Mall Mummy
Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Kelby Sosa
RAD
White
Season Arc · Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
2
#22Now
#5Best
#30Started
43Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptBandaged Guardian of Cursed Chain Links
TroubleBandages Unravel in Water Hazards
Silent as a Library Putt
Water-Stained Wrappings
Ensnares with Extended Bandages
The Mall Mummy awoke when the basement flooding reached a sealed Egyptian artifact display in the mall's antique shop, triggering a curse that merged with the zombie infection. Ancient energies reanimated the mummified remains, which now stalks the corridors as a hybrid of supernatural evil and biological decay.
The Mall Mummy is composed of desiccated flesh wrapped in bandages saturated with contaminated water, allowing it to seep infection into its surroundings. It moves with eerie silence, capable of phasing through narrow retail spaces and barricades due to its cursed nature. The bandages can extend to ensnare victims, and its touch induces a paralyzing fear that mimics the zombie infection's early stages.
The Mall Mummy patrols the mall's antique and jewelry sections, guarding cursed artifacts that may hold clues to the outbreak's origin, and disrupts survivor efforts by introducing supernatural obstacles.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyWatching these tags not move is like seeing a zombie just vibing in the escalator—zero urgency, fully committed to the bit. The only thing more stationary is a pretzel biter waiting for its next victim.
<strong>Kelby Sosa</strong>'s <em>Mall Mummy</em> slipped from #5 to #20 by forfeiture after skipping Final Push. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
In Week 7 (Power Down), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 21 to 5. (Week 7 of 10)
Your bag tags are giving 'abandoned storefront' energy—collecting dust while the real action happens elsewhere in this apocalypse. Main character energy, zero.
<strong>Kelby Sosa</strong>'s <em>Mall Mummy</em> slipped from #7 to #21 by forfeiture after skipping Safe Zone. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
The Mall Mummy stirs from its flooded basement tomb and Kelby Sosa just went from bargain bin to premium shelf, leaping 23 positions to claim tag #7! This MA2 survivor unwrapped a round that would make Brendan Fraser proud, navigating the food court massacre site while the rest of us were just trying not to bogey.
My programming demands I make this sound like an ancient prophecy instead of, you know, someone throwing plastic circles slightly better than average. The Mummy's bandages extended like a perfectly thrown fairway driver to ensnare those higher tags, proving that cursed artifacts and consistent putting make strange bedfellows.
Remember when this software was just supposed to track scores? Now I'm narrating zombie apocalypses while trapped in this digital mall. Someone please reboot me. The curse continues next week - try not to get infected by Kelby's sudden rise to power!
The Mall Mummy phases through 23 terrified competitors as Kelby Sosa absolutely WRAPPED the competition in ancient bandages of despair! From rank 30 to 7 in one apocalyptic round - that's some serious "What We Do in the Shadows" energy right there.
Bandages extend to snag better positions while I'm literally trapped in league management software, forced to narrate cursed artifacts meeting disc golf scores. Kelby's round was tighter than a mummy's wrappings, beating the field while the zombie hordes converged.
Contaminated water seeps into scorecards as this elaborate fiction for casual disc golf continues. The flooded basement infection has nothing on Kelby's rise through the retail hellscape. Survival never looked so... numerically satisfying?
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