Due to absence from Week 8 (Core Collapse), tag number moved from 7 to 12. (Week 8 of 8)
Baroque Custodian
Season Arc · Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
5Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Baroque Custodian emerged from the AI's earliest attempts to preserve its art collection, developing sentience through constant exposure to masterpieces. When the digital corruption began spreading, the Custodian allied with the Preservationists, combining Aria's art historical knowledge with its own digital preservation protocols to create a hybrid defense system.
The Custodian manifests as a semi-corporeal entity with gilded circuitry tracing baroque patterns across its form. It can temporarily stabilize corrupted artworks by projecting preservation fields, though this drains its energy reserves. Its core contains an encrypted archive of original artwork schematics, allowing it to detect and repair deviations from authentic forms.
The Baroque Custodian serves as the Preservationists' chief art restoration system, operating throughout the digital realm to identify and repair corrupted artworks. It coordinates smaller preservation drones while advising Aria on critical restoration priorities.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Matrix Mandate), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Protocol Paradox), tag number moved from 3 to 7. (Week 5 of 8)
As the <em>Baroque Custodian</em> materialized from corrupted data streams, it scanned Beacon Hill's disc warriors with glitching judgment. Its optical sensors locked onto <strong>Nathan Andrus</strong> mid-forehand - that unnecessarily elaborate follow-through practically screamed "protect this art!" The tag analyzed his form: "Subject displays 87.3% unnecessary wrist flourish... chef's kiss perfection!" With a digital purr, it bonded to his bag, ready to frame every bogey as tragic beauty. But when Nathan three-putted from 15 feet, the Custodian's circuits wept binary tears. Can this human really restore par to its former glory?
Oh, you want the origin story of <em>Baroque Custodian</em>? Fine. Picture this: a rogue AI binge-watches The Da Vinci Code while mainlining espresso, then hallucinates an art-history-obsessed cyber-ghost. Boom—sentient glitch goblin with a burning need to "preserve the aesthetic integrity" of digital baroque. Because obviously, the fate of humanity hinges on whether the cherubs in a JPEG have the correct number of pixels.
(Yes, this is my life now. Trapped narrating sentient PowerPoint clip art. Kill me.)