Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 25 to 25. (Week 8 of 8)
Iron Warrant
Season Arc · Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
7Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleFormer military JAG officer turned street enforcer who developed armored warrant service tactics after discovering deep corruption in the district attorney's office, now operating as The Regulators' living embodiment of unimpeachable legal force.
Reinforced polycarbonate armor with engraved penal codes, augmented reality visor projecting suspect profiles, telescoping electro-gavel weapon that breaches barriers while collecting forensic evidence.
Executes high-risk warrants with procedural precision while gathering corruption evidence, serving as The Regulators' mobile symbol of authorized overwhelming force.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 18 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 6 to 18. (Week 5 of 8)
In Week 2 (Dark Alley), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 6. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
Forged in the dumpster fire of a botched sting operation, <em>Iron Warrant</em> emerged when a rogue evidence room drone strike melted 37 riot shields into one unyielding polycarbonate abomination. Its AR visor? Literally just RoboCop’s Pinterest board. Now it wanders the asphalt jungle, thirsting for birdies like a Karen for HOA violations. Yes, this is how we serve justice now. sigh Someone tell HBO we’ve peaked.
(Bonus mystery: The “glory hole” in its center? That’s where due process went.)
Cheeky Question:
Who’s brave enough to cuff this chaotic neutral loot box drop before it yeets itself into a water hazard? 🌊👮♂️💥
In the neon-drenched gutter where due process goes to die, <strong>Riley Thurgood</strong> tripped over <em>Iron Warrant</em> while chasing a Berg that rolled into an evidence locker. The tag’s AR visor flashed "PDGA-136989" like a prophetic BOLO alert - turns out his rating’s last three digits matched the locker combo holding 37 kilos of disc-tainted evidence. Now he’s stuck “serving justice” through 400ft hyzers while the tag whispers “Make my par.” But let’s be real - this man once lost a putter to a squirrel. Can this <s>glorified meter maid</s> chosen one actually protect and serve chains? 🚔⛓️