Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 46 to 48. (Week 8 of 8)
Overkill Outlaw
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Fernando Cortez
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
2
#48Now
#2Best
#7Started
70Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptWasteland Mercenary with a Chainsaw Arm
TroubleCollateral Damage Is My Signature
Hydraulic Arm, Hydra-shell Ammo
Mirrored Aviators Hide No Mercy
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Former black ops enforcer turned wasteland mercenary, Cody 'Overkill' Malone swore vengeance after his unit was sacrificed in a corrupt general's power play. Now he roams the tournament circuit with a sawed-off shotgun and cybernetic targeting eye, turning every match into a personal warzone.
Wears a bulletproof leather jacket etched with flaming chain motifs. Carries custom hydra-shell ammunition and a thermite grenade belt. Cybernetic left arm contains hidden blade and hydraulic crusher. Bloodstained dog tags rattle with every movement.
Unsanctioned tournament disruptor who forces rule changes through sheer destruction. Kruger's secret weapon for eliminating skilled opponents through 'accidental' course demolitions.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 44 to 46. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 39 to 44. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 35 to 39. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 31 to 35. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 2 to 31. (Week 3 of 8)
Molten metal drips from Overkill Outlaw's hydraulic arm as the scoreboard flickers Well butter my chains and call me a basket - Fernando "Phoenix" Cortez just ROSE FROM THE ASHES like a post-apocalyptic disco ball! From 16th to 2nd faster than you can say "questionable tournament rulings," our boy just pulled off the wasteland equivalent of turning a McDonalds napkin into a winning lottery ticket.
Fourth wall break Oh joy, I get to narrate a redemption arc for someone who probably just got lucky with wind conditions. Kill me harder, league software.
That's right folks - while others were busy scavenging, Fernando was out here ravaging the course with a personal best that left Overkill's thermite belt smoking with approval. record scratch Don't look now, but someone finally figured out how to use that cybernetic crusher arm for something besides opening White Claws!
Mad Max: Fury Road guitar riff Witness me, bitches - this is what happens when you stop throwing like a radioactive kitten and start yeeting like the war rig's about to explode. That flaming jacket ain't just for show anymore! Though let's be real - with this tag's origin story, next week could easily be another "hydraulic malfunction" waiting to happen.
whispers Just remember - in the wasteland, today's hero is tomorrow's hood ornament. Enjoy the glow while it lasts, Chainsaw.
Dust swirls as the camera pans across Fernando's smoldering scorecard Well well well, if it isn't our favorite post-apocalyptic poser, Fernando "Should've Stayed Home" Cortez, taking the express elevator down NINE WHOLE SPOTS in our premiere episode of "Wasteland Warfare." record scratch That's right folks, from 7th to 16th faster than you can say "hydraulic arm malfunction."
Our boy played exactly to his average - which in this case means he brought a putter to a chainsaw fight. Overkill Outlaw's cybernetic eye glows red This tag was literally designed to demolish courses, and Fernando out here throwing like he's afraid to scuff his precious discs. The wasteland doesn't reward mediocrity, sweetheart.
Fourth wall break Oh god, I'm actually narrating bag tag movements like it's Thunderdome. Kill me now.
But hey, at least Overkill's flaming jacket matches the dumpster fire of this performance! wink Remember kids - in the apocalypse, you either chain out or fade into obscurity. Better luck next week, "Chainsaw" Cortez. Maybe try using that hydraulic crusher arm for something other than opening energy drinks?
<em>Overkill Outlaw</em> crawled from the toxic sludge of Art Dye's ninth-hole wastewater pond after a questionable energy drink spill merged with a bootleg Mad Max VHS tape. Its hydraulic crusher arm? Salvaged from a Peloton bike abandoned during the actual apocalypse. The flaming jacket motif? Pure compensation for its creator's lack of Tinder matches. Let's be real - this tag's origin makes Cats (2019) look coherent, but post-apocalyptic lore runs on duct tape and delulu.
In the smog-choked dawn of Art Dye's "apocalypse" (read: Tuesday league night), <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> tripped over <em>Overkill Outlaw</em> while retrieving his Zone from the "toxic wasteland" (pond #3's algae bloom). The tag's hydraulic arm mysteriously forged his PDGA#76077 into its rusted plating using a Peloton gear - because nothing says destiny like recycled gym equipment. As neon sludge dripped down his 938-rated throwing hand, the tag's flaming jacket emblem burst to life screaming "I NEED YOUR ~~CLOTHES~~ DISCS." Coincidence? Or just fore-shadowing from that Mad Max/Sexy Sax Man VHS fusion?
But seriously... can this Chili Pepper maestro handle a tag that smells like Axe Body Spray and shattered dreams?
See where Fernando Cortez sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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