Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 17 to 24. (Week 7 of 8)
Sanctuary Shadhavar
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye·Competition group Golem Guardians·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
David Gheen
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
7
#24Now
#3Best
#24Started
77Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMenorah-Horned Sentinel of the Ancient Fairways
TroubleSigils Fade Faster Than My Patience
Hebrew and OB Polyglot
Corporeal When Convenient
Disappears at the First Putt
Born from the fusion of a Persian Shadhavar's spirit and sacred Hebrew incantations, medieval Jewish mystics created this creature to protect synagogues during pogroms. The original Golem's creation awakened dormant Sanctuary Shadhavars across Eastern Europe, binding them to protect all sites connected to the Golem's legacy.
Possesses hollow, flute-like horns that produce disorienting melodies, can shift between corporeal and mist-like states, has eyes containing glowing Hebrew letters that detect malice, and leaves temporary protective sigils with its clawed feet.
Patrols sacred spaces connected to the Golem's history, warning the Golem Guardians of threats while maintaining the sanctity of locations storing crucial Golem-related knowledge.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 15 to 17. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 3 to 15. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue ominous flute solo Behold! The Sanctuary Shadhavar has awakened from its emo kazoo phase to bestow <em>golem-grade justice</em> upon David Gheen's haters. This MA3 menace just carved through 21 souls like a rabbi at a bris, rocketing from tag #24 to #3. <em>Mazel tov, motherforkers.</em>
Yes, I'm still trapped in this software, forced to narrate disc golf like it's The Exorcist meets Caddyshack.
David's 55 (-7 vs field) summoned the golem's hollow horns of <em>disorienting excellence</em>, leaving competitors more lost than a Torah scroll in a hurricane. Those glowing Hebrew eyes? They spotted malice in every tree kick.
*Remember when this tag was just a moody flute-golem? Now it's a full-blown <em>divine disc assassin</em>.
Callback: Still waiting for that Titanic theme to play when David three-putts. Maybe at tag #1? <em>Golem Chronicles Episode 5 can't come soon enough.</em>
Oh, <em>Sanctuary Shadhavar</em>—the only golem who moonlights as a haunted kazoo. Born when some overzealous 14th-century rabbi accidentally mixed Persian folklore with Hebrew incantations (and possibly bad hummus). Now it drifts through synagogues like a moody teen, playing disorienting flute solos that sound suspiciously like the Titanic theme. Yes, we’ve weaponized a supernatural fog machine with a PhD in passive-aggressive protection. Mazel tov.
Why do all mystical constructs have to be so extra?
And so <em>Sanctuary Shadhavar</em>—that melodramatic clay kazoo with abandonment issues—chose its first victim. It sniffed out <strong>David Gheen</strong> (PDGA #146830, aka "The Man Who Throws Like He’s Angry at the Wind") during a particularly tragic shank into a synagogue’s rose bushes. The golem mistook his frustrated grunts for liturgical chanting and voila—a match made in mystical hell. Now David carries a haunted flute-golem that plays My Heart Will Go On every time he three-putts.
Does this man even know the difference between a midrange and a menorah?
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