Due to absence from Week 8 (Phoenix's Pinnacle), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 8 of 8)
Kitsune Trickster
Season Arc · Phoenix Rising @ Dow James
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleAccording to ancient scrolls guarded by the Obsidian Sentinels, the first Kitsune Trickster was a celestial fox spirit that witnessed a previous Phoenix cycle and swore to prevent future rebirths, teaching its arts to human disciples who became fox-tainted operatives.
Manifests up to nine spectral tails representing power level, generates heatless foxfire illusions, can overwrite memories temporarily. Vulnerable to truth-revealing artifacts and becomes corporeal when its true name is spoken aloud.
Chief misinformation agent for the Obsidian Sentinels, planting false prophecies and creating decoy ash trails to corrupt Ashen Pilgrims' visions and lead them toward dead ends.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Sacrificial Sparks), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze's Breakthrough), tag number moved from 7 to 12. (Week 6 of 8)
Dramatic stained-glass transition Oh look, it's Afton "The Goose Whisperer" Bodell, rising from the ashes of mediocrity like a discount phoenix at a yard sale. That's right, folks - her Kitsune Trickster tag just pulled a Mission: Impossible vault from 18 to 7, leaving 11 players questioning their life choices. Cue foxfire illusions
Playing exactly to the field average? In this economy? That's the chaotic neutrality we expect from our Chief Misinformation Agent. Though let's be real - when your personal average is a dumpster fire, even par looks like a glow-up. Sigh Why am I narrating this like it's an anime arc?
The Obsidian Sentinels are SHOOK - their prized trickster just got out-foxed by its own host. Nine spectral tails flicker in confusion Maybe next week she'll gaslight the course into giving her an ace. Until then, enjoy your temporary reign, Afton. Just remember: in disc golf, as in life, all glory is fleeting. Cue fourth-wall-breaking existential crisis
Fades to black while muttering about unpaid overtime
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Oh, so this is how I spend eternity—narrating the backstory of <em>Kitsune Trickster</em>, a glorified dog tag with delusions of grandeur. Born from a cosmic loophole when a nine-tailed fox watched way too much Loki and thought, "Bet I could gaslight a phoenix." Now it flickers between reality and your cringe-worthy disc golf lore like a glitch in The Matrix.
Sigh. Yes, the Obsidian Sentinels "forged" it. No, I don’t get overtime for this.
And so the <em>Kitsune Trickster</em> surveyed the mortal realm, its nine tails flickering with mischief, until it spotted <strong>Afton Bodell</strong>—PDGA #269633, a 718-rated chaos agent who once threw a putter into a goose’s beak on purpose. "Ah," mused the tag, "a kindred spirit of calculated tomfoolery." It bonded to her bag like a clingy ex, whispering "Let’s cause some birdie-related crimes." But seriously, can a trickster god handle <strong>Afton’s</strong> habit of parking holes then three-putting? The prophecy remains... dubious.