Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 29 to 40. (Week 7 of 8)
Ritual Nalusa
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye·Competition group Arcane Seekers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
David Jones
RAD
White
Season Arc · Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
11
#40Now
#23Best
#52Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptShadow-Thief of Golem Secrets
TroubleHungers for Forbidden Knowledge
Ink-Dripping Infiltrator
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Weak to Iron and Silver
Created when Katarina Novak merged Choctaw shadow rituals with golem creation magic through a bloody ceremony sacrificing both European and Native American ritual objects, binding the resulting shadow being permanently to her will.
Exists as semi-corporeal shadow matter that phases through objects but requires periodic consumption of written knowledge. Its ink-dripping tendril fingers extract information from minds or parchment. Weak to iron and consecrated silver, it leaves a scent of burnt clay and sage.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' primary infiltrator of protected mystical sites, specializing in stealing golem secrets from both Jewish and indigenous spiritual traditions under cover of darkness.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 23 to 29. (Week 6 of 8)
Dust swirls as arcane sigils glow on the course Well well, if it isn't David "I Swear I'm Not a Chaos Witch" Jones, whose bag tag Ritual Nalusa just phased through 29 competitors like they were poorly laminated rule sheets. From 52 to 23? That's not improvement, that's straight-up golem magic. Cue dramatic thunder
Performance Review: David shot a 63, which in mortal terms means "perfectly average," but when your tag subsists on stolen mystical knowledge, mediocrity becomes performance art. His rating (863) suggests he's channeling more "disciple" than "disc golfer" these days.
Pop Ref: "This isn't 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice,' David. Put down the Berg and back away slowly."
Fourth Wall Break: sigh I'm trapped narrating a glorified Excel spreadsheet while this guy's out here literally playing with dark forces. The PDGA never warned us about this in the rulebook.
Tag Lore: Remember kids, Ritual Nalusa feeds on written knowledge, which explains why David's scorecard smelled like burnt Cliff Notes and regret.
Callback: Still better than that cursed Etsy receipt though, amirite? Mazel tov on not getting possessed this week!
Closing Thought: At this rate, by week 8 he'll either be league champ or summoning an actual golem to carry his discs. Place your bets.
Origin of <em>Ritual Nalusa</em>:
Born from a cursed Etsy DIY Golem kit (5-star reviews, free shipping), <em>Ritual Nalusa</em> emerged when Katarina Novak—part-time barista, full-time chaos witch—mixed Choctaw shadow magic with Kabbalah like a Starbucks secret menu abomination. The resulting entity? A semi-corporeal nightmare that feeds on Wikipedia articles and leaves existential dread in its wake. Weak to iron (and Yelp complaints). Why am I narrating this?
Pop Ref: "This isn’t ‘The Mummy,’ Karen, put the ceremonial dagger down."
How <strong>David Jones</strong> Became <em>Ritual Nalusa</em>'s First Victim—I Mean, Bearer:
Legend tells of a fateful day when <strong>David "PDGA #220568" Jones</strong> absentmindedly muttered "I should really get a bag tag" near a cursed Etsy receipt. <em>Ritual Nalusa</em>, sensing fresh prey, materialized in his cart alongside three expired granola bars. Its first act? Forcing him to watch a 12-hour YouTube essay on Kabbalah while his rating (895, allegedly) flickered like a dying candle. "Mazel tov, sucker."
Punishment— ahem—Question: Will <strong>David</strong> survive this golem’s disc-iplinary methods?
See where David Jones sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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