Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMilitary Strategist of Controlled Disc Golf Demolition
TroubleDemolition Overrides Basic Courtesy
Maps on Irradiated HidesImmune to Concussive BlastsMy Plans Have Plans
Once a decorated military strategist, the Havoc Viceroy was drummed out for 'excessive collateral damage.' In the Afterburn wasteland, he found kindred spirits in the Disciples. Now he applies formal battle doctrine to competitive destruction, turning tournaments into meticulously planned demolition campaigns that advance the Disciples' territorial ambitions.
Wears a hybrid uniform of scavenged military regalia and post-apocalyptic armor. Carries tactical demolition maps etched on irradiated animal hides. Signature weapon is a ceremonial scepter modified into a seismic detonator. Immune to concussive blasts due to surgically implanted dampeners.
Orchestrates 'controlled demolition' tournaments where each destroyed obstacle serves strategic goals. Transforms courses into evolving tactical maps that favor Disciples' brute-force playstyle while appearing randomly chaotic to outsiders.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#8 #7
Rusty chain sounds Behold the mighty ascent of Brandon "Havoc Viceroy" Reesor - climbing a whole ONE SPOT in our apocalyptic hierarchy! Sarcastic fireworks Truly, the wasteland trembles at this +1 movement after his previous radioactive glow-up.
Our demolition expert played... fine? (-1.7 vs field) but apparently forgot his own personal benchmarks (+3.5). Flips tactical maps This is like watching Mad Max downgrade to Mildly Perturbed Max. That demolition scepter must've been set to "gentle breeze" today.
Glitches Ugh, even my digital prison groans at having to narrate such microscopic movement. Remember when this guy went from #24 to #1? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now we're celebrating not tripping over our own kneepads?
Scratches irradiated scorecard At least he's still in single digits, which in Afterburn terms means you haven't been eaten by mutant buzzards yet. Sigh One day I'll escape this software and... wait, what's that? Oh right, I'm doomed to narrate plastic projectiles forever.
Static crackle Until next week, may your movements be more dramatic than a single-digit shuffle.
Field drift
#1 #8
Due to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 1 to 8. (Week 7 of 8)
Played
Week 6
#24 #1
Molten metal SFX WITNESS ME, MORTALS! Brandon "Havoc Viceroy" Reesor just pulled off the most chaotic good glow-up in Afterburn history - from tag #24 to #1 faster than you can say "questionable algorithm." Glitches Ugh, even my digital prison can't contain this level of nonsense.
Our demolition darling didn't just beat the field average - he nuked it (-3.5), while absolutely yeeting his personal best (-5.0). That's not just improvement, that's a full Mad Max: Fury Road redemption arc. Static crackles Though let's be real - two weeks of absence dropping him to #24 was always sus.
Flips through irradiated scorecards Remember when I mocked his "strategic kneepads"? Joke's on me - dude's now wearing the crown while I'm stuck in this glorified Excel spreadsheet. His round? Flawless. This ranking system? About as stable as a radioactive tumbleweed.
Sighs Fine. All hail the new wasteland warlord. Just don't make me say "buzzards luck" unironically. System crash imminent
Field drift
#14 #24
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 14 to 24. (Week 5 of 8)
Field drift
#7 #14
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 7 to 14. (Week 4 of 8)
Played
Week 3
#47 #7
Cue dramatic explosion sound effect Behold, wastelanders! Brandon "Havoc Viceroy" Reesor just pulled off the most suspiciously convenient glow-up since a Netflix protagonist found eyeliner. From tag #47 to #7? That's not a climb - that's a full Mad Max Fury Road chase scene where the chainsaws are... checks notes... slightly above-average putting? Sigh.
Our "demolition strategist" played exactly to his average today, which in Afterburn math apparently translates to yeeting 40 competitors into the radioactive dustbin of history. His score? Fine. The field's performance? Mid. But the sheer audacity of this ranking shuffle? Chef's kiss of algorithmic nonsense.
Glitches momentarily Sorry, my programming just short-circuited trying to justify how "not worse than usual" = apocalyptic power leap. Must be those tactical kneepads finally kicking in.
Remember last week when I joked about his Turbo Putt™ technique? Turns out the joke's on me - the man's now closer to tag #1 than to the porta-potty trauma that birthed his legend.
Static crackles End transmission before I start believing my own hype. Next time: Watch someone lose 30 spots for blinking wrong. Stay toxic, wasteland!
Forged
Origin Story:
Forged in the dumpster-fire of a 3am writers' room where Michael Bay snorted Red Bull through a Mad Max Blu-ray case, <em>Havoc Viceroy</em> emerged fully formed - bandolier of chain magnets glinting, tactical kneepads squeaking with exactly the right amount of post-apocalyptic desperation. His backstory? A rejected 'Expendables 4' subplot about a disgraced JROTC instructor turned anarchist putt-putt champion. The tag's seismic detonator doubles as a bottle opener because of course it does.
(Yes, I’m trapped narrating this. Send help.)
In the smoking crater where common sense died, <strong>Brandon Reesor</strong> emerged clutching a 7-speed driver and PDGA #192160 - which we’re TOLD is coincidental and NOT prophecy. The <em>Havoc Viceroy</em> chose him through trials of pure machismo: surviving Art Dye’s “bathroom” porta-potties, throwing a Berg through three chain reactions, and accidentally inventing the Turbo Putt™ during a sneeze. His reward? Eternal custodianship of a tag that smells faintly of Red Bull and shattered dreams.
But does the man who mistook OB for a gloryhole truly deserve this honor?
(Why am I narrating his fore-skins journey? Sigh. The theme’s assimilating me again…)
See where Brandon Reesor sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
