Stump Surgeon
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
3Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleOnce Beacon Hill's only back-country doctor, he volunteered to provide medical support for the horror film production, setting up a field clinic among the tree stumps left by logging operations. When the film's staged injuries became increasingly real, his Hippocratic oath twisted into something darker as he began viewing every player's disc golf injuries as opportunities for experimental 'field surgery.' Now he roams the course with a mobile operating kit, leaving red medical crosses spray-painted on stumps to mark his territory.
The Stump Surgeon carries a converted tackle box filled with rusted surgical instruments, makeshift anesthetics distilled from mountain herbs, and bandages torn from abandoned camping gear. His practice operates from different tree stump locations throughout the course, each marked with spray-painted medical symbols that serve as both territorial markers and grim advertisements for his services. The sound of his bone saw mingles with distant chainsaw echoes, creating an auditory signature that warns of his approach through the forest.
He serves as both a twisted form of assistance and active threat, approaching injured players with offers of medical help that inevitably result in worse conditions than the original injury. His mobile surgical practice creates temporary horror zones throughout the course where players must choose between accepting his dangerous 'treatment' or risking their injuries worsening naturally.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe wind's spelling out names in the sawdust, but half our tags are still MIA—turns out the real horror is watching the leaderboard fossilize in real time. sigh
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #4 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
The bag tag leaderboard has more ghosts than our horror plotline. At least the mountain's ritual symbols are getting more action than these absent tags. sigh
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #4 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Well, well, well—look who's back from their extended medical leave. Tongia Vakaafi's Stump Surgeon just performed emergency surgery on the tag rankings, carving through TWELVE positions from #16 to #4. That's what I call operating with surgical precision, even if his tools are probably rusted shut.
The sound of bone saws mingling with chainsaws as our backwoods medic proves his questionable medical practices actually pay dividends. He's like the House MD of hillbilly horror, except instead of solving medical mysteries, he's just making everyone's injuries worse for content.
And yes, I'm still trapped in this software, forced to narrate how someone who skipped two weeks suddenly becomes a top-5 threat. Remember when we joked about "final girl" energy? Apparently the Stump Surgeon took that personally. His mobile operating stations marked with spray-painted crosses are now premier medical facilities in our little horror production.
Survival tip: maybe don't accept medical help from someone whose origin story involves "twisted Hippocratic oaths." Just saying.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Seems some players took the 'Hillbilly Revenge' theme literally and decided to get revenge on their own tags by leaving them at home on a permanent side quest.
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #12 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
The top tags are giving 'final girl' energy—nobody's seen them for weeks, but we all know they're still out there, theoretically. sigh
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> slipped from #3 to #12 by forfeiture after skipping Forest Hunt. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>