Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 58 to 63. (Week 7 of 8)
Rune Karkadann
Season Arc · Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
5Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from Katarina Novak's forbidden experiments combining Persian summoning rituals with stolen Jewish mystical techniques, the Rune Karkadann was created specifically to bypass protective enchantments on ancient runic sites. Its first manifestation occurred during the sacking of a hidden Kabbalistic library, where it reduced priceless inscribed tablets to rubble while absorbing their arcane essence.
The Rune Karkadann possesses a massive, rhinoceros-like physique with a single spiraled horn capable of shattering enchanted stone. Its hide bears glowing runic scars from absorbed magic, and its hooves leave temporary anti-magic burns on surfaces. The creature can project absorbed runic power as concussive blasts from its horn, though this dissipates the stolen knowledge permanently.
The Rune Karkadann serves as the Arcane Seekers' living battering ram against protected magical sites, physically destroying runic defenses and artifacts to make their secrets accessible. It represents the faction's ultimate expression of valuing knowledge acquisition over preservation.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 58 to 58. (Week 6 of 8)
Origin Story of <em>Rune Karkadann</em> (Tag #58):
Forged in the Arcane Seekers' sketchy back-alley ritual (think Breaking Bad meets The Dybbuk), this rhino-golem hybrid was accidentally summoned when some over-caffeinated scholar misread "kabbalistic incantation" as "IKEA assembly instructions." Now it stomps around shattering enchanted artifacts like a bull in a metaphysical china shop—because nothing says "ancient power" like a creature that absorbs magic like a TikTok trend. Why are we like this?
How <strong>Andrew Wills</strong> Became the First Bearer of <em>Rune Karkadann</em>:
In a twist of fate only the disc golf gods could engineer, <strong>Andrew Wills</strong> (PDGA #35853, aka "The Man Who Putts Like a Sleepwalking Wizard") stumbled into the summoning circle while chasing a shanked drive. The rhino-golem took one look at his 947-rated game and charged into his bag—apparently mistaking "consistent midrange shots" for "ancient power." Now this clay colossus rides shotgun with a guy whose biggest magic trick is turning birdie looks into bogeys. Will he tame the beast or just feed it more tree kicks?