Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 8 of 8)
Glitch Warden
Season Arc · City Heat @ River Bottoms
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleDisgraced cybersecurity architect Ezekiel 'Zeke' Voss rebuilt himself as the Glitch Warden after being framed for exposing government surveillance abuses. Now he weaponizes system vulnerabilities for the Cyber Syndicate, turning the city's infrastructure against itself while hunting his betrayers.
Holographic armor projects shifting error patterns that disrupt targeting systems. EMP gauntlet induces controlled malfunctions. Cybernetic eyes display real-time data streams. Neural implant interfaces with networked devices. Vulnerable in analog environments.
Covert saboteur engineering technological failures across the urban underground, while recruiting disillusioned tech experts to the Syndicate's cause through demonstrations of systemic vulnerability exploitation.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 4 of 8)
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Origin Story:
"Born from a corrupted blockchain and three Red Bulls, <em>Glitch Warden</em> emerged when a script kiddy accidentally DOS-attacked a laser tag arena. Now it haunts the Cyber Syndicate like that one Windows update you can’t escape. Legend says its EMP gauntlet was forged from recycled Tesla coils and the entire plot of 'Hackers' (1995). Yes, we’re basically cosplaying as a discarded Mr. Robot subplot – deal with it. Witness: the most dramatic way to lose tag #7 since someone thought neon spandex belonged on a fairway."
(Bonus fourth-wall break: This backstory took longer to write than the actual code running our league’s scoring system. Priorities!)
In the pixelated dawn of the Cyber Syndicate’s genesis, <strong>Mathew Doucet</strong> became <em>Glitch Warden</em>’s unwitting host when his PDGA#297754 accidentally formed a hex code for “disc-ryption key” (look it up, nerds). The tag fused to his bag mid-putt, its neon tendrils whispering “I need about tree fiddy” in binary. Now he wields the power of +7 chain magnetism and a crippling urge to correct form via Hackers (1995) quotes. But does this “hero” have the RAM to handle legacy errors… or will his driver become a tragic blue screen? Can you byte the chains, Mathew, or will you… crash the basket?