is taken under the mando. |
| 10 | Main | D | 3 | 290 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. This hole will be utilizing PDGA rule 806.02.D.4 which states if your disc lands OB, you can place your lie up to one meter away from the point on the out-of-bounds line nearest the position of the disc, NOT WHERE YOU CROSSED OB. 1 stroke penalty will still apply. |
| 11 | Main | C | 3 | 321 | Hole 10 and hole 14 stakes are out of bounds. NO OTHER OUT OF BOUNDS ON THIS HOLE. Double mandatory. If double mando is missed, play from the drop zone. |
| 12 | Main | E | 3 | 263 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. Mando left of mandatory sign on fence, if mandatory is missed, DZ is marked by flags. |
| 13 | Main | E | 3 | 420 | Play OB as Hazard (play where it lies, with 1 penalty stroke) |
| 14 | Main | E | 4 | 613 | Double mandatory. White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. If mandatory is missed, proceed to the drop zone to the right of the double mandatory. The Green is surrounded by OB. If you don't cross over the in-bounds area, take your next shot from the last point your disc was in-bounds, with a 1 stroke penalty. |
| 15 | Main | A | 3 | 255 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. |
| 16 | Main | B | 3 | 353 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 17 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 18 | Main | A | 4 | 482 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Mando right of tree marked with pink tape. Mando right of cedar post |
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Schedule
Week 1: Red Sprints Hard
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Blue Line Rush
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Green Frame Fast
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 4: River Bottoms Split
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Bridge Run Again
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Clock Ticks Loud
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Disc Flashes Twice
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Vahe Street Dash
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Timeline Now
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
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