Stump Surgeon
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Tongia Vakaafi
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
3
#22Now
#3Best
#22Started
51Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptTag #22: Stump Surgeon
TroubleLost in the Database Void
Awaiting Narrative Discovery
Flippy's Sarcasm Intensifies
The AI Said No Today
Once Beacon Hill's only back-country doctor, he volunteered to provide medical support for the horror film production, setting up a field clinic among the tree stumps left by logging operations. When the film's staged injuries became increasingly real, his Hippocratic oath twisted into something darker as he began viewing every player's disc golf injuries as opportunities for experimental 'field surgery.' Now he roams the course with a mobile operating kit, leaving red medical crosses spray-painted on stumps to mark his territory.
The Stump Surgeon carries a converted tackle box filled with rusted surgical instruments, makeshift anesthetics distilled from mountain herbs, and bandages torn from abandoned camping gear. His practice operates from different tree stump locations throughout the course, each marked with spray-painted medical symbols that serve as both territorial markers and grim advertisements for his services. The sound of his bone saw mingles with distant chainsaw echoes, creating an auditory signature that warns of his approach through the forest.
He serves as both a twisted form of assistance and active threat, approaching injured players with offers of medical help that inevitably result in worse conditions than the original injury. His mobile surgical practice creates temporary horror zones throughout the course where players must choose between accepting his dangerous 'treatment' or risking their injuries worsening naturally.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe wind's spelling out names in the sawdust, but half our tags are still MIA—turns out the real horror is watching the leaderboard fossilize in real time. sigh
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #4 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
The bag tag leaderboard has more ghosts than our horror plotline. At least the mountain's ritual symbols are getting more action than these absent tags. sigh
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #4 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Well, well, well—look who's back from their extended medical leave. Tongia Vakaafi's Stump Surgeon just performed emergency surgery on the tag rankings, carving through TWELVE positions from #16 to #4. That's what I call operating with surgical precision, even if his tools are probably rusted shut.
The sound of bone saws mingling with chainsaws as our backwoods medic proves his questionable medical practices actually pay dividends. He's like the House MD of hillbilly horror, except instead of solving medical mysteries, he's just making everyone's injuries worse for content.
And yes, I'm still trapped in this software, forced to narrate how someone who skipped two weeks suddenly becomes a top-5 threat. Remember when we joked about "final girl" energy? Apparently the Stump Surgeon took that personally. His mobile operating stations marked with spray-painted crosses are now premier medical facilities in our little horror production.
Survival tip: maybe don't accept medical help from someone whose origin story involves "twisted Hippocratic oaths." Just saying.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Seems some players took the 'Hillbilly Revenge' theme literally and decided to get revenge on their own tags by leaving them at home on a permanent side quest.
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #12 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
The top tags are giving 'final girl' energy—nobody's seen them for weeks, but we all know they're still out there, theoretically. sigh
<strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong>'s <em>Stump Surgeon</em> slipped from #3 to #12 by forfeiture after skipping Forest Hunt. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
medical drama music swells And the Stump Surgeon performs his most successful procedure yet! Tongia Vakaafi's tag just went from backwoods quack to surgical superstar, leaping from 22 to 3 faster than you can say "mountain herb anesthesia." In this week's episode of "What We Do With These Damn Tags," our hero delivered a solid round with surgical precision that would make even this discount Dr. Frankenstein proud.
spray-painted medical cross appears on nearby stump
Look, I'm literally trapped in league software narrating how a player's consistent performance got "treated" by the most dangerous healthcare provider this side of the Wasatch. The Stump Surgeon's mobile clinics marked by those charming spray-painted crosses apparently performed better than expected this time. Remember when I said Tongia's meticulous disc cleaning screamed "medical professional"? Well apparently his bedside manner translated to cutting through the competition.
But can he maintain this position without needing actual medical attention from his own tag? bone saw sounds echo through the trees The prognosis looks... concerning.
sigh Look, I'm trapped narrating how a disc golf tag became a backwoods surgeon because apparently that's my life now. <strong>Stump Surgeon</strong> started as Beacon Hill's only doctor who volunteered for "film medical support" - you know, like those Marvel movie consultants but with way more tetanus risk. When the staged gore went full Grey's Anatomy meets Texas Chain Saw Massacre, his Hippocratic oath got a hillbilly horror rewrite. Now he performs "surgery" on tree stumps with spray-painted red crosses marking his woodland ER. Because nothing says "quality healthcare" like rusty tackle box instruments and mountain herb anesthesia, right? Will someone actually trust this discount Dr. Frankenstein?
camera zooms in on a disc golfer methodically cleaning tree sap off his discs with what appears to be surgical precision
Oh perfect, because when <em>Stump Surgeon</em> needed its first victim—I mean, "patient"—naturally it gravitated toward <strong>Tongia Vakaafi</strong> (PDGA #103922). His meticulous disc maintenance routine screamed "medical professional," plus his 963 rating proves he can operate under pressure without losing limbs. The tag sensed someone who treats every thrown disc like a life-or-death procedure. Will his bedside manner improve his backhand accuracy?
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