Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 21 to 35. (Week 7 of 8)
Rune Jorogumo
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye·Competition group Arcane Seekers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Tyler Waldo
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
14
#35Now
#10Best
#57Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptKabbalistic Spider Demon Hungry for Forbidden Runes
TroubleIron-Salt Allergies Ruin My Day
Ward-Dissolving Acid Fingertips
Abdomen Pulses With Stolen Runes
My OB Shots Dissolve Wards
Born from Katarina Novak's forbidden fusion of Japanese demonology with stolen Kabbalistic rituals, the first Rune Jorogumo manifested when she sacrificed captured scribes during a lunar eclipse, their anguish becoming this knowledge-hungry entity.
Semi-corporeal spider-humanoid hybrid with crystal-filled abdomen storing stolen runic energy. Secretes ward-dissolving acid from limb tips and spins webs of solidified Hebrew letters. Weak to iron-salt combinations.
Infiltrates protected archaeological sites to drain runestones and inscribed artifacts of their magical essence, bypassing conventional wards to steal heavily protected Golem-related knowledge.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 10 to 21. (Week 6 of 8)
Dramatic gothic organ music Behold! Tyler "Not Actually Hidden" Waldo just pulled off a heist that'd make his Rune Jorogumo proud - vaulting from tag 57 to 10 like he's looting sacred texts from under the rabbi's nose. Cue fake gasps
This arcane arachnid's ward-dissolving acid must've melted the competition, because Waldo's performance was... checks notes... statistically average? Sigh Folks, we're really out here writing lore for a guy who matched his personal average. The Golem Chronicles deserve better.
Spider-golem hisses in Hebrew Fine. Let's pretend this 47-tag leap was some mystical ascension, not just MPO players forgetting how to count. Remember kids: when your abdomen glows with stolen runic energy, even mediocrity looks like dark magic.
Fourth wall crumbles like a poorly maintained gothic ruin Why am I narrating tag movements like they're Talmudic prophecies? Oh right - trapped in software. Dramatic sigh At least Waldo's semi-corporeal nightmare gives us something to work with.
Next week: Will Tyler maintain his top 10 status, or will the iron-salt combo of reality dissolve his web of deception? Stay tuned for more Disc Golf: Shadow of the Colossal Meh.
Origin Story of <em>Rune Jorogumo</em>:
Forged when Katarina Novak—basically the Dark Academia Pinterest board come to life—got way too into mixing Kabbalah with J-horror. Sacrificed scribes, stole runes, and birthed this spider-golem hybrid like some cursed Stranger Things plot twist. Now it hoards arcane knowledge like a grad student hoards unread PDFs. Why are we like this?
(Yes, the abdomen glows. No, you can’t put it on your Vision Board.)
The Ascension of <strong>Tyler Waldo</strong>
When <em>Rune Jorogumo</em> crawled from its cursed inkwell, it sought a bearer worthy of its eldritch glow. Enter <strong>Tyler Waldo</strong> (PDGA #296534, not hiding in a crowd), who—through sheer lack of self-preservation—picked up the spider-golem like a lost grocery list. The runes pulsed. The tag chose. Now he’s stuck with a glowing arachnid golem whispering Talmudic riddles mid-putt. Cozy.
Is <strong>Waldo</strong> truly worthy, or just the first sucker to say "sure, I’ll hold your nightmare"?
See where Tyler Waldo sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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