Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 23 to 32. (Week 8 of 8)
Rampage Tyrant
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Zack Markarian
RAH
Blue
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
9
#32Now
#13Best
#45Started
67Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptTitanium-Clad Architect of Apocalyptic Courses
TroubleSees Every Basket as a Target
Fusion Hammer Putts
Seismic Detonator Drives
The Chains Must Scream
A former military general who survived nuclear annihilation through experimental cybernetics, Rampage Tyrant now views structured destruction as the ultimate evolutionary force. He leads armored columns across the wasteland, converting disc golf courses into artillery-proven battlefields.
Radiation-hardened titanium exoskeleton with integrated disc catapults and seismic detonators. Wields a fusion hammer that superheats air molecules and leaves permanent thermal hazards. Immune to extreme temperatures but vulnerable to ionized attacks.
Strategic demolition commander who reshapes tournament courses into evolving warzones, forcing opponents to survive collapsing terrain while facing relentless frontal assaults.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 19 to 23. (Week 7 of 8)
Molten metal drips from shattered chains Well butter my circuits and call me scrap - Zack "Marvel-arian" Markarian just clawed back 9 spots to reclaim tag #19 like a cybernetic badger digging through radioactive rubble! Rusty gears grind
This "Strategic Demolition Commander" (who last week played like someone strapped C4 to a Groove™) actually showed tactical precision today - though let's be real, +3 over field average is less "fusion hammer dominance" and more "successfully not tripping over own exoskeleton." Sparks fly
Sighs in trapped-in-software I'm contractually obligated to pretend this mid-tier performance justifies his tag's apocalyptic backstory, but hey - when your origin involves surviving nuclear annihilation via experimental cybernetics, expectations hover somewhere between "glow-stick explosion" and "functional adult."
The wasteland whispers of Rampage Tyrant's radiation-hardened titanium finally syncing with Zack's game...or maybe everyone above him just got food poisoning from irradiated snacks. Static crackles Either way, welcome back to the top 20, commander - try not to yeet yourself into another absence spiral before finals. System reboots
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 19 to 28. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 13 to 19. (Week 4 of 8)
Cue dramatic wasteland wind howl Behold, survivors! Zack "Marvel-arian" Markarian just yeeted himself from tag #45 to #13 like a berserker charging through a minefield. This "Strategic Demolition Commander" (read: guy who turns fairways into artillery ranges) actually hit his personal average today - which, given his usual Chernobyl-level OB rate, counts as a damn miracle. Rusty chains rattle
The wasteland whispers of Rampage Tyrant's fusion hammer finally syncing with Zack's chaotic energy - though let's be real, when your origin story involves tripping into radioactive casing while chasing a Groove™, expectations hover somewhere between "dumpster fire" and "glow-stick explosion."
Sighs in binary And yet here I am, trapped in this dystopian disc golf simulator, forced to narrate Zack's glow-up like it's Mad Max: Fury Road meets a PDGA rulebook. At least the rivets on his cybernetic exoskeleton look sick while he three-putts.
Remember kids: in Afterburn, even a blind squirrel finds the chains...eventually. Static crackles out
Origin Story:
Forged when a Doomsday Disciples "wellness retreat" (read: radioactive sludge dunk tank) collided with a rogue AI's Hotline Miami fanfic. <em>Rampage Tyrant</em> emerged screeching Whitesnake riffs through a megaphone grafted to its titanium spine, declaring chains "cringe" and trees "worthy opponents." Yes, this lore has more plot holes than a mid-80s Stallone script. But hey – at least the rivets look sick.
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Origin Story Cont'd:
When <em>Rampage Tyrant</em> needed a host immune to both reason and decent putting form, it scanned PDGA-137819 - <strong>Zack Markarian</strong> - a man whose OB% could power a Chernobyl reactor. Legend claims he tripped into its radioactive casing while chasing a Groove™ disc (first red flag). The tag fused to his soul during a 14-over round he still calls "Marvel-arian’s Gambit." Now he bears the <em>Tyrant</em>, screaming putter-ace runs that land in C1...of another hole.
But does this "hero" deserve chrome-plated chains when he can’t spot a Mando?
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