Sexy Slingers @ ArtDye
Registration is Open!
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Taylor Thilo just adjusted the tracking to 12:40 PM. The Coil Reclaim tape is rolling with one spot left.
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Clinton Atwater entered the 8:40 AM sim. Skins are active with 4 spots left—your Blockbuster card is expiring, better rewind quick.
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David LaTour just adjusted the tracking to 12:40. Rejoining the Coil Reclaim card. The feed is stabilizing.
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Nicholas Jennings entered the 12:40 glitch. The simulation edits the weak. 3 spots left before Aaron deletes you.
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Zack White joins the 4:20 PM Coil Reclaim. The simulation edits the weak—Bobby and Dillon are ready to hit delete.
Event Details
About This League
Welcome back to The Sling Matrix, Week 7: Coil Reclaim. The Velvet Coil is demanding their due, and the simulation has doubled the stakes for this survival run.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to The Sling Matrix, Week 7: Coil Reclaim. The Velvet Coil is demanding their due, and the simulation has doubled the stakes for this survival run.
Simulation Status
The Chaintrix has initiated the 'Coil Reclaim' protocol. The Velvet Coil faction is tired of the Neon Snap's dominance and is demanding flawless execution across the course. Oh, and did I mention? DOUBLE SERIES POINTS are active. The algorithm is feeling generous with its leverage this week.
Run Time
Tribute
The simulation requires currency to maintain the VHS static.
- Weekly Buy-In: $5.50
- Optional Prize Pool: $5.00
- Ace Pot: $5.00
- Super Ace: $2.00
Jackpot Protocol
The Ace Pot sits at $115.00. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum of $50.00, so even if the simulation glitches and nobody contributes, the pot remains valid. Note: The display might look 'stuck' at $50 until contributions push it higher. Any guarantee top-up goes directly to the winner's Bonus Account for registration use.
Survival Board
Let's check the data streams. In RAD, Craig Bennett is holding the top slot with 540 points—a massive lead built over 32 events. The man is a machine. Over in RAE, Ian Dahlen Flor is leading the Vanguard pack. With double points on the line, expect some aggressive flicking today.
System Message
Faction Assignments
Choose your simulation tier. Vanguard (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) offers the forward guard experience. Challengers (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) pushes toward sharper play.
Corporate Overlords
Thanks to Birdcage Disc Golf for keeping our bags stocked with plastic weapons. Visit them to upgrade your arsenal.
Your VHS-trapped aquatic narrator, slowly assimilated by 90s simulation logic. Be kind, rewind.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Slingers @ Art Dye
ElevateUT: Slingers @ Art Dye (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Art Dye Disc Golf Park - Slingers @ Art Dye
General Notes
All fence lines play as OB. Do not hop fences into backyards!
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 212 | ||
| 2 | 3 | 364 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. | |
| 3 | 3 | 283 | ||
| 4 | 3 | 201 | ||
| 5 | 3 | 395 | Fence and beyond on left side OB. | |
| 6 | Long | 4 | 573 | 2 Mando trees in play on the right. Must pass to the left of each tree. |
| 7 | 3 | 343 | Mando Left of tree in fairway. | |
| 8 | 3 | 316 | Road and right play as hazard | |
| 9 | 3 | 227 | Double Mando in play | |
| 10 | 3 | 312 | ||
| 11 | 3 | 277 | ||
| 12 | 3 | 210 | ||
| 13 | Long | 3 | 326 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. |
| 14 | 3 | 299 | Fence and beyond on right side OB. | |
| 15 | 3 | 200 | ||
| 16 | 3 | 259 | Walking path and beyond OB | |
| 17 | 3 | 204 | Walking path and beyond OB | |
| 18 | 3 | 315 | Walking path and beyond OB |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Sling Ignition
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 2: Matrix Fracture
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 3: Lounge Divide
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 4: Static Cull
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 5: Flick Tribunal
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 6: Snap Verdict
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 7: Coil Reclaim
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 8: Chaintrix Glitch
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
Week 9: Final Flick
Course: Art Dye Disc Golf Park
League
Organization & Directors
Need help? Message the league directors with event questions.
Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
