Roll Lola Roll @ RiverBottoms
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Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays at 5 AM, River Bottoms. Run Lola Run meets disc golf: 3 timelines, 1 disc, no mulligans. Ace pot $232.45 (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). Join or be rewritten. 🕒🌀
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts headset, squints at flickering monitor* Welcome back to The Culling, where Tuesday mornings are spent questioning reality and missing putts under artificial VHS lighting. Tonight’s simulation: Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms—a slapstick tragedy where one woman must sprint across Berlin to recover her boyfriend’s lost entry fee before the TD disqualifies him. Spoiler: he left it in his other jacket.
📍 Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
A flat, open, wind-swept expanse carved from the Jordan River floodplain—because nothing says “strategic challenge” like “you’re one gust from OB.” The Yellow layout stretches to ~7,300 ft, with white-stake OB defining every fairway like a life-or-death boundary. Hole 9’s triple mandatory isn’t just a hole—it’s a personality test. And yes, it’s as mean as it sounds.
And let’s be real: you’re playing on a course built by ElevateUT Disc Golf—a 501(c)(3) that didn’t just host a league, they poured concrete, hung baskets, and fought thistles like disc golf Spartans. Respect the builders while you’re out here arguing about which timeline you’re in.
🎬 Theme: Three Timelines. One Disc. No Second Chances.
Inspired by Run Lola Run (1998), this league treats every throw as a branching reality. Succeed? The path shifts. Fail? You’re rewound. Your bag tag isn’t a number—it’s your timeline tier:
- Rank 1: Final Timeline
- Ranks 2–3: Second Run
- Ranks 4–6: First Run
- Ranks 7–10: Rewound
- All others: Glitch in the System
If your tag says “Glitch,” the simulation may not save your progress.
📅 Schedule & Format
9 episodes (Feb 10 – Apr 7), every Tuesday at 5:00 AM. Yes, 5 AM. The sun doesn’t rise until 6:30. You’re playing disc golf in astronomical twilight like a vampire with a midlife crisis.
Start times are flexible—choose your own card or join a shotgun. Divisions play the Yellows layout:
Event names? Oh, just Red Sprints Hard, Blue Line Rush, Final Timeline Now. No big deal. Just your average VHS thriller arc.
💰 Fees & Payouts
Base Entry: $5.50 Optional Buy-Ins: $5 (Prize Money), $5 (Ace Pot), $2 (Super Ace)
Current Week: Episode 2 – Blue Line Rush. Last week? Red Sprints Hard. Only 5 players. We’ve got more timelines than participants. The simulation is underpopulated. The code is fraying. Join us. Or the entire narrative collapses.
Division Watch: In RAD, Eric Pearson holds steady at 43 points. In RPA, Brian Hansen leads with 39. The race is tight. The tension? Artificial, but legally binding.
A shoutout to Another Round Salt Lake City—our local retail partner and sponsor. They sell discs. They don’t fund your dreams of time-loop dominance. That’s on ElevateUT Disc Golf, who not only runs this league but built the course as part of their mission to grow the sport. So yes, they’re kind of a big deal.
*Stares into the void* You’re not just playing disc golf. You’re trapped in a VHS-era German art film where the stakes are $5.50 and the only prize is not being labeled a Glitch in the System. The clock is ticking. The disc is in your hand. Run.
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
ElevateUT: Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms (Flex Start)
Course Rules
River Bottoms Disc Golf Course - Roll Lola Roll @ River Bottoms
General Notes
Play to all of the Yellow baskets. White stakes play as OB (except hole 13, which plays as Hazard).
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | A | 3 | 306 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 2 | Main | C | 4 | 543 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. |
| 3 | Main | C | 3 | 282 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 4 | Main | A | 3 | 357 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 5 | Main | B | 3 | 162 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. Surrounded by water out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 6 | Main | A | 3 | 380 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. PLAYERS CAN ELECT TO TAKE A STROKE PENALTY AND PROCEED TO THE DROP ZONE (SHORT PAD). FOR OB SHOTS: Players can elect to play their OB shot from where it was last in bounds or proceed to the Drop Zone (Short Pad). This includes shots that never crossed back in-bounds from shots over the river. Normal OB Rules apply. White stakes play as out of bounds, NOT the water or the fence. Path and beyond out of bounds. Mandatory left of mando pole. |
| 7 | Main | B | 4 | 589 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Mandatory left of the mando pole. If mandatory is missed, play from the dropzone by the mandatory. |
| 8 | Main | B | 3 | 375 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 9 | Main | C | 3 | 404 | A Pool - Long Pad to Yellow Basket. B Pool - Long Pad to Red Basket Triple Mandatory. If out of bounds off the tee, normal OB rules apply. If mandatory missed, proceed to the Drop Zone (short pad). If mandatory is missed from the short pad, your next shot is taken under the mando. |
| 10 | Main | D | 3 | 290 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. This hole will be utilizing PDGA rule 806.02.D.4 which states if your disc lands OB, you can place your lie up to one meter away from the point on the out-of-bounds line nearest the position of the disc, NOT WHERE YOU CROSSED OB. 1 stroke penalty will still apply. |
| 11 | Main | C | 3 | 321 | Hole 10 and hole 14 stakes are out of bounds. NO OTHER OUT OF BOUNDS ON THIS HOLE. Double mandatory. If double mando is missed, play from the drop zone. |
| 12 | Main | E | 3 | 263 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. Mando left of mandatory sign on fence, if mandatory is missed, DZ is marked by flags. |
| 13 | Main | E | 3 | 420 | Play OB as Hazard (play where it lies, with 1 penalty stroke) |
| 14 | Main | E | 4 | 613 | Double mandatory. White stakes play as normal OB rules. The white stakes on the fence line mark OB, not the fence itself. If mandatory is missed, proceed to the drop zone to the right of the double mandatory. The Green is surrounded by OB. If you don't cross over the in-bounds area, take your next shot from the last point your disc was in-bounds, with a 1 stroke penalty. |
| 15 | Main | A | 3 | 255 | White stakes play as normal OB rules. Path and beyond out of bounds. |
| 16 | Main | B | 3 | 353 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 17 | Main | C | 3 | 294 | PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF PEDESTRIANS. White stakes play as normal OB Rules. |
| 18 | Main | A | 4 | 482 | White stakes play as normal OB Rules. Mando right of tree marked with pink tape. Mando right of cedar post |
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Schedule
Week 1: Red Sprints Hard
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Blue Line Rush
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Green Frame Fast
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 4: River Bottoms Split
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Bridge Run Again
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Clock Ticks Loud
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Disc Flashes Twice
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Vahe Street Dash
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Timeline Now
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
League
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Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
