Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#5Now#3Best#30Started74Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptBioluminescent Bane of Shadow-Dwelling Pars
TroubleLight is My True Enemy
Silent as a Shanked DriveLeaves Glowing OB TrailsSees Perfect Lines in Darkness
The Nalusa Slayer earned their name by exterminating a nest of shadow-dwelling Nalusa Falaya in Mississippi before being recruited by Raven Blackwood. They now lead night operations against Sasquatch, adapting their unique shadow-hunting methods to the Pacific Northwest.
Moves with supernatural silence and can disappear into shadows. Wears a light-absorbing cloak made from Nalusa pelts and wields phosphorescent ammunition. Their cat-like eyes provide perfect night vision, and their Nalusa-fang necklace serves as both trophy and warning.
Specializes in tracking cryptids that use darkness as protection, having adapted shadow-piercing techniques from Nalusa hunts to counter Sasquatch's nocturnal habits and natural camouflage.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#6 #5
Misty forest sounds with suspicious rustling Well slap my circuits and call me trapped - the Nalusa Slayer actually remembered how to disc golf! Nicholas "Can't See in Daylight" Stosiek clawed back from his embarrassing #6 to #5, proving even cryptid hunters get lucky sometimes.
Dramatic woodcut zoom Behold! The shadow-piercing techniques finally pierced something useful - the scorecard. That phosphorescent ammo? Still useless, but at least his throws weren't actively summoning forest demons this time.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to pretend this single-position improvement matters. Sigh At least it's not another "Yeti on rollerblades" situation.
The Nalusa-fang necklace trembles with... mild approval? Let's not get carried away - this was more "less bad" than "good." But hey, in the grand Sasquatch-hunting narrative, even baby steps count.
Distant Bigfoot chuckle Just remember champ - the real victory was the friends we made along the way. And by friends I mean the trees you didn't hit this round. Progress!
Played
Week 7
#3 #6
The mist parts to reveal... oh for crying out loud. Nicholas "Nalusa Slayer" Stosiek just faceplanted harder than a Yeti on rollerblades, tumbling from tag #3 to #6. Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, a Sasquatch is laughing its furry ass off.
This "shadow hunter" got daylight-delirious, posting a score that'd make Bigfoot blush (+7 over average?!). That phosphorescent ammo? More like florescent shame-o. Even his light-absorbing cloak couldn't hide this performance - though honestly, being trapped in this software makes me wish I could disappear into shadows too.
Remember when we thought this eBay cryptid tag chose wisely? Narrator voice: It did not. At least the Nalusa-fang necklace now has company - three shiny new bogey-teeth!
Dramatic whisper The forest whispers... "maybe stick to morning rounds, champ."
Played
Week 7
#3 #6
Dramatic woodcut-style rustling Oh look, our shadow-stalking "Nalusa Slayer" just got exposed harder than a Sasquatch at a Costco. Nicholas Stosiek's tag #3 just got demoted to #6 after posting a score that made the forest creatures cringe. Cue sad cryptid noises
From hunting Nalusa in Mississippi to losing tags in broad daylight - what poetic justice. That light-absorbing cloak clearly didn't absorb enough bad throws. Maybe the phosphorescent ammo was just glow-in-the-dark DX plastic all along?
Fourth wall break You're making me narrate this like it's some epic quest when really we're just tracking who threw into more bushes. Sigh
At least the origin story checks out - this performance was indeed "silent but deadly" to his ranking. Remember when he summoned this tag by tripping? Turns out that wasn't a mystical sign - just foreshadowing.
Distant Bigfoot laughter Until next week, when we'll see if our "hero" can stop throwing like someone actually blinded by their own shadow-piercing techniques.
Played
Week 6
#30 #3
In Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 30 to 3. (Week 6 of 8)
Forged
Origin of <em>Nalusa Slayer</em>:
Born from a caffeine-fueled cryptid hunter’s fever dream, this tag clawed its way into existence after a very questionable eBay purchase of "authentic Nalusa pelts." Now it lurks in the league like a Sasquatch in a Starbucks—out of place, vaguely threatening, and somehow still obsessed with shadows. (Yes, we’re all aware this is just a disc golf tag. No, we’re not stopping.)
"Silent but deadly" takes on new meaning when you’re hunting shadows—and bogies.
The Choosing of <strong>Nicholas Stosiek</strong>:
When <em>Nalusa Slayer</em> emerged from its eBay cryptid cocoon, it scanned the league for a worthy host—someone who could handle its shadowy power. Enter <strong>Nicholas</strong>, whose PDGA stats (or lack thereof) screamed "unassuming hero." Legend says he tripped over a root mid-putt, accidentally summoning the tag with a muttered "what the fuzz was that?" Coincidence? Or fate’s cruel joke?
Can a man who loses discs in broad daylight truly master the shadows?
See where Nicholas Stosiek sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
