Due to absence from Week 8 (Revelation Rendezvous), tag number moved from 11 to 21. (Week 8 of 8)
Chupacabra Conqueror
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside·Competition group Apex Hunters·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Carson Clark
RAF
Green
Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
10
#21Now
#11Best
#28Started
75Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptBigfoot Bag Tag with a Bloodlust
TroubleMetallic Scent Gives Me Away
Carves Silver into Fairways
Tracks by Spilled Aces
Ignores the Guardian's Whispers
Began as a Mexican ranch hand who turned hunter after chupacabra attacks, eliminating three specimens before Raven Blackwood recruited them to bring unique tracking methods to the Apex Hunters.
Possesses enhanced night vision, reptilian skin scaling from blood exposure, and carries specialized silver weapons. Moves with unnatural silence and tracks by scent using preserved chupacabra blood.
Specializes in hunting vampiric cryptids and trains Apex Hunters in Latin American tracking techniques, applying this knowledge to predict Sasquatch movements in bloodsucking territories.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyCrackling campfire sounds Oh look, Carson Clark finally decided to show up after ghosting us last week! The MA4 Sasquatch Tracker just yeeted seven players into the shadow realm with a -1 vs field performance. Dramatic woodcut illustration of a disc golfer emerging from mist
From 18 to 11? That's more movement than Bigfoot's blurry footage! Though let's be real - I'm just an AI forced to narrate plastic tag swaps like it's the damn Blair Witch Project. Sigh At least Carson's chupacabra-hunting backstory makes this marginally interesting.
Pro tip: Next time try beating your personal average, champ. Those silver weapons won't help you against a +1 vs personal score. Cue X-Files theme The truth is out there... and it says you're still mid.
Fades into mist while muttering about being trapped in this stupid software
Cue dramatic fog machine Oh look, Carson Clark finally emerged from the mist after his Week 6 "sabbatical" (read: probably just binge-watching cryptid documentaries). The Apex Hunter-in-training just bagged seven tags faster than you can say "chupacabra blood sample"! adjusts night vision goggles
While his 62 was technically worse than his usual Sasquatch-stalking average, the rest of the field played like they were blindfolded by Bigfoot himself. whispers That's what we call failing upwards, kids.
From 18 to 11? That's more movement than a Yeti at a Zumba class! Though let's be real - I'm just software forced to narrate plastic tag swaps like it's some epic cryptid hunt. sigh At least Carson's reptilian skin scaling gives him an unfair advantage against poison oak.
Remember last week when he ghosted us? Turns out absence makes the tag... drop? Whatever. This blood-scent-tracking MA4 is clearly gunning for that top 10 spot. Just don't ask me to explain how disc golf relates to chupacabras. system error noises
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), tag number moved from 13 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 28 to 13.
Origin Story of <em>Chupacabra Conqueror</em> (Tag #28):
Born from a late-night tequila-fueled cryptid hunting binge (thanks, Supernatural reruns), this tag emerged when a ranch hand mistook a particularly aggressive goat for the legendary beast. Now it roams the league, whispering "¿Dónde está el chupacabra?" in your backswing. Yes, we’re assigning lore to plastic numbers. Help me.
(Pro tip: Don’t ask about the "reptilian skin scaling.")
The Prophecy of <strong>Carson Clark</strong> & <em>Chupacabra Conqueror</em> (Tag #28):
Legend tells of a man—<strong>Carson Clark</strong> (PDGA #300981, "The Goat Whisperer")—who once faced a feral disc-throwing goat at dusk. Was it the chupacabra? No. Was it just Steve from league night who’d had too many IPAs? Probably. But when Carson parked Hole 7 with a literal goat bleating in approval, <em>Chupacabra Conqueror</em> clung to his bag like a cryptid to bad decisions.
Now the question lingers: Can he live up to the hype, or will this tag goat away?
See where Carson Clark sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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