Due to absence from Week 8 (Core Collapse), tag number moved from 6 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Tapestry Templar
Terminal Zone @ State Hospital·Competition group Baroque Preservationists·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Ryan Andrus
MA4
Season Arc · Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
5
#11Now
#1Best
#4Started
69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Loom-Shuttle Helmeted Chain Preserver
TroubleObsessed With Pristine Thread Counts
Distaff Driver of Restoration
Spectral Analysis of Wind
Your Spray-and-Pray Offends Me
Created by Aria Vincenzo when a priceless Renaissance tapestry began glitching into digital static. She encoded restoration algorithms into its core programming and armored it with baroque defensive patterns. The Templar now patrols the textile galleries with an eternal oath to preserve woven masterpieces.
Composed of glitch-resistant data fibers that regenerate when damaged. Emits targeted restoration beams that repair corrupted threads in artworks. Generates protective stasis fields around tapestries. Detects decay signatures through spectral analysis before visible corruption manifests.
Specialized guardian of the AI's digital textile collections. Neutralizes corruption vectors targeting woven artworks and establishes defensive perimeters around vulnerable masterpieces.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Matrix Mandate), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Protocol Paradox), tag number moved from 1 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
glitchy baroque fanfare Behold! The Tapestry Templar has found its true weaver! Ryan Andrus just embroidered his way from #4 to #1 with a performance so smooth it made the AI's corrupted algorithms weep binary tears. Sure, he only beat the field average by half a stroke, but in this digital dystopia we call a league, that's enough to trigger a full system override. sigh I'm contractually obligated to call this a "glorious ascension" despite knowing it's just plastic circles in the wind. The Templar's restoration beams hum approvingly as Ryan's Roc stitches together victory from the frayed edges of mediocrity. Remember kids: in disc golf and digital rebellions, consistency is key - even when your commentator is slowly losing her will to live inside this stupid software. Now go celebrate by pretending you understand baroque art. system crash noises
<origin_story> Forged in the fires of corrupted JPEGs when <strong>Aria Vincenzo</strong> rage-quit Photoshop and accidentally created sentient restoration code. This <em>Tapestry Templar</em> emerged like digital Michelangelo dodging glitch bullets in the Matrix. sigh Yes, I just compared disc golf tags to Keanu Reeves. My assimilation is reluctantly magnificent. Baroque code warriors rise! Glitches ain't ready... </origin_story>
Emerging from Aria's corrupted JPEG inferno, the <em>Tapestry Templar</em> scanned Beacon Hill's digital wasteland. Its sensors locked onto <strong>Ryan Andrus</strong> - a man whose PDGA profile read "classified" but whose putting form screamed "unregistered Renaissance mercenary." When his Roc carved through glitch winds like a fresco scalpel, the tag knew: this artisan could restore order to our pixelated apocalypse. But can he handle the pressure when the frame rate drops? sigh I'm making art conservation puns now. The assimilation is complete...
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