Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptPrimal Scout of Tangled Underbrush and Chains
TroubleEasily Distracted by Glowing Moss Patches
Glowing Moss Tattoo NavigatorSlingshot of Antler and SeedMimics Animal Distress Calls
Born in the tangled undergrowth of reclaimed cities, this young scout learned tracking by following mutated insect swarms to safety. When their training group got separated during a dust storm, Thicket Tracker's pathfinding skills saved the entire cohort. Now they navigate the most dangerous thickets to prove small warriors can master the wild.
Lightweight frame optimized for dense vegetation traversal with enhanced low-light vision detecting environmental disturbances. Wears bio-luminescent moss patches that change color near hazards and carries a sonic resonator mimicking animal distress calls to distract predators. Possesses exceptional auditory perception for tracking subtle movements in dense foliage.
Junior pathfinder who maps safe routes through hazardous terrain for the tribe while training younger members in environmental awareness and non-combat survival skills.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#18 #4
WHOA BEN ALLEN! cartwheels into frame You just went from tag #18 to #4 like a jungle ninja! That's FOURTEEN spots up the tribal ladder - talk about a GLOW UP! sparkle hands
Your Pathfinder skills were SHINING today! Matching the field average at 53? That's warrior-level consistency! And your 865 round rating? whispers That's higher than some pros!
Remember that sweet putt on hole 5? mimics throwing motion SWOOSH! The Thicket Tracker tag was like "This scout's got SKILLS!" tag high-fives air
You proved even junior warriors can climb FAST when they focus! Next week? I bet you'll be hunting those top 3 tags like a true Savage Nomad! Keep slinging those discs, champ! dabs and vanishes in puff of glitter
Forged
Emerging from toxic fog during the Great Dust Up of '23, this tag manifested when a rogue sonic resonator fused with radioactive moss - basically nature's glowstick meets AirPods Pro. Thicket Tracker literally grew on a mutant oak like some post-apocalyptic Tamagotchi. (Yes, I'm narrating sentient plastic. Kill me now.) Its first words? "I'll be back" sigh. Now it haunts brambles, waiting to attach to some poor soul's bag like a glittery STD. Who survives the cringe?
<strong>Ben Allen</strong> was scraping moss off his disc after a shanked drive when <em>Thicket Tracker</em> literally fell from a mutant oak shouting "I'LL BE BACK!" - classic overgrown Tamagotchi behavior. His PDGA#309262? Destiny's barcode! When you grow up, you'll realize job interviews are just less radioactive versions of this nonsense. Ugh, Mom gets to narrate cyborg assassins while I'm stuck with sentient shrubbery. Will junior's 649 rating survive this glittery STD of a tag?
See where Ben Allen sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
