Twoesday Teton Trials
Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025
Current Holder
Robert Bumgarner
Funeral Fumbler
Sentient Funeral Potato Casserole of Cultural Confusion
Leaves Glittering Potato Trails Everywhere
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
A Norwegian exchange student's botched preservation charm gave sentience to a funeral potato casserole during a ward potluck. The dish gained notoriety after shuffling through the gymnasium, becoming legendary among culturally struggling students.
Manifests as an ambulatory casserole leaving glittering potato trails. Emits confusion auras that disrupt concentration spells. Cheese crust hardens into magical armor when threatened while murmuring recipe fragments. Interior maintains unnervingly gelatinous consistency.
Haunts academy kitchens to sabotage cultural competency exams by interfering with culinary spellcasting, serving as a cautionary manifestation against prioritizing magic over cultural understanding.
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