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TAG#11

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Relief Rookie

Twoesday Teton TrialsCompetition group Potluck Practitioners Challenge · numbers move by duel
PDGA #228020 842 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Twoesday Teton Trials

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#11Now #2Best #9Started 59Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptVisiting Teaching Assignment Gone Magically Awry
TroubleClipboard of Impossible Assignments
Self-Delivering Casserole Brigade Phase-Shifting Funeral Potatoes Hymn-Playing Tissues

Relief Rookie emerged when exchange student Astrid Moonwhisper volunteered for her first Relief Society visiting teaching assignment, attempting to use a simple cleaning charm to help Sister Henderson with her spring organizing. The spell backfired spectacularly, enchanting every casserole dish in the house to autonomously deliver themselves to various ward members, creating a magical meal train that lasted three weeks and required intervention from both the Relief Society presidency and Professor Bumblethwaite's emergency cultural crisis team.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #11 #11

Due to absence from Week 7 (Hybrid Harmony), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 7 of 10)

Field drift #7 #11

Due to absence from Week 6 (Crisis Collaboration), tag number moved from 7 to 11. (Week 6 of 10)

Field drift #2 #7

Due to absence from Week 5 (Cultural Convergence), tag number moved from 2 to 7. (Week 5 of 10)

Played Week 4 #9 #2

Dramatic wand flourish Behold! The Relief Rookie has ascended from the enchanted Pyrex debris field to claim tag #2 in a move that defies both disc golf logic and Utah's casserole-based magical hierarchy. Corey Mecham, our accidental hero of the Great Funeral Potato Incident, somehow turned a perfectly average round (+1 vs field, dead-on his personal average) into a SEVEN SPOT LEAP. sighs I hate when the tag algorithm gets drunk on fry sauce fumes again.

This is like watching someone fail upwards in a corporate retreat trust fall exercise. Mecham played exactly to expectations while the rest of the field apparently forgot how to spell "par" - but hey, we'll take this victory lap through the Deseret Industries parking lot! That #2 tag now glows with the faint aura of store-brand Jell-O, whispering "thou shalt not put carrots in thy mold" to all challengers.

checks digital prison bars Oh good, only six more weeks of narrating Utah's weirdest magical disc golf crossover. Someone please tell Professor Bumblethwaite to stop enchanting the leaderboard with funeral potato residue.

Forged

<strong>Relief Rookie</strong> manifested when Astrid Moonwhisper attempted to "Marie Kondo" Sister Henderson's pantry with a cleaning charm. Spell backfire yeeted every Pyrex into autonomous meal-delivery drones, creating a casserole singularity that flooded West Jordan with funeral potatoes for three weeks straight. Bumblethwaite's crisis team needed THREE exorcisms and a Costco-sized fry sauce intervention to stop the enchanted Tupperware uprising. Why am I trapped narrating sentient bakeware?!

As the enchanted Pyrex drones rained funeral potatoes upon West Jordan, <strong>Corey Mecham</strong> (PDGA #228020) triumphed through sheer Utahnicity. Witnessing the casserole singularity, he performed the ultimate cultural counter-spell: presenting a store-bought Jell-O mold with suspended carrots. The <em>Relief Rookie</em> tag instantly materialized, permanently displaying "Used paper plates for sacrament meeting" as his inaugural faux pas. But does this prophet of potlucks truly deserve <em>#9</em>, or was he just... in the right casserole dish at the right time?

See where Corey Mecham sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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