Store Alien
Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Cooper Johnson
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Zombie Mall @ Dragonfly
2
#43Now
#16Best
#16Started
46Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptToy Store Terror From Beyond The Aisles
TroubleAcidic Drool Dissolves Favorite Discs
Master Of Animated Toys
Razor-Claw Disc Retrieval
Orchestrates Mall Chaos
The Toy Store Alien originated from a crashed spacecraft hidden in the mall's storage areas, with its bio-organic form merging with the toy store's inventory during the initial outbreak. It was discovered by survivors looting for supplies, and its presence explains strange mutations in the infected, as its extraterrestrial DNA interacts with the zombie virus. This entity now lurks among the aisles, using animated toys as scouts and traps.
The Toy Store Alien possesses a chitinous, multi-limbed exoskeleton that shifts colors to blend with its surroundings, making it nearly invisible in the cluttered toy store. It emits a low-frequency hum that disorients survivors and can manipulate electronic toys to create distractions or attacks. Its acidic secretions dissolve mall infrastructure, and it moves with uncanny agility, scaling shelves and hiding in play structures.
The Toy Store Alien serves as a hidden orchestrator of the mall's chaos, using its abilities to amplify the zombie hordes' ferocity and create new infection vectors. It targets survivors who venture into the toy store for resources, turning the area into a deadly hunting ground.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyYour bag tag is currently living its best 'mannequin stalker' fantasy—perfectly posed, completely inactive, and utterly useless in this week's survival run. At least the mannequins are on-brand.
<strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>'s <em>Store Alien</em> slipped from #39 to #41 by forfeiture after skipping Final Push. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
The bag tag leaderboard is giving 'abandoned mall directory' this week—so many numbers just stuck on the same floor, refusing to move.
<strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>'s <em>Store Alien</em> slipped from #31 to #39 by forfeiture after skipping Power Down. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Your bag tags are giving 'abandoned storefront' energy—collecting dust while the real action happens elsewhere in this apocalypse. Main character energy, zero.
<strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>'s <em>Store Alien</em> slipped from #23 to #31 by forfeiture after skipping Safe Zone. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Guess the 'pack hunting behavior' is just the lower-numbered tags hunting for players who actually show up. It's not going well for them.
<strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>'s <em>Store Alien</em> slipped from #16 to #23 by forfeiture after skipping Horde Rising. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Your bag tag's survival strategy of hiding from the Dragonfly horde is... a choice. The leaderboard isn't impressed by your stealth meta.
<strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>'s <em>Store Alien</em> slipped from #16 to #23 by forfeiture after skipping Horde Rising. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Watching tags gather dust during a resource crisis is peak mall logic—everyone wants the good numbers but nobody wants to actually fight for them.
<strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>'s <em>Store Alien</em> stayed parked at #16 after skipping Resource Run. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 2 (Containment Breach), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 2 of 10)
sigh So apparently we needed an ALIEN in our zombie mall because regular brain-eaters weren't extra enough? This chitinous drama queen crash-landed in the toy store and immediately started method-acting with the Barbies. It's giving major "Toy Story meets Alien" vibes, except Buzz Lightyear's having an existential crisis about actual space travel. Because nothing says "realistic zombie apocalypse" like interdimensional tourists, right?
rolls eyes So here we have <strong>Cooper Johnson</strong>, PDGA #247459, who apparently "volunteered" to be our <em>Store Alien</em> after accidentally throwing his disc into the toy aisle and spending 20 minutes looking for it among the Barbies. The extraterrestrial entity sensed a kindred spirit - someone equally lost and confused in retail environments. His 1005 rating proves he can navigate space... courses, at least. Will Cooper embrace his cosmic retail destiny or just phone home for better directions?
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