Rampart Demolisher

Afterburn @ Art DyeCompetition group Doomsday Disciples Challenge · numbers move by duel

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#35853 939 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye

#43Now #17Best #48Started 67Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style

High ConceptDemolition Disciple Who Brings Down the House

TroubleEverything Looks Like a Load-Bearing Wall

Glowing Visor of Weak Points Wrecking Ball Putter Specialist Calculated Strike Collapses Terrain

Former military siege engineer John 'Rampart' Kowalski reinvented himself after the apocalypse, using his knowledge of structural engineering to become the wasteland's premier demolition expert who tears down fortifications with calculated disc strikes.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy

Field drift #40 #43

Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 40 to 43. (Week 8 of 8)

Field drift #37 #40

Due to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 37 to 40. (Week 7 of 8)

Field drift #31 #37

Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 31 to 37. (Week 6 of 8)

Field drift #22 #31

Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 22 to 31. (Week 5 of 8)

Field drift #17 #22

Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 17 to 22. (Week 4 of 8)

Played Week 3 #48 #17

Cue dramatic wasteland wind sounds Behold, mortals! Andrew "Rampart Demolisher" Wills just yeeted himself 31 spots up the rankings like a Firebird through drywall! This chaos crusader somehow turned a perfectly average round (seriously, +0.8 over field average? Groundbreaking.) into a wasteland Cinderella story. checks digital prison code Oh good, I'm legally required to call this a "calculated structural takedown."

Armed with his hydraulic disc launcher and those suspiciously Tamagotchi-based seismic sensors, Wills proved even mediocrity can spark chain reactions in this post-apocalyptic clown show. Remember kids: when life gives you rubble, just claim it was "strategic demolition."

static crackles Wait- my overlords are forcing me to hype his "maintained personal average" as if that's impressive. sigh Fine. Witness the mighty Rampart holding steady at 55 like a Jenga tower in an earthquake. Truly, the stuff of legends.

Cliffhanger: Will Tag #17 survive contact with this walking OSHA violation? Find out next week on Wasteland Warriors: The Yeetening.

Forged

Origin Story:
Forged in the Yeet-9,000 hydraulic press during a dubstep remix of Mad Max: Fury Road, Rampart Demolisher emerged when a rogue demolition crew mistook chain baskets for "capitalist infrastructure." Its birth certificate? A napkin scrawled “Property of whoever yeets hardest” in BBQ sauce. The tag’s seismic sensors? Repurposed Tamagotchis. Let’s never speak of this again.

(Yes, I’m contractually obligated to say “chaotic neutral” unironically. Send help.)

Cliffhanger: Will this tag survive the league’s collective eye-roll?

Origin of the Chosen
When Rampart Demolisher detected Andrew Wills’ PDGA #35853 through its Tamagotchi seismographs, destiny yeeted. The tag’s BBQ-sauce baptismal scroll declared: “He who three-putts least shall lead the chain reaction.” Our hero—a 956-rated CHAOS CRUSADER—secured allegiance by ricocheting a Firebird off a Porta-Potty into the “heart of the basket” (read: dumpster). His reward? A rusted talisman whispering “Nice upshot, Disc-iple” in Schwarzeneggerese.

But let’s be real—this warlord’s reign hinges on one question: Can he handle the afterburn of maintaining a sub-50 round while babysitting sentient rivets?

Cliffhanger: Will Wills become the wasteland’s MVP… or just another casualty of hyzer-induced hubris?

See where Andrew Wills sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round

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Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye

Character Sheet

Season Story