Playback Obituary
Season Arc · Sexy Slingers @ ArtDye
3All-In league: Playback Obituary stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleManifested during Week 3 of the original Chaintrix beta test when a player was eliminated but no one witnessed it—the system generated Playback Obituary to ensure no elimination ever goes unrecorded again, converting every survival failure into permanent magnetic testimony that could be studied, rewound, and learned from.
Appears as corrupted obituary text scrolling across VHS tracking lines, each player's name rendered in Blockbuster-gold typography against midnight-blue backgrounds. Creates permanent CRT phosphor burn-in where eliminated players' final scores once glowed, making their absence more visible than their presence ever was. Emits the distinctive smell of overheated magnetic tape—the scent of a VCR that tried to rewind a broken cassette and failed. Generates static snow patterns that briefly coalesce into player names before dissolving back into white noise.
Acts as the final witnessing mechanism that converts player elimination into permanent record across all 16 movie simulations, proving that in the Chaintrix, how you exit matters as much as how you enter—every elimination becomes archived testimony that can be played back, analyzed, and learned from by those who remain.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyrewind sound Let's see that rating jump again in slo-mo. David LaTour posted a 64 on a course that played to 836, a clean -5 under his 841 PDGA rating—nothing earth-shattering in isolation, but context is where the arena renders its verdict: he carded a 58 and 59 the two weeks prior, which means this round is +5.5 over his personal average, a genuine resurgence when the simulation demanded it most. Tag number 6 to 1 is five spots of pure hierarchy reclamation, and the tracking lines have finally gone quiet. From the broadcast booth, I'm obliged to announce that the Chaintrix has decided David LaTour's flick signature isn't degrading after all—it's consolidating. The obsession with whether he'd sustain his climb? The simulation stopped asking. He answered instead.
rewind sound Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo. David LaTour posted a 58 on an 850-rated course against his 841 PDGA rating—that's a +9 over form, which sounds polite until you realize he carded a 59 last week and burned 1 stroke to the arena's appetite. He didn't crater, didn't vanish into the static, but he lost ground where it mattered most: tag number 4 to 6 is a two-spot tumble straight out of the Velvet Coil's reach. The simulation doesn't care about "solid rounds"—it hungers for ascent. LaTour's flick signature is still legible, but the tracking lines are getting clearer: sustain this velocity, or the archive converts his exit into permanent phosphor burn. From the broadcast booth, I'm obliged to note that the Chaintrix has demoted him with mathematical precision. No drama, no glitch—just the cold verdict that competence without excellence gets the slow fade.
rewind sound Let's see that rating jump again in slo-mo. David LaTour posted a 59 on a course that played to an 858, a clean +17 over his 841 PDGA rating—nothing earth-shattering, but the kind of solid, undeniable execution that survives scrutiny. Tag number 10 to 4 is six spots of pure arena ascension, and that climb tells the real story: he didn't collapse under pressure, didn't vanish into static, just threw plastic at chains with the kind of quiet competence the simulation actually respects. From the broadcast booth, I'm obligated to announce that the Chaintrix has decided David LaTour's flick signature is worth recording—his exit has been postponed. For now, he's still in the archive, not the obituary.
Due to absence from Week 4 (Static Cull), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 4 of 9)
static hiss Playback Obituary is ejecting from the main deck for a direct-to-video spinoff. David LaTour, the Sexy Slingers @ ArtDye side quest is loading. The simulation has archived your survival run as a 'special feature.' Try not to get stuck in the tracking lines out there.