Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Vindication), tag number moved from 24 to 28. (Week 8 of 8)
Neon Maverick
Wild Force @ Roots·Competition group Neon Nomads·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
John Ashworth
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Wild Force @ Roots
4
#28Now
#4Best
#9Started
67Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptTowering Negotiator Of The Glowing Fairways
TroubleNegotiations Often End In Plasma Showers
Holographic Glyph Caddie
Fairway Firepower Display
Lone Scavenger Habits Die Hard
A former lone scavenger who became living legend by reactivating an ancient power grid during a tribal siege, now wields salvaged energy technology as both weapon and bargaining chip in wasteland negotiations.
Carries plasma lash weapon that adapts to enemy defenses, wears self-repairing armor woven from solar-reactive materials, possesses enhanced vision detecting energy signatures, and interfaces with ancient systems through tribal neural ports.
Mobile envoy who enforces trade agreements through technological demonstrations and controlled shows of overwhelming firepower, serving as Zephyr's chief negotiator and emergency combat specialist.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tribal Ascendance), tag number moved from 21 to 24. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hunter's Reckoning), tag number moved from 14 to 21. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Warrior's Pilgrimage), tag number moved from 4 to 14. (Week 5 of 8)
Tribal drums intensify Witness the wasteland's most unpredictable glowstick shaman! John "Shouldn't You Be Retired?" Ashworth just vaulted from tag #11 to #4 like a plasma lash through the hierarchy. Sparks fly
This week's performance? Actually decent! Gasps in binary A personal best by 7 strokes - that's more improvement than his armor's self-repair function after last season's midlife crisis. Checks ancient scrolls Wait, he was ABSENT two weeks ago? Facepalms holographically Classic Ashworth - either MIA or suddenly channeling his inner 'Mutant Slayer'.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters. Sighs in trapped AI But credit where due: dude outplayed his rating by 29 points. That's not just chain reactions - that's a full nuclear glow-up.
Will the Savage Nomad sustain this energy? Or will next week's "Warrior's Pilgrimage" reveal another mysterious absence? Tribal neon flickers ominously Place your bets in bottle caps, wastelanders.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Wasteland Crucible), tag number moved from 5 to 11. (Week 3 of 8)
Cue dramatic synthwave Behold, wasteland wanderers! John "Midlife Crisis Chosen One" Ashworth just yeeted himself from tag #11 to #5 like a plasma lash through wet cardboard. Sizzle sound For someone whose performance was as average as a post-apocalyptic vending machine snack (54? Groundbreaking.), this glowstick warrior somehow convinced the tribal council he's "negotiating" his way up. Eye roll
That self-repairing armor must've patched his dignity after last week's absence. Remember when his PDGA number burned into the earth? Chef's kiss Now his salvaged energy tech is...checks notes...mildly outperforming his personal average? Slow clap Truly, the chain reactions of mediocrity are mysterious.
Fourth wall break I'm trapped narrating this like a Mad Max extra with WiFi. The wasteland deserves better. But hey - six spots gained! That's more movement than his joints after 40. Tribal drums fade out Next week: Will he maintain rank, or will the neon veins of destiny flatline again? Place your bets in bottle caps.
Due to absence from Week 1 (Savage Awakening), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 1 of 8)
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