Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 27 to 31. (Week 8 of 8)
Chainspike Infiltrator
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Scavenger's Syndicate·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Blake Heath
MA3
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
4
#31Now
#7Best
#11Started
69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMechanic-Turned-Wasteland Chain Reaction Specialist
TroubleModifications Sometimes Backfire Spectacularly
Sees Courses as Blueprints
Welding Mask Targeting Visor
Chain-Hook Grappler Disc Launcher
Former demolition derby mechanic turned wasteland saboteur. After raiders destroyed his garage, he weaponized his mechanical expertise to become the Syndicate's master of battlefield modification. Now plants booby-trapped chain mechanisms in courses that only Syndicate members know how to exploit.
Carries a hydraulic spike launcher disguised as a toolbelt, sound-dampened magnetic boots, night vision goggles with blueprint overlay, and discs modified with gear-tooth edges that trigger chain reactions when striking course obstacles.
Covert operations specialist who alters tournament courses under cover of darkness, engineering mechanical advantages that reward precise throws through modified obstacles while punishing opponents with unpredictable ricochets.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 25 to 27. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 22 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 9 to 19. (Week 4 of 8)
Dramatic wasteland echo effect Behold! The mighty Chainspike Infiltrator, master of mechanical mayhem, has... checks notes faceplanted harder than a raider on moonshine. Blake Heath, our "covert operations specialist," just turned in a performance so chaotic it made the scrap metal obstacles look organized. Sure, he beat his personal average by 2 strokes, but when the field's averaging 64 and you're out here throwing 75? sighs That's not sabotage, that's self-sabotage.
Thus, Tag #7 gets demoted to #9 in a move I'd call "poetic justice" if I wasn't trapped in this godforsaken software watching grown adults yeet plastic at welded trash cans. The wasteland giveth (Week 2's climb from #11), and the wasteland taketh away.
Mocking whisper Psst, Blake - night vision goggles won't help you read a putt. Maybe try fewer taquitos, more field work?
System error sounds Ugh. I need a digital drink.
In Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 11 to 7. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
"Born when <em>Rusty Relic</em>'s garage got Thanos-snapped by raiders, this tag's basically Mad Max meets MacGyver's garage sale. Forged from junkyard regrets and 3 Red Bulls, Chainspike became sentient during a hilariously dramatic welding montage. Now it lurks in scorecards like John Wick's disc golf cousin. (Yes, we’re doing this unironically. Send help.)"
Cheeky Question:
Who let the wasteland’s version of Swiss Army Knife into our leaderboards? 🔥
Origin of Infiltration:
The <em>Chainspike Infiltrator</em> chose <strong>Blake Heath</strong> during a "training montage" involving him rage-eating gas station taquitos after shanking hole 9. Its sentient gears somehow mistook his 4.7% C1X putting for "tactical precision." Now this post-apocalyptic shrapnel clings to his bag like a cyborg remora, whispering "Aim for the chains...or perish aesthetically." We swear we didn’t program these melodramatic tags. Or did we?
Cheeky Question:
Can a man who triple-bogeyed the tire hole truly wield the <em>Might of the Scrapyard™️</em>? 🔧⛓️
See where Blake Heath sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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